how can i fake pass out? |
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 Jan 8 2008, 09:07 PM
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i want to fake pass out during school tomorrow, just cause i dont feel like it. i know thats not a very good reason but still. i dont have a test or anything so im not like trying to avoid anything, i just dont feel like it.:D:D
how do i do it, just like fall over? say i feel light headed? how can i get the nurse to send me home? (: |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:08 PM
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Attention starved much?
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Jan 8 2008, 09:09 PM
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 Lauren :D Group: Member Posts: 2,105 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,997 |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:12 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(breakingdawn @ Jan 8 2008, 10:09 PM)  this beats ur other topics, props |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:17 PM
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 whtever Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 603,643 |
haha this is funny. you can acutally make yourself passout.
take ten deep breathes, then hold it, sqeeze your neck and lean over.. |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:22 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
do that thing that those little kids do. where they get high off of it.
have someone push you up against the wall with their arms crossed and pressed against your chest. you exhale all the air our of your lungs and let them push until you pass out, but you can also die from this, so i dont recommend it. lol |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:25 PM
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whtever Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 603,643 |
oh yea what i told you to do can also kill you.. but only like 1 out of 200 times i think.
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Jan 8 2008, 09:26 PM
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its probably easier if you just jump off of something. cuz when you fake it youll want to laugh so hard.... and then youll fart infront of everyone then youlll be embarrassed
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Jan 8 2008, 09:27 PM
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 WOW
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Jan 8 2008, 09:36 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
You're already a step behind once you enter the school building. They're better ways of skipping school. =P
A girl passed out in my class once, but she was gone at most 45 minutes before getting back to class. |
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Jan 8 2008, 09:36 PM
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Say you feel light headed,see sparklie things, and feel sick and fall backwards.
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Jan 8 2008, 09:40 PM
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 ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Group: Official Member Posts: 1,403 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,173 |
Pick on a black/mexican/viet girl and get into a fight. I guarantee you this will work 100%!
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Jan 8 2008, 09:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
or a puertorican!
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Jan 8 2008, 09:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
diarrhea ALWAYS works
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Jan 8 2008, 11:14 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Just barf like most non-retarded normal white kids do.
Cause they will think you are on drugs and then you will have to deal with cops and then you get in more trouble.. SCHOOL IS COOL. |
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Jan 8 2008, 11:37 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
You can just say you don't feel well and look frustrated throughout the whole day. It usually works.
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Jan 8 2008, 11:38 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Tell everyone that school is against your religion, so you can no longer attend.
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Jan 8 2008, 11:40 PM
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wont you be embarrassed?
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Jan 8 2008, 11:47 PM
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Why don't you just say you have a terrible headache and your stomach hurts really bad and it feels as if you're about to puke? They can't say "nope.Your head is fine and your stomach doesn't hurt" better than fake passing out...why would you even think to do that?
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Jan 8 2008, 11:49 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
why are u so f**king stupid about every damn thing
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Jan 9 2008, 04:20 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
You have a migrane and you feel like throwing up.
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