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ICE POPS...ORAL SEX!, LOL!!!
jammylise
post Oct 1 2007, 12:57 AM
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So today, my best friend and i were talking look.

Angel: Damn, yo i don't think i should ask Janelis(his girlfriend, mycousin.) to give me head!
Me: *Laughs*..why?
Angel: Because, yo! i bought her an Ice pop and she was sucking it and she broke half of it off. I thought at first it was by accident so i bought her another, SAME THING! i don't want her mistreating my dick.


LOL, I just walked away from him because it was so funny.

anyone think that's true? the theory.

lmao, mad funny.


Angels theory:

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i'ma give all my girls a test. it's called the ice pop test, if they are good at sucking the ice pop they will succeed in giving me [head] (he said something else...haha)
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 01:28 AM
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i like to bite popsicles...
:/
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 01:29 AM
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^ Yeah, me too. _unsure.gif That is a silly test.
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 01:30 AM
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how stupid.
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 01:31 AM
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QUOTE($$$ soul @ Oct 1 2007, 02:30 AM) *
how stupid.



Lol, i know.
he's mad crazy.
I Like to bite ice pops too
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 05:47 AM
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post Oct 1 2007, 06:20 AM
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^ eddie? LOL
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 01:47 PM
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Um. I don't think sucking an ice-pop or whatever is the same as sucking a dick. laugh.gif I don't know. One of them tastes better, and, um, therefore, it's easier to "eat."
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 03:06 PM
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I think it'd be better to compare giving head with eating a tootsie pop. Because of how long it takes to get the treat that's within. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 06:13 PM
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That's just f*cking retarded.
Is he like worried she's gunna break his dick?
Gosh...
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 07:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA all I have for this.

 
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post Oct 1 2007, 08:02 PM
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PSH, That's all I used to hear. "Don't suck lollipops or Popsicles in front of guys. They'll think you give head."

haha, no.
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 10:51 PM
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I bite my ice pops as well. tongue.gif


I'm sure she'd know not to bite such a sensitive bodily organ. sweating.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 10:57 PM
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Popsicles tastes good.
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 10:59 PM
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I'll give him credit for his creativness
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 01:53 AM
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you shoudl have her suck on a banana. ;D
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:26 AM
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not a good test for several reasons...

you have to be gentle with a dick
you can bite the hell out of an ice pop

ice pops are cold therefore give you brain freezies lol
dicks are warm and sometimes leave a salty taste in your mouth lol

you can eat an ice pop in public however you please and no one will say anything
if you suck a dick in public you'll probably get arrested...




too many differences. because who is to say she will treat that ice pop the same as his man part?


still creative thinking though. I give him an A for effort =]
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:40 AM
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you can eat an ice pop in public however you please and no one will say anything


false.

i'm sure everyman and his dirty mind
will be thinking or even saying freaky comments
about giving head.

lol
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:42 AM
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QUOTE(jammylise @ Oct 2 2007, 12:40 AM) *
false.

i'm sure everyman and his dirty mind
will be thinking or even saying freaky comments
about giving head.

lol



hahahaha good point. well it's true if there are no perverts around biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:43 AM
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lol. ALL GUYS are perverts
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:46 AM
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Duh.
Which is why, you don't suck on a lolipop, icepop or anything edible in front of a dude unless your gonna give him some head...or flirting with him.

because they are gonna think like damn......and think about you and his..LOL

lemme stop.
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:47 AM
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well, im a guy, and ive sucked on a banana plenty of times. would u like to see my video ?
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:47 AM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Oct 2 2007, 12:43 AM) *
lol. ALL GUYS are perverts




yes. i agree.
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:48 AM
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LOL Sucked or ate?

yesss i wouldddd =]
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:49 AM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=14CXRoUt090

ENJOY
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Oct 2 2007, 12:49 AM) *
http://youtube.com/watch?v=14CXRoUt090

ENJOY


wow. lol
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 02:56 AM
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LMAOOO.

nice. =D

your voice sounds like one of those people who work at sex phone lines.

those companys were you pay $249,855,373 a second to talk to those girls.

your voice sounds like it could be one of those men doing that. haha

cool.


i now know how to eat a banana =D yay.
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 03:27 PM
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Haha, wow.
At least he thought of that creatively..don't think I agree with him though.
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 05:12 PM
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Id rather have a yummy red rasberry sugarfree ice pop then a f**king BJ/pussy buffet.
 
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post Oct 3 2007, 06:02 PM
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Omg lol thats mad funny. Im going to try that XD jk.
 
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post Oct 3 2007, 07:06 PM
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Which is why, you don't suck on a lolipop, icepop or anything edible in front of a dude unless your gonna give him some head...or flirting with him


yikes
O_O
I always suck on lollipop's everyday...and most of my friends are dudes
XD
 
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post Oct 4 2007, 11:54 AM
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LMFAO.
 
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post Oct 5 2007, 04:43 AM
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lmao!!! most of it i heard already so i think its just something really funny to see what ppl think.... personally if you suck a lollipop or w.e u want its ur life not no one elses.... and if you think shes gona break ur dick lol its possible but not geten a blowjob.... yeah the popsicle might have broke but dont mean shes gona break ur dick...
 
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post Oct 5 2007, 04:45 AM
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hAHA YEAH MY FRIEND HES CRAZY HE SMOKES TO MUCH WEED..LOL
 
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post Oct 5 2007, 06:36 AM
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I break all kinds of phallic objects, bananas, ice pops, carrots.
 
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