Share your Rico Experiences, Rico Anecdotes Options

[*tripvertigo*]

so some of us have had some amusing encounters which Rico.

Like one time in chat i asked him to lend me 6000 dollars and he said "why, are you starting a business? i could give you some advice!"

[*IVIike*]

well really the only encounter I've had with him was when he asked me to ask someone else to code something for him, because no one likes him

[*Elba*]

Rico is ballin'. Why couldn't he pay someone to code it?

[*IVIike*]

i don't know

[salcha4u]

He told me to join VIP Lounge so that I could be a part of the Everyone Hates Rico group.

[*Spencer*]

One time, a long time ago, we hacked Rico's account.

[*Elba*]

^That was the best thing ever.

[*Steven*]

Story time imo

[*Programmer*]

well really the only encounter I've had with him was when he asked me to ask someone else to code something for him, because no one likes him

btw..mike i do appreciate you trying to help me out with the html part. But i finished it up this afternoon and I am working on the php script code part and the site should be up by this Tuesday ^_^. Refreshed my memory all in one day... would you like to see the end result? just pm me!

[*Sandraaa*]

I've had none so far. I don't know Rico.

[Jeng]

when he made the cb post your voice thread and singing, the thong thong thong thong song he posted in cbc a while ago, -deep breathes-

[Just_Dream]

lol

One time, probably two years ago when I was still an administrator, he PMed someone (was it Kiera? I forget) on staff. That staff member forwarded it to me.

The PM was from Rico and it stated along the lines of (PARAPHRASED!):

I wanted to let you guys know that I helped Jusun code part of cB3(or cB2) and I hoped that I could be part of the staff team. Or maybe just give me a title like Programming Staff or HTML staff or something. Thanks. :]



SOME SHIIITTTZZZ like that. LMFAO I pity the fool who thinks he can play like that.

I don't hate fools, I PITY THEM!

[*Michelle*]

I thought someone in Backstage (like Suzzette or someone) said that Rico was actually, really a part of the programming of cB.

[*Spencer*]

lol

One time, probably two years ago when I was still an administrator, he PMed someone (was it Kiera? I forget) on staff. That staff member forwarded it to me.

The PM was from Rico and it stated along the lines of (PARAPHRASED!):

I wanted to let you guys know that I helped Jusun code part of cB3(or cB2) and I hoped that I could be part of the staff team. Or maybe just give me a title like Programming Staff or HTML staff or something. Thanks. :]
SOME SHIIITTTZZZ like that. LMFAO I pity the fool who thinks he can play like that.

I don't hate fools, I PITY THEM!

LMAO! He still talks about that! He even once brought it up with Jusun like it actually happened.

[*Spencer*]

I thought someone in Backstage (like Suzzette or someone) said that Rico was actually, really a part of the programming of cB.

Wonder where he got the username? He needed some boost.

[Just_Dream]

LMAO! He still talks about that! He even once brought it up with Jusun like it actually happened.

lol WATEVA. I called up Jusun about it and it was all LIES. I can't believe I wasted 10 seconds mentioning his name to Jusun and the reason why. =_=


That's only half of it though.


Then a couple months or something later, Rico PMs me and says that "we haven't talked in so long!" and something like "we should get to know each other better." As if he friggen missed me. Um... like, we never even really TALKED, Rico. =_=

[*Spencer*]

PEDO ALERT!

[EddieV]

He thinks he could beat me up....HA!

[*Spencer*]

He thinks he's rich...HA!
He thinks he owns a company...HA!
He thinks we owe the world to him...HA!

[Just_Dream]

He thinks he's rich...HA!
He thinks he owns a company...HA!
He thinks we owe the world to him...HA!

Lykez OMGOZZ Spencer, Rico duzen't hab to proooove NEting 2 u! He dun wanna seem shallow! YOOH guyz are SHALLOWW!

[*Spencer*]

You're only shallow if you brag about stuff that isn't true. Being shallow is just an excuse to not have to make up a big lie.

[Just_Dream]

You're only shallow if you brag about stuff that isn't true. Being shallow is just an excuse to not have to make up a big lie.

NO U.




jk Spencer. You're cool

[*alovesopure*]

Spencer isn't cool, whatchu talkin' bout?!

[*Spencer*]

No, I know you're kidding.

DID YOU KNOW I OWN MY OWN HORSE?!

[Just_Dream]

No, I know you're kidding.

DID YOU KNOW I OWN MY OWN HORSE?!

