Male Restrooms Options

[ChangeofHeart]

Im sick and tired of entering a public bathroom that are covered in crap. Those ones where you ar eknee high in piss and the stalls are full of souvenirs left by disgusting men. Im of having to step inside the toilet bowl so i can close the door only to find out it lacks a lock. Im tired of urinals that splash back your piss all over you, and the sinks that just dont work.

I don't understand who made the layout for these bathrooms. If they had spent less time jacking off they might of realized their bathroom error.

We all have been mentally scared by these bathrooms, share your grievances. (There is probally going to be 60% of the posts by girls)

[DoubleJ]

The womens bathroom at my job is surprisingly worse than the mens is. I remember when I was in a club, my new gucci shoes had piss squishing underneath them. I almost cried but I was too drunk at the end of the night to think about it any longer.

[ChangeofHeart]

thats pretty sick man, i feel your pain

[lkajsfklajskds]

yes, the girls bathroom is terrible, believe me. there's more than just piss in there.

my new gucci shoes had piss squishing underneath them.

why were you in a girls bathroom in the first place?

[jaeman]

I hate bathroom stalls that have graffiti all over them and lack locks and sometimes don't have adequate toilet paper. I really hate how other guys have left shit stains on the sides of the toilet and sometimes their crap splashes back outside of the bowl and onto the seat. I hate how on the toilet, there are dried piss stains on the crotch area of the toilet when sitting down.

As for urinals, I hate how there's puddles of urine on the floor just because some poor sucker can't aim to save his life. And I hate how some automatic sinks are set to cold instead of hot, I can't practice good personal hygiene by keeping the bacteria alive!

[moorepocket]

i just avoid public bathroom altogether. Even at work.

[EddieV]

I don't really care, you gotta go you gotta go.

[DoubleJ]

yes, the girls bathroom is terrible, believe me. there's more than just piss in there.
why were you in a girls bathroom in the first place?

Um I never actually said that I was in the womens bathroom lol.

[ChangeofHeart]

I hate bathroom stalls that have graffiti all over them and lack locks and sometimes don't have adequate toilet paper. I really hate how other guys have left shit stains on the sides of the toilet and sometimes their crap splashes back outside of the bowl and onto the seat. I hate how on the toilet, there are dried piss stains on the crotch area of the toilet when sitting down.

As for urinals, I hate how there's puddles of urine on the floor just because some poor sucker can't aim to save his life. And I hate how some automatic sinks are set to cold instead of hot, I can't practice good personal hygiene by keeping the bacteria alive!

The worst are seats that are so small

[DoubleJ]

O.K. I would never EVER sit in a public bathroom.

[S-Majere]

I do my hover trick. You don't know where those bums have been.

[DoubleJ]

I also never touch ANYTHING in the bathroom with my hands. I always use hand sanitizer when I come out of the bathroom.

[ChangeofHeart]

i use the crab style. get down on all fours with your belly facing upward and poop

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

public restrooms period always smell.
i use them as little as possible.

[Castaway]

Yeah i'm sick of it too.. i've found crap on the floor and piss on an open umbrella that was in the middle of the bathroom.

"Im tired of urinals that splash back your piss all over you, and the sinks that just dont work."
There's a trick to it, if you really gota go.. control ur piss and aim to the side, not straight

[DoubleJ]

i use the crab style. get down on all fours with your belly facing upward and poop

Wtf lol. I can't even picture that.

[deplorable]

at school, the girls washroom is so disgustingly dirty that mold is growing from the...errr... liquids left on the floor.

i reported it last semester. their solution: spray air freshener every now and then to mask the smell. i swear, in one corner the mold is an inch thick. it looks like a carpet.

[DoubleJ]

at school, the girls washroom is so disgustingly dirty that mold is growing from the...errr... liquids left on the floor.

i reported it last semester. their solution: spray air freshener every now and then to mask the smell. i swear, in one corner the mold is an inch thick. it looks like a carpet.

Omg! You should take pics and report it to the higher ups...real talk.

[austinoutloud]

I can't practice good personal hygiene by keeping the bacteria alive!

It's not the temperature of the water, it's more the soap and friction of your hands rubbing together that kills germs.

The bathrooms at our school are terrible. They are all automatic and they either don't flush when they're supposed to, or they overflow every three flushes. It's disgusting.

A good hand-washing method: Wash your hands, and dry them with the paper towel. With the paper towel still on your hand(s), turn off the water, if necessary, open the door, and throw the paper towel into the trash can.

[MissHygienic]

I also never touch ANYTHING in the bathroom with my hands. I always use hand sanitizer when I come out of the bathroom.

Mm hmm. I also use my foot to flush the toilet. None of that hands shit, thanks.

