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 Dec 29 2007, 12:04 AM
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 we jerkin'  Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730  |
So I met this girl who worked at In N Out, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was ayear older than me but I didn't really care, and she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No waii, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy like a baby without ritalin! That smooth combo of peanut butter and jelly chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"
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Dec 29 2007, 12:05 AM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
i used to love that cereal
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Dec 29 2007, 12:25 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
hahaha
gotta love those cereal commercials. |
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Dec 29 2007, 06:25 AM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
tasty
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