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Repent and apologize for all the wrongdoings you have done recently! Of course just apologizing and repenting won't do anything, so you'll have to make it up in any way that seems fitting!
I apologize for being an a-hole and for being a cocky fag (lol get it!?!?). note: I interchange fag and a-hole, instead of fag and homo. oh and hm I'll make it up by being nicer now! |
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Nov 1 2007, 07:49 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I'm sorry for lying yesterday.
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Nov 1 2007, 07:55 PM
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Don't forgive me because I'm not sorry. I'm still going to crucifi more little animals and stick them in my yard for decor.
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Nov 1 2007, 08:00 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
^ Aww...poor animals.
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Nov 1 2007, 08:00 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
I needa change my name again.
 QUOTE Don't forgive me because I'm not sorry. I'm still going to crucifi more little animals and stick them in my yard for decor. What do you collect? |
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Nov 1 2007, 08:02 PM
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-i-twitch- Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 |
Mice, squirrels, rabbits, birds, road kill, etc.
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Nov 1 2007, 08:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
darn this was supposed to be profound.
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Nov 1 2007, 08:10 PM
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I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
forgive me for thinking bad thoughts about animals.
I will hug a shark. |
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Nov 1 2007, 08:11 PM
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-i-twitch- Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 |
Sorry, let me try again.
I'm not sorry for having sex before getting married. |
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Nov 1 2007, 08:13 PM
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sorry but im going to continue to masturbating with a cross.
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Nov 1 2007, 08:13 PM
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nobody is truly sorry anymore.
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Nov 1 2007, 08:19 PM
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-i-twitch- Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 |
I'm sorry I didn't hug enough trees. I just really needed to make more toilet paper!!!
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Nov 1 2007, 08:25 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Forgive me God for lying in the past
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Nov 1 2007, 08:31 PM
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I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
oh, yah, lying, that's a good one. Forgive me for that one to please.
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Nov 1 2007, 11:01 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Forgive me for having naughtly dreams.
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Nov 2 2007, 03:24 AM
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Forgive me for spending my last $3 on highlighters when there was a charity donation box right next to me
 Damn this selfishness. |
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Nov 2 2007, 03:31 AM
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-i-twitch- Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 |
1. Sorry for my impure thoughts.
2. Sorry that I post retarded topics. 3. Sorry about those little animals and the road kill. 4. Ummm... I'm sorry for all of those tiems I flashed people. 5. Sorry for streaking. 6. Sorry about that pole dancing too. 7. Sorry for the underage drinking I used to do and sometimes still do. 8. Sorry that I forgot to tie my shoes. 9. Hmmm... Sorry that I don't write to Santa anymore. 10. Sorry about not picking up the hitchhiking hippies. Instead I left them covered in mudd. 11. Sorry about that time I switched my sisters BC pills with tic tacs. 12. Oh yeah, sorry about the whips, chains, ropes, handcuffs, whipped cream, and gags that I keep in my room. 13. Sorry for that time I threatened to light that person on fire. 14. I'm sorry about owning that street corner. 15. Sorry that I refuse to get implants. 16. Sorry about that time I made my friend drink toilet water. ......... Yeah, there's so much more I'm sure. I have a lot of sins to confess. I'm really sorry. Can I be forgiven? Oh wait... I'm sorry for making some of that stuff up on my list. Wow, I feel so much better now. THANKS!!! |
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Nov 2 2007, 09:51 AM
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 Hey, I'm Mike Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 406,241 |
I'm sorry for flipping out yesterday
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Nov 2 2007, 10:04 AM
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Forgive me for spending so much of my life attacking vampires on Facebook.
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Nov 2 2007, 10:21 AM
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^
 Forgive me for feeling SO restless and constantly thinking of sex. It's just that I haven't done it since forever.
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Nov 2 2007, 09:37 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(S-Majere @ Nov 2 2007, 10:04 AM)  Forgive me for spending so much of my life attacking vampires on Facebook. LMAO. I'm glad I don't have a Facebook. Not that I'm a vampire, hah. |
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Nov 2 2007, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Nov 2 2007, 09:04 AM) Forgive me for spending so much of my life attacking vampires on Facebook. Lol. Me too. Except I must add slayers, werewolves, and zombies. |
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Nov 3 2007, 03:29 AM
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^ Mmm, if I did that I think all my friends would disown me. It's one thing to be continuously whupped by a vampire, another thing entirely to send out a whole army. LOL
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