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 Nov 17 2007, 01:31 AM
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Because my balls are so f**king huge, it'd break the backs of those poor mother f**kers, and the ASPCA won't allow it.
What are things you are incapable of doing? Besides posting intelligently on a messageboard. Oh snap. Burn. I am better than you. |
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Nov 17 2007, 01:33 AM
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i can't cook Puertorican food.
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Nov 17 2007, 01:51 AM
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 :) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,636 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,459 |
 I'm incapable of looking away when I see you walking down the street. |
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Nov 17 2007, 01:04 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
I am incapable of whistling.
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Nov 17 2007, 01:30 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
I am incapable of skateboarding. I can't do to save my life.
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Nov 17 2007, 01:31 PM
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Im incapable of doing anything right.
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Nov 17 2007, 02:10 PM
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 Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
I am incapable of swimming.
Three different sets of classes, three near death experiences. |
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Nov 17 2007, 03:49 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
^ same!
I also can't jog for more than about 20 minutes, 25 at the very most. |
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Nov 17 2007, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Nov 17 2007, 01:30 PM)  I am incapable of skateboarding. I can't do to save my life. Ditto! I got tired of trying. |
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Nov 17 2007, 08:39 PM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
QUOTE(1angel3 @ Nov 18 2007, 05:30 AM) I am incapable of skateboarding. I can't do to save my life. Mmhm, same. The skateboard always rolls out from under me, somehow 
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Nov 17 2007, 08:42 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(RogueVanity @ Nov 17 2007, 06:39 PM) Mmhm, same. The skateboard always rolls out from under me, somehow Me too. Some how I end up on the ground 
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Nov 17 2007, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Nov 17 2007, 01:04 PM) I am incapable of whistling. me too>_< also i cant do the vulcan hand thing 
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Nov 17 2007, 08:45 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(kimchikimi @ Nov 17 2007, 06:43 PM) me too>_< also i cant do the vulcan hand thing http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/vte...an_greeting.jpg That's one thing I can do 
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Nov 17 2007, 08:49 PM
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<3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
QUOTE(1angel3 @ Nov 18 2007, 12:42 PM) Me too. Some how I end up on the ground Miraculously, yes so do I  It's even worse when you get on one and start rolling down a hill. And don't know how to stop. 
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Nov 17 2007, 08:53 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(RogueVanity @ Nov 17 2007, 06:49 PM) Miraculously, yes so do I It's even worse when you get on one and start rolling down a hill. And don't know how to stop. That happen to me too. I ended up in a lot of bushes and twigs, leaves all in my hair. I had thousands of scratches. Never again
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Nov 17 2007, 08:53 PM
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Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
I must try this skateboarding dealie and see if I can add that to my list of incapabilities.
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Nov 17 2007, 09:13 PM
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can't do math for the life of me
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Nov 17 2007, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Nov 17 2007, 01:04 PM) I am incapable of whistling.
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Nov 17 2007, 10:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,558 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,690 |
i cant do a cartwheel. i blame it on my long legs
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Nov 17 2007, 10:21 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I can't do a flip.
 And its sad cause I'm taking Gymnastics and on the team.
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Nov 17 2007, 10:27 PM
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 You're awful, I love you! Group: Member Posts: 366 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,546 |
Hmmm
I cant do a backbend. I don't trust myself and get paranoid about falling |
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Nov 17 2007, 10:28 PM
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i cant drink any beverage without spilling it.
i also cant not bump into walls. im a clutz. got me the title of class clown.... im glad they think my genuine pain in a funny antic |
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Nov 17 2007, 10:29 PM
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You're awful, I love you! Group: Member Posts: 366 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,546 |
I cant walk straight
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Nov 17 2007, 11:50 PM
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Just another kid... Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 505,690 |
I can't stay non-distracted from something that is moving, making noise, or naked
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Nov 18 2007, 12:17 AM
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screwing up.
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Nov 18 2007, 01:16 PM
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I can't draw.
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Nov 18 2007, 01:42 PM
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QUOTE(superficial @ Nov 18 2007, 02:16 PM) I can't draw anymore.  |
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Nov 18 2007, 01:53 PM
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You should get checked for testicular cancer.
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Nov 18 2007, 05:16 PM
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Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
Can't be, I was born with them.
You should get checked for Down's. |
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Nov 18 2007, 05:18 PM
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 An original Harry Potter fan Group: Official Member Posts: 1,469 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,023 |
I can't do any form of gymnastics, I can't skate, I can't skateboard, and I can't run for more than 23 minuets.
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Nov 18 2007, 05:26 PM
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I am completely incapable of dancing.
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Nov 18 2007, 07:22 PM
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 Lauren :D Group: Member Posts: 2,105 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,997 |
I can't wiggle my ears.
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