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 Oct 19 2007, 01:46 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987  |
Some of you maybe have heard about my little problem with my abusive wife, as seen on tv (not really). But she tracked me down and shes about to tear my new crib apart. WHAT DO I DO?! my kids are frightened to death, and she took out the engine of my car, and one of the worst things of all, she took away my anti-depressant, world of warcraft because i got to level 70 before she did.
ITS JUST NOT FAIR, AND ITS HORRIBLE! WHAT DO I DO? For the sake of safety, I removed the address, whether or not it was real. - davinci |
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Oct 19 2007, 01:53 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
LMAO
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Oct 19 2007, 01:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
ROFL. Are you serious?
 Hahahahaha. Nvm. You're not serious.  Too bad.
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Oct 19 2007, 01:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Get your shotgun and blast her head off.
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Oct 19 2007, 02:30 PM
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 BANG Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,234 |
Rip out you 2 inch dick and throw it at her face.
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Oct 19 2007, 06:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Oct 19 2007, 11:54 AM)  ROFL. Are you serious? Hahahahaha. Nvm. You're not serious. Too bad.Sorry but everything i said is true, even the world of warcraft, but im not as torn down by it as everything else, it was just an addition. I'm sorry everyone, but if you can't understand me, I really have nowhere left to turn to. |
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Oct 19 2007, 06:13 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Sniper Rifles. FTW.
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Oct 19 2007, 10:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 547,099 |
How did she TAKE your world of warcraft? Unless she has your password, she can't do that.
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Oct 19 2007, 10:31 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Move to your mother's house.
 She can't get cha there!
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Oct 19 2007, 11:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 509,557 |
Say you have herpes.
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Oct 19 2007, 11:20 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Take her c**t ass to court....
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Oct 20 2007, 12:04 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
QUOTE(Villainess @ Oct 19 2007, 09:20 PM) Take her c**t ass to court.... Good idea. But won't it take some time to get the documents ready? She might try to do something to jeopardize it |
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Oct 20 2007, 12:10 AM
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When she comes, cast Frost Nova, hop away a couple of yards, then sheep her. While she's sheep'd, turtle'd, piggy'd, cinnamon'd(?) make your escape. Be careful though, she'll get immune after a while.
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Oct 20 2007, 12:18 AM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
THROW SOME Ds ON THAT BITCH
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Oct 20 2007, 12:18 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Shes undead and used WoTF ON ME!! She got like 800 resilience cause everytime I crit, I only crit for like 500. My Bonus Damage is around 800 too! What should I do? I'm thinking about rerolling on a different server.
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Oct 20 2007, 12:24 AM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(TangyBang @ Oct 20 2007, 12:04 AM) Good idea. But won't it take some time to get the documents ready? She might try to do something to jeopardize it You can get a emergency order of protection. It takes about 2 hours. If she violates that then you call the cops. |
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Oct 20 2007, 12:36 AM
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Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
SHOW THAT BITCH WHAT PVP REALLY IS
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Oct 20 2007, 12:41 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
I can't show her PvP, she IS PVP, i get the flag she takes it away from me, i burn her flag, she rapes mine, i kill her general, she whips my ass. If i poly she Ganks me on her main :(
EDIT OF MY LIFE: My Bitch (now referring to my wife) is leaving me to no choice. I'm equipping my legendary sword. WATCH OUT BITCH |
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Oct 20 2007, 12:42 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
dp- :P
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Oct 20 2007, 12:45 AM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
Call a raid. Get the MT on her.
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Oct 20 2007, 12:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Alright, I'm equipping my epic axe... my hunter got its explosive arrows, that guy over there has his four wheels of f**king fury...
Waiting on Main Tank... this raid will take some time, we'll get back to you... if not... we wiped on the main boss..... EDIT OF RAID: OHHHH FUUCCCKK!!! WHOS HEALER?!! |
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Oct 20 2007, 12:49 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
damn, i gotta stop dping, how do you delete posts? help
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Oct 20 2007, 01:00 AM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
I've got 65 windows all blocking my view.
Guild leader's yelling, " What the f**k did you do? " You let the Main Tank die you f**king noob Perhaps you were afk. " I have to make sure the Greater Heal lands Thirty nine noobs with far too many demands Perhaps I'll leave the healing in your own two hands Hope you trained Frst Aid. Playin' a Priest has been so great Relying on a Druid for his Innervate All the problems that the guild has is our fault If you're under 59, reroll Or go play an alt If you would learn to manage your aggro right, You probably wouldn't have died last fight. And when your skin started to ignite I turned the other way. Forty little boxes glowing red. Even Jesus couldn't res this many dead. Fingers working the keyboard like a whore works the bed Except we don't get paid. Take a look at my eyes and tell me what you see A raid full of idiots relying on me. Every class in the game is surely less hardcore. I'm leaving my priest Rerolling a Shaman on Horde |
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Oct 20 2007, 01:01 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Great words of wisdom... the epic battle will begin in 59 minutes.
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Oct 20 2007, 09:46 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 547,099 |
I have a 70 Human priest, Holy spec. I can heal and holy nova on her. I have sword of 1k truths.
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Oct 20 2007, 11:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Good luck with the 1k of truths, she has 999999999 spirit so she gets her mana back in like .5 seconds. She also uses rage and energy all at the same time!! The fight is still going, healer loosing mana and shes still at a shit load of health! WE NEED THE WHOLE BATTLEGROUP HERE!
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Oct 20 2007, 11:53 AM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
ROFL. Grats on your sig.
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Oct 20 2007, 12:49 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
aw hellz n0. that n***a is trippin. she a ho FO SHO. tell that bitch ill bust her cap @ World of Warcraft.
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Oct 20 2007, 02:05 PM
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cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
S-N-I-P-E-R R-I-F-L-E-S
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Oct 20 2007, 02:21 PM
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<< >> Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 495,827 |
QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Oct 20 2007, 12:05 PM) S-N-I-P-E-R R-I-F-L-E-S Sniper Rifles only work on humanoids and beast type creatures. The wife is obviously a demon. |
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Oct 20 2007, 06:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Half of us are dead...
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Oct 20 2007, 06:51 PM
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Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
Tell the GMs to nerf her
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Oct 20 2007, 06:58 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
GET T5!
Can you saaay upgrade? |
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Oct 20 2007, 07:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,987 |
Look at the sig! does it not appear that we have T5 already?
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Oct 22 2007, 06:03 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 273 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 547,099 |
I'll get my guild, they're all lvl 70's with t5, full epic and at least 1 legendary. We can ace any instance/raid without a single wipe.
We r t3h pwn4ge. We so pro u dun heer bout uz. Cl3n nem is t3h "Ant1-Waif". |
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Oct 22 2007, 12:16 PM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
 I love this sig more than the last one 
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Oct 22 2007, 06:39 PM
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 Xscape Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,014 |
Join the opposing side and keep on killing her character until she says mercy.
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