There have too many instances where I knew a girl was taking a dump and she came out of bathroom, and DIDN'T WASH HER HANDS AND DIDN'T USE SANITIZER. I was in such anger and disbelief, I needed to sit myself down to let the blood flow back into my temples.

People, for the love of all things sanitary and holy, WASH YOUR HANDS, GOD DAMN IT.

[Crash2]

There have too many instances where I knew a girl was taking a dump and she came out of bathroom, and DIDN'T WASH HER HANDS AND DIDN'T USE SANITIZER.

People, for the love of all things sanitary and holy, WASH YOUR HANDS, GOD DAMN IT.

Yeah, it seems that a lot of guys just leave the bathroom after using the stall or urinal. I'd be washing my hands and then see a guy leave without washing their hands, and in the back of my mind, I'd be thinking, "...wtf."

[breakingdawn]

The bathrooms at my old school didn't have soap for like the last five months of school. If you're going to have a nasty school bathroom, at least have f**king soap so people can get all the cruddy shit off their hands.

[DoubleJ]

Yeah, it seems that a lot of guys just leave the bathroom after using the stall or urinal. I'd be washing my hands and then see a guy leave without washing their hands, and in the back of my mind, I'd be thinking, "...wtf."

OMG! My stepdad is the worse. It is bad enough that I absolutely loathe him, but he is the scum of the earth. He uses the bathroom with the door wide open, and if that isn't bad enough, he never EVER washes his hands.

[breakingdawn]

OMG! My stepdad is the worse. It is bad enough that I absolutely loathe him, but he is the scum of the earth. He uses the bathroom with the door wide open, and if that isn't bad enough, he never EVER washes his hands.

OMG

[DoubleJ]

I know! He owns his own trucking company so I expect it from those types.

[MissHygienic]

Note to self: Never shake any guy's hands, again. It's more disgusting that guys don't wash their hands after using a urinal.

[DoubleJ]

After I touch somebody's hands, I bust out the old purrell travel size bottle and go to work.

[Castaway]

Note to self: Never shake any guy's hands, again. It's more disgusting that guys don't wash their hands after using a urinal.

IMO, 2/3 guys do not wash their hands.

[MissHygienic]

IMO, 2/3 guys do not wash their hands.

Ew, don't tell me that. I prefer to live in ignorance, here.

Do you wash your hands. . .?

[Castaway]

Ew, don't tell me that. I prefer to live in ignorance, here.

Do you wash your hands. . .?

hahaha I thought you already had an idea about how many guys actually wash their hands.

Yes, i wash my hands everytime i go

[MissHygienic]

hahaha I thought you already had an idea about how many guys actually wash their hands.

Yes, i wash my hands everytime i go

I like to pretend that guys are into washing their hands. I have some grasp about how many of them don't, but I like to think that the guys in my life (with whom I actually interact) do. . .

[Castaway]

I like to pretend that guys are into washing their hands. I have some grasp about how many of them don't, but I like to think that the guys in my life (with whom I actually interact) do. . .

Maybe you should bring it up.

"So, i was having a conversation with my friend about girls that doesn't wash their hands." How bad is it with guys? do you guys wash your hands?

My friends and i were talking about this.. it turns out some girls don't wash their hands either. Do they really need to?

[DoubleJ]

I am so OCD about my hands and what not. I constantly clean them like every 5 seconds.

[shoryuken]

Im sick and tired of entering a public bathroom that are covered in crap. Those ones where you ar eknee high in piss and the stalls are full of souvenirs left by disgusting men. Im of having to step inside the toilet bowl so i can close the door only to find out it lacks a lock. Im tired of urinals that splash back your piss all over you, and the sinks that just dont work.

I don't understand who made the layout for these bathrooms. If they had spent less time jacking off they might of realized their bathroom error.

We all have been mentally scared by these bathrooms, share your grievances. (There is probally going to be 60% of the posts by girls)

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[ChangeofHeart]

Why do the doors open inward? Why? It makes no sense at all. I hate rubbing into the piss stains on the way into a stall because the doors open inward.

And girls since guys have the luxury of a 3 leg, many decide to piss onto the toilet paper rolls, therefore rendering the paper useless.

[JCLore]

i hate that
in my house we have 3 toilets
one in the guest bedroom, one in the master bedroom
and one across the hall from my room!!!

My step dad is the grossest erson i know
he uses our toilet more than his
he goes to the toilet with the door open
AND he never washes his hands
AARRGGHHH!!!!!
i hate him

[Castaway]

i don't touch anything (door knobs/flusher/etc) without a paper towel. I'm glad there are towel dispensers with a sensor =]