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post Jan 3 2008, 03:25 PM
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What do you consider to be the best inventions in your life?

I'd say pop tarts.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 03:26 PM
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The computer.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 03:26 PM
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uh. quite seriously, the pencil.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:30 PM
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the human body.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:31 PM
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THE BIBLE.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:37 PM
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The person who invented inventions. Without them, there would be no inventions.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM
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haha thats so true

god bless the person who invented inventions
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM
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Nothing really, if it didn't exist, you wouldn't miss it.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:40 PM
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But you WOULD long for it.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM) *
Nothing really, if it didn't exist, you wouldn't miss it.


Good point.

But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE(speights-burger @ Jan 3 2008, 09:39 PM) *
haha thats so true

god bless the person who invented inventions


on a prayer note

god bless johnny the evil culchie

without him, there would not have been years of evil, yet highly comical torture
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:44 PM
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Yeah, the machine or machines that created Johnny should be honoured.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:47 PM
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i'd say machines

not one thing could create johnny

and they would have been drunk to create something sooo comical
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 01:41 PM) *
But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments.

If they can stand it..
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 04:41 PM) *
Good point.

But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments.


I'm guessing you have stories on that?
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Jan 3 2008, 04:55 PM) *
I'm guessing you have stories on that?



Infidelity is common thing in the military. Just check the divorce rates. Well, there's a First Sergeant who was leaving for Iraq for the 3rd time. His young, attractive wife was distraught and in tears. He reached in his daypack and gives her a small, wrapped present.

It was a vibrator. He told her not to open it until she was home, by herself. This same First Sergeant has since told this story every chance he gets. I can't help but smile.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:06 PM
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I guess this saved their marriage.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:08 PM
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I'd say Photoshop! Huh!
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:13 PM
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 04:05 PM) *
Infidelity is common thing in the military. Just check the divorce rates. Well, there's a First Sergeant who was leaving for Iraq for the 3rd time. His young, attractive wife was distraught and in tears. He reached in his daypack and gives her a small, wrapped present.

It was a vibrator. He told her not to open it until she was home, by herself. This same First Sergeant has since told this story every chance he gets. I can't help but smile.

Smart, SMART man.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Jan 3 2008, 05:14 PM) *
Smart, SMART man.

Eh, it works both ways. My boyfriend's in the military and shares stories about how many guys go to bars to get drunk and grope women. I'm sure the ratio of women cheating on their military husbands is the same as military husbands who cheat on their wives.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:21 PM
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Seriously? Anti-septics. Soap and shit. Without soap we wouldn't be as clean and neat and civilized as we are today. Give me cleanliness or give me death.
 
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QUOTE(NoSex @ Jan 3 2008, 05:21 PM) *
Seriously? Anti-septics. Soap and shit. Without soap we wouldn't be as clean and neat and civilized as we are today. Give me cleanliness or give me death.

He knows what's up.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:27 PM
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Sliced bread. :P

Um, beds. They're comfy to sleep on.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 05:27 PM
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I can't join the military for those reasons. Not that I don't trust my girlfriend or myself, but I can't stand being away for such a long time.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 07:04 PM
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Yeah, it would sort of suck if you left. But the military uniform would probably make up for it... along with the lack of incessant chatter from you when I'm trying to sleep at night.
;P
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 07:52 PM
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actually. now i would say the banana guard. what an interesting invention. and sooo practical. can be used for multiple tasks ;)

what do you think the stupidest invention is?
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:06 PM
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:08 PM
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The light bulb, telephone and the toilet!
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 3 2008, 08:06 PM) *
chicken


The black dude had to say that.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:10 PM
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the best invention is most definitely....easy-off BAM!
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:13 PM
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QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Jan 3 2008, 04:27 PM) *
Sliced bread. :P

Um, beds. They're comfy to sleep on.


sliced bread could possibly be comfy to sleep on too... laugh.gif

but in all seriousness, i would have to say...
mirror.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:15 PM
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Photoshop. throb.gif
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:16 PM
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:19 PM
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Actually, I think gum is a cool invention.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:20 PM
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:21 PM
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As for modern day inventions, I think wireless technology like Bluetooth is great.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(The Markster @ Jan 3 2008, 08:19 PM) *
Actually, I think gum is a cool invention.


i'd have to say i'd agree to that one.
gum is great.
especially five; i like cobalt. throb.gif
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:42 PM
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Five gum is crap. It doesn't even last long?
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:44 PM
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Glasses. I feel bad for people before the invention of glasses. It must have made life tough. ermm.gif
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 08:45 PM
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a Gun

A tool is something that helps get the job done quicker. Thus my gun is a tool.
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 09:23 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur @ Jan 4 2008, 10:45 AM) *
a Gun

A tool is something that helps get the job done quicker. Thus my gun is a tool.


Remember, guns don't kill people. wink.gif
 
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QUOTE(Detective @ Jan 3 2008, 01:26 PM) *
The computer.


Ditto
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 09:46 PM
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Machines. Because without them there wouldn't be all that much around us. No technology, nothing. Back to the 1500's. Although if it never existed we wouldn't miss it.. that's quite a good point laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 10:49 PM
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Basically, industrialization.
 
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makeup
shampoo/conditioner/soap/bodywash/facewash/cleaning products, yo
cards?
FIRE
 
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Firetrucks tongue.gif Which will be my personal toys soon!
 
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post Jan 3 2008, 10:52 PM
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post Jan 3 2008, 10:52 PM
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The best thing ever made has got to be 409.
 
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post Jan 4 2008, 01:34 AM
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The best invention in all y'all lives is your mama's cooking.
 
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post Jan 4 2008, 02:16 AM
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time.

time is an invention itself.
 
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post Jan 4 2008, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jan 4 2008, 04:16 PM) *
time.

time is an invention itself.


That's a pretty deep response; and very true.
 
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post Jan 4 2008, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jan 4 2008, 02:16 AM) *
time.

time is an invention itself.

Funny that you mention that. I hate time.
 
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post Jan 4 2008, 02:26 AM
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Funny that you mention that. I hate time.


We can't get enough of it. wacko.gif
 
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Time is so obnoxious. Yes, it's an invention but it's definitely not the best invention in my life. "Life is too short," is what we would say because we can measure everything in some sort of amount.
 
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the hair straightener, of course :).
 
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post Jan 6 2008, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(Detective @ Jan 3 2008, 03:26 PM) *
The computer.

True with out the computer we would not be able to do many things that we do today (like talk/type to others on createblog) oh another great invention is the T.V.
 
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treadmills and weight machines also!
and showers..
 
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post Jan 6 2008, 05:23 PM
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Video ipods. It is my life.
 
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post Jan 6 2008, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Jan 4 2008, 01:16 AM) *
time is an invention itself.


Not really, that's like saying a foot is an invention - it's just a unit of measurement for something very very real.
 
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post Jan 7 2008, 03:48 AM
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Fast food and the top of the food pyramid are the greatest inventions ever.
 
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post Jan 7 2008, 04:49 PM
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post Jan 7 2008, 07:28 PM
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History is the best invention in life. Was that deep?
 
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I am.
 
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post Jan 7 2008, 08:32 PM
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poptarts, agreed.

music <3
 
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post Jan 8 2008, 03:43 AM
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Soda's a pretty sweet invention.
 
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post Jan 8 2008, 05:01 PM
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shoes are good inventions
 
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post Jan 8 2008, 05:09 PM
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post Jan 8 2008, 05:21 PM
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Tactical Rifles.
 
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