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 Jun 22 2004, 04:00 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
Here's one my friend told me about..LoL.
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do???? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home. 
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Jun 22 2004, 04:05 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
haha funny!! he must have been really HOTT to been given all that money!!
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Jun 22 2004, 04:20 PM
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 Peace Luv bubbles Group: Member Posts: 580 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,467 |
thats good!! lols!!! I love it!
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Jun 23 2004, 06:51 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
AHAHA lmao. thats really funny
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Jun 23 2004, 08:04 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah. yay.. this is my 1,000th post!!!
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Jun 23 2004, 08:08 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
hahahhaha, that's hilarious...took back the money. rofl
 
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Jun 24 2004, 03:17 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
hehehe that's awesome!!! poor man hoe........
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Jun 24 2004, 03:37 PM
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 The Lemon Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,215 |
haha! I saw an animation for that joke. It was... funny. xD
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Jun 24 2004, 03:37 PM
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Jun 24 2004, 06:22 PM
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 Nerd w// a jacket Group: Member Posts: 379 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,782 |
hahahaha thas hilarious
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Jun 25 2004, 08:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
OMG hahaha that was awesome.
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Jun 25 2004, 09:30 PM
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 short one Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,284 |
lol thats a good deal!
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Jun 26 2004, 03:54 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
that's funny!
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Jun 26 2004, 04:40 PM
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 Dorkish_bum Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,946 |
lol, must've hurt....ouch
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Jun 26 2004, 07:26 PM
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-nicollette- Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,309 |
no matter how entertaining that was...and i would have to say that it was very...thats kinda nasty w/the atm card
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Jul 13 2004, 07:00 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lolz man thats funni yet wrong
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Jul 14 2004, 04:47 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
lol! thats great!
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Jul 15 2004, 02:53 AM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
lmao
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Jul 15 2004, 01:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
shits haha nice .:tony:. |
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Jul 16 2004, 10:27 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
LOL! Smartness!
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Jul 17 2004, 07:45 AM
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=] Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,683 |
lol hahah
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Jul 17 2004, 06:37 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
That's pretty funny!
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Jul 19 2004, 09:41 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao thats smart!
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Jul 18 2005, 09:32 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
LOL. that was funny!
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Jul 19 2005, 01:39 AM
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 i know right? Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,129 |
LOL funny & smart.
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Jul 19 2005, 06:49 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
LMFAO. <3. What a very smart thing to do.
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Jul 19 2005, 07:58 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
Lmao-that was awesome
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Jul 19 2005, 08:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,849 |
haha. i've never heard that one before. that's hilarious.
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Jul 24 2005, 07:33 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,101 |
ive heard that one before, only it was 3 guys at a strip club, and he swiped it through her chest.
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