What a liar. Geez, now you're taking tips freom Rico. I thought you stooped low enough, but MAN, it's like you've fallen in a bottomless pit of lies and can't even get up....


Oh wow, that sounded lame...

[*Spencer*]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW A RICO!

[iDecay]

"Yo. I dropped lyke 20 G's today. Yeeeeeeeah son. Imma go bribe mah internet service provider set-up guy so I can get supersonic hyperspeed Internet. :D"

[Just_Dream]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW A RICO!

WTF Spencer.. That's it. You know, you made me do this...


WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN HERE IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ANECDOTES?! HUH?! You know, here I am busting my ass to tell two great stories and all you've been talking about is your damn horse. WELL POO ON YOU! POO ON YOU!



Eww... I'm still an educational baller...

[*Spencer*]

Yeah Tina? Well my mail order bride came today.

[Just_Dream]

Yeah Tina? Well my mail order bride came today.

OH NO YOU DI'INT. This means war.

[*Spencer*]

Bring it, twat eater.

[Just_Dream]

Oh, it's already been brought, cock blosucker

[*Spencer*]

Oh yeah, butt slut?

[iDecay]

I fail at making jokes so I'm just going to el oh el.

[Just_Dream]

yea, shlong monger.

[*Spencer*]

WTF Spencer.. That's it. You know, you made me do this...
WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN HERE IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ANECDOTES?! HUH?! You know, here I am busting my ass to tell two great stories and all you've been talking about is your damn horse. WELL POO ON YOU! POO ON YOU!
Eww... I'm still an educational baller...

I just saw this and all I have to say is:

I'm gonna betch slap you shetbag!

[*Spencer*]

yea, shlong monger.

Cunt bubble

Why is cunt censored?

[Just_Dream]

Oh forget this. This is the internet. This isn't real life. You're not important to me. You don't even know me. You can't hurt me. PSSSHHHHH...

I don't have to prove this to you. I'm not shallow.

[Just_Dream]

Nevermind.


QUEEF SNIFFER.

[*tripvertigo*]

one time, in an attempt to convince me that i once knew who the f**k he was and was actually his friend at the time, he brought up some weird shit about my "boyfriend" and how everyone on cb disapproved of him for some ominous reason.

i have no idea who this "boyfriend" is, nor do i have any idea why people would disapprove of or even give a shit about my relationships.

so no, rico, i didnt know you before two months ago, and no we have never been friends.

[*Spencer*]

Oh forget this. This is the internet. This isn't real life. You're not important to me. You don't even know me. PSSSHHHHH...

I don't have to prove this to you. I'm not shallow.

You sound like Robbi in the Mod Performance thread.

If you were black, you're name would probably be
PENISHONDA
(pronounced Peen-uh-shawn-duh)

[Just_Dream]

I edited, yo.

What kind of joke was that? a Penis Honda? Oh ho ho you think you're funny now, huh? STOP MAKING RACIST JOKES!


SNATCH SLAPPER

[*Spencer*]

It's not racist, a lot just have what could be considered random names.

Carpet muncher

[Just_Dream]

...












Shet. You win this time. =_=

[*Spencer*]

Good because I'm going to bed.

[Just_Dream]

...

Screw you. I'm a cB Veteran.


Yes, go on your merry little way, mr. i-have-a-bed-time.

[*Spencer*]

...

Screw you. I'm a cB Veteran.
Yes, go on your merry little way, mr. i-have-a-bed-time.

Bed time? Haha. If I didn't have class today at 8, it would have been better, but I went upstairs and just crashed.

[*Michelle*]

[*alovesopure*]

Does Rico have any tats? or brass knuckles?
I'm probably more hxc than he is.

[Just_Dream]

WTF. I OWN two pairs of mesh shorts. Check this: i got them from middle school and high school! That makes me more HxC than all y'alls!

[*Michelle*]

True story:

I have, like, 4-5 pairs of mesh shorts from middle school. :] But I always wore the ones I had from 6th grade (even today) b/c they were the smallest and fit me the best. They didn't go down to my knees.

[pandora]

when rico got pwned by jusun in cbchat.

[shadowfax]

I don't think Rico realized Jusun came into the chat when he said something about keeping CB because he's obliged to (some nonsense like that). That's when I gasped.

[pandora]

no, jusun came in afterwards, didnt he?

