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Um.. I'll take a trojan and... erm.
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post Nov 14 2007, 08:27 PM
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Okay I had to buy a condom for my friend today since we have an inside joke about them. ...don't ask. lol but anyway I put it on the counter and the lady behind the 7-11 counter looks at me with a really disgusted face she was trying to hide, rings me up, and feeling awkward enough I walk out of the store. As I open the door. She says "Looks like your going to have fun tonight."

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So that would have to be my condom buying experience. What would be your most awkward condom buying experience?
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 08:30 PM
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one of my friends was at the counter....
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 09:00 PM
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I've never had to buy condoms.

I don't like it when adults give teenagers who buy condoms dirty looks. The teenager isn't necessarily going to have sex, and if they are, at least they're being safe about it -- which is what adults want sexually active teens to be. -_-
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 09:03 PM
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you should buy condoms with ice cream and/or whip cream and a pregnancy test. wink.gif
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(synkro @ Nov 14 2007, 09:03 PM) *
you should buy condoms with ice cream and/or whip cream and a pregnancy test. wink.gif

i think i will do that next time.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 10:31 PM
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Our school passes them out for free, and it's not the cheap brands either.

I've don't have a condom buying experience to share, but I got my friend to put the flavored ones in his mouth to see what they tasted like. xD
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 10:32 PM
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what are cheap condoms??
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 10:42 PM
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The ones you buy from dollar tree that rip when you're having fun at night.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 10:45 PM
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Never bought one myself yet, but my friends have, and they always get dirty looks. I don't think it's fair. At least they're being responsible!
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 10:46 PM
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None, they all went pretty well.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 10:50 PM
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i did not know dollar store sold condoms. why would you even buy one there?

last time ibought condoms was... umm june lol.

i got a free sample yesterday int he mail though from trojan, embarrassment free hahaha.

so go to trojans website and order your free sample. itll take about a month though for you to recieve it
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:00 PM
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I wouldn't trust condoms bought at a dollar store.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:02 PM
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you know, ive always used tojan.... are the others better? i dont mean protection wise.

which one do you recommend?
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:05 PM
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Well, it true that they're being responsible.

So... you bought a condom... you can do that? lol
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:07 PM
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Usually they give out durex,and sometimes they have trojans.

Actually, the other day they were giving out ribbed and studded ones.

 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:09 PM
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lmao they shouldve done that in my high school
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:10 PM
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QUOTE(ItsSelvy @ Nov 14 2007, 07:27 PM) *
Okay I had to buy a condom for my friend today since we have an inside joke about them. ...don't ask. lol but anyway I put it on the counter and the lady behind the 7-11 counter looks at me with a really disgusted face she was trying to hide, rings me up, and feeling awkward enough I walk out of the store. As I open the door. She says "Looks like your going to have fun tonight."

XD.gif rofl1.gif

So that would have to be my condom buying experience. What would be your most awkward condom buying experience?

I would have told her im gonna go have fun with your daughter or sister or something
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(icecreamisyummy @ Nov 14 2007, 08:30 PM) *
one of my friends was at the counter....


:lmao: rofl1.gif XD.gif

hahahahahahahhahahaha omg how awkward would that be
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:14 PM
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I sell condoms all the time. I don't really think anything of it.

Once, my honey and I went to the 88 center (a dollar store type deal). The woman rang us up and said "have a good night". John said "oh, We will". She thought it was hilarious.
 
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Nov 14 2007, 11:10 PM) *
I would have told her im gonna go have fun with your daughter or sister or something

lmao thats somethign i would do.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(icecreamisyummy @ Nov 14 2007, 11:02 PM) *
you know, ive always used tojan.... are the others better? i dont mean protection wise.

which one do you recommend?


I've always used Durex. My girlfriend says it feels better than Trojan. and she's not pregnant so it's pretty safe....lol.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:24 PM
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yea imma have to try durex because trojan DOES NOT feel good at all
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:31 PM
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^ Be sure to buy extra lube with durex.
 
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post Nov 14 2007, 11:39 PM
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haha thanks eddie.
not only does he give me alcohol tips, but sex tips too. damn haha
 
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post Nov 15 2007, 02:36 PM
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I went and bought a box of magnums from the store, and the hot counter girl gave me her number.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE(toxicity584 @ Nov 15 2007, 02:36 PM) *
I went and bought a box of magnums from the store, and the hot counter girl gave me her number.


Damn...slut, shoulda hit it up haha thumbsup.gif

And my most awkward experience was walking into a regular pharmacy and having a weird old lady at the checkout counter smirk at me, it was just...really creepy I mean it affected me so much...I couldn't have sex for a good 10min at least.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 06:15 PM
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Oh yeah I definitely smashed it down...what type of man would I be if I didn't lol biggrin.gif
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 07:03 PM
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I bought a Hummer at the Hummer dealership and the the female Hummer dealer added an eponymous optional feature to the purchasing experience. You know, because the Hummer H2 is just way too much man to deal with, the ladies just submit.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 07:29 PM
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^ I prefer the H1 over all of them.
 
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Oh yeah I definitely smashed it down...what type of man would I be if I didn't lol biggrin.gif


You make me proud.
 