[shadowfax]

I remember him entering the chatroom, Rico said that then Jusun said hi.

micron2k enters chatroom (for some reason, my AIM doesn't show this in chatrooms but anyway).
Jeng: YAH
mona lisa pwns: hi!
Jeng: wwelcome
MtP 202 BaLLeR: you f*gs haven't realized micron only keeps this site up because he feels obligated to,
Jeng: mr jusun
micron2k: hi hi
MtP 202 BaLLeR: =_=

[pandora]

OH MAN.

[Just_Dream]

I remember him entering the chatroom, Rico said that then Jusun said hi.

Oh... BURNNNNNNNNN



Oh Jusun His entrance speaks volumes in the chat, belittling the already degrading status of what we know as "Rico" (or Gilbert or Nabil)

[*Programmer*]

At...one point in time there was a boy named ****** who was poor and broke and grew up on the streets of DC. when he had aged a little ****** learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents who helped him open it went behind his back and used his money without him knowing which left him 5k less in the pocket then he was before. He then never trusted his parents again and went fourth and opened his own savings account with his cousin who was 3 years older then him and knew the game. he then saved over 15k while going to and from college and working and hustling on the side... Since he obtained a free college scholarship everything was paid for due to his good grades and majoring in computer science.. He then proceeded to make a major business decision. which was move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a business owner..or invest into his boy's east coasts deli..he chose business owner... which is where he stands now..that is my personal experience of ******.

[Elba]

Nelson.

[pandora]

Translation:

At one point in time there was a boy named Gilbert, who was poor and broke, and grew up on the streets of DC. When he had aged a little, Gilbert learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents, who helped him open it, went behind his back and used the money to pay a nice lady to adopt Gilbert, which left him two dollars less in the pocket than he was before. He then went forth and opened his own savings account with some homeless guy that was squatting outside the bank. He then saved another ten bucks while going to and from college, and attempting to hustle on the side. Since he couldn't pass any math courses at school, he decided to change his major from computer science to food service. He then proceeded to make a major business decision, which was to move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a McDonalds cashier, or a butcher at his boy's east coasts deli. He chose to work at McDonalds as a cashier, while occasionally butchering young chicks (baby chickens) on the side. That is how Gilbert came to be known as Rico, the chick butcher. To this day, his favorite words are:

"It's Chopping Time"

and "Please Stick To The Topic"

[Elba]

HAHAHAHA

[Just_Dream]

LMFAO Trish! lololol


It's choppin' time ahhaha

[hypnotique]

Translation:

At one point in time there was a boy named Gilbert, who was poor and broke, and grew up on the streets of DC. When he had aged a little, Gilbert learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents, who helped him open it, went behind his back and used the money to pay a nice lady to adopt Gilbert, which left him two dollars less in the pocket than he was before. He then went forth and opened his own savings account with some homeless guy that was squatting outside the bank. He then saved another ten bucks while going to and from college, and attempting to hustle on the side. Since he couldn't pass any math courses at school, he decided to change his major from computer science to food service. He then proceeded to make a major business decision, which was to move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a McDonalds cashier, or a butcher at his boy's east coasts deli. He chose to work at McDonalds as a cashier, while occasionally butchering young chicks (baby chickens) on the side. That is how Gilbert came to be known as Rico, the chick butcher. To this day, his favorite words are:

"It's Chopping Time"

and "Please Stick To The Topic"

[*Programmer*]

******<---six letters learn to decode better.

[pandora]

i assumed it was a mistake on your part.

[misoshiru]

substitute it with nelson?

[pandora]

i like gilbert better. i mean he cant count. no reason to assume he even knows how many letters are in his name.

its ok, gil-gil, i got you covered.

[Elba]

HIS NAME IS NELSON. LOOK AT HIS MYSPACE COMMENTS

I WAS RIGHT, BITCHES

[Just_Dream]

Here's a story:

In the thread "some suggestions" or something, about how to improve Rico's crappy website, Queen posted:

name your business a name that's not already taken.

https://www.dbtsolutions.com

And Rico never answered.



PWNNNNNNED.

The end.

[hypnotique]

HIS NAME IS NELSON. LOOK AT HIS MYSPACE COMMENTS

I WAS RIGHT, BITCHES

EVIDENCE.

[The-Mach-Hare]

NELSON? LMAO.

You saved up 15,000 dollars and were able to start a business. Highly doubtful. Everything you say now seems to be a lie. Just come clean already.

[Tung]

I work at a company which is a small company affiliated Bank of America, called Nelson Staffing Solutions. I make $13/hr. Woot. I'm a data entry assistant. All i do is go on the computer, and enter SSN and file taxes haha.