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post Nov 16 2007, 08:14 PM
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Anything to make you proud Ryan...we are a rare breed so we must stick together! shifty.gif
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 12:04 AM
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I usually don't have to buy them. Once I came out of the train station and this HIV program handed me 2 free condoms in order to "be safe". I got some lube too but I'm saving that cause I've never seen it before. laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 12:21 AM
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^ LOL!
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:31 AM
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i was at target a few weeks ago and i was in the condom/ pads/tampons aisle getting some ...girly stuff and there was this old guy looking at the condoms lmao and when he saw me he pretended he wasnt looking at them and walked away and kept walking by to see if i was still there. then this geeky looking kid turned the corner to look at them and didnt see me on the other end of the aisle so i moved my cart and he saw me and got red and walked away. haha then this younger lady maybe 20's went through and was the only one that stood there looking for condoms and didnt care.

i think its sad that a lot of guys are scared or embarrassed or somethign about buying condoms
 
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Nov 14 2007, 11:31 PM) *
^ Be sure to buy extra lube with durex.

Why? Can't get your girl wet enough, Eddie?
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 04:50 AM
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hahahahaha good one
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:26 PM
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I did that once..it was kinda akward...
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:38 PM
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my university has a jar full of condoms in the wellness center, and you can take up to 4 everyday, though its the same girl working there everymorning so.. its awkward seeing her while i pick.

on facebook theres a group called "Let's play the condom game" and it's where you purchase condoms and 2 other items. lol one of the funniest i heard was a box of magnums, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle action figure, kodak disposable camera. very classy.
 
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post Nov 17 2007, 01:43 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Nov 14 2007, 10:31 PM) *
^ Be sure to buy extra lube with durex.

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i have a few funny stories...but ill just give you the shortest one.

a friend and i were at target and he grabed three boxes of condoms off the shelf. then he went around putting them randomly in peoples carts when they weren't paying attention. one of the people was a 70 year old lady! and she was actually at the checkout right ahead of us. hahah that was funny.
 
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post Nov 19 2007, 11:34 AM
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First off...Eddie who wears durex...that's for small guys...
Secondly I have another story:
So I had to go to the store this weekend and I was walking through the store with my brother when we were talking about sex. So I we were comparing stories and I told him about how I made this one chick....and the next thing I know a group of girls walk by and hear an interesting part of the story. Well one of them lives in my father's building. So I handed the box of magnums to her friend and I said hey maybewe can test these out later. LMAO
 
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Hmm well we went into CVS to get them and he went to the register to check out and I waited at the door for him. The cashier picked up the box raised an eyebrow at me then glanced at my boyfriend [at the time]. Then she told him to have a good night. laugh.gif

QUOTE(MAXpowers1023 @ Nov 18 2007, 04:55 PM) *
i have a few funny stories...but ill just give you the shortest one.

a friend and i were at target and he grabed three boxes of condoms off the shelf. then he went around putting them randomly in peoples carts when they weren't paying attention. one of the people was a 70 year old lady! and she was actually at the checkout right ahead of us. hahah that was funny.

My dad did that to my grandma and she didn't realize until she was checking out. Then she yelled halfway across the store waving them in the air "Why the hell did you put these in my cart?" And of course the whole store stops and stares.
 
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it's never been awkward for me?
it was 3 in the morning or so, and boyfriend and i just decided we needed condoms.

guy at counter: have a safe night!
both of us: sure will.

we have ESP :)
 
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post Nov 24 2007, 12:03 AM
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LOL Selvy. XD.gif


Anyway, haven't had to buy any yet. I will probably buy them as a joke one day for someone. THAT will be funny.
I'll make it as weird/awkward for the person AS POSSIBLE. Cause I think that kind of stuff is hilarious. I love making things awkward.
 
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I don't buy condoms. I get them for free at Planned parenthood. BUT, um... one time my boyfriend and I went to 7 eleven for some and the filipino lady at the counter was all like "AH YEW PILIPINO? IS DAT YO GIRLFREN?" LMAO.
 
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i was 15 and i got carded at a mobil gas station...
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VERY AWKWARD. she didn't give it to me though, that woman.
after that, i went to an asian stationary and spoke to the lady in korean. she smiled, gave me two packs for one, and said "johshimhae ;)"
 
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I don't buy condoms. I get them for free at Planned parenthood. BUT, um... one time my boyfriend and I went to 7 eleven for some and the filipino lady at the counter was all like "AH YEW PILIPINO? IS DAT YO GIRLFREN?" LMAO.

 
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QUOTE(yaamakoh @ Nov 24 2007, 11:04 PM) *
i was 15 and i got carded at a mobil gas station...
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VERY AWKWARD. she didn't give it to me though, that woman.
after that, i went to an asian stationary and spoke to the lady in korean. she smiled, gave me two packs for one, and said "johshimhae ;)"



whattt? she carded you for condoms?

they don't have an age limit?
 
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there is no age limit to buying condoms, that woman was just being a bitch.
 
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I had to buy some because we were going to throw those and meat on some vegetarian guys car tongue.gif and when the guy was about to ring me up... he looked at me and said "YEEEEAAAHH GIRL."


I just shook my head and walked away, (I left them @ the counter and went outside) so my friend had to walk in and finish buying them.
 

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