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*IVIike*
post Sep 29 2007, 10:22 PM
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So I was talking to this girl I work with today, and she told me she failed her drivers permit 3 times and her drivers test 8... 8 f**king times she failed that. In PA if you fail it twice you have to re-apply for your permit, so it took her over 3 years to get her licence.

point of the topic... who do you think is the stupidest member on cB?? worst driver you have ever met... tell us your bad driving expirences

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*Insurmountable*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:11 AM
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holy hell thats crazy. Lol I remember on the test to get my permit the first question was what is 2+2 xD it was easy as pie and I got all the questions right except 1 and it didn't even let me finish the test because I already got 20 right.

Anyway stupidest member..

I don't think I would be allowed to say their name but it consist of 4 letters. I never really liked her because of her stupidity, now sadly someone else is taking her place and getting on my f**king nerves.


How about you Mike, you have to tell us who you think is?
 
*CowerPointyObjects*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:16 AM
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Last night I got a ride home with a girl who doesn't stop at stop at red lights. Ohmygodialmostdied.

Can I turn this into a bad driving topic? Because I don't remember enough people who to even think of more than one nominee.
 
*IVIike*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:17 AM
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sure lets go for it... I almost got killed today becuase some lady ran a red light blink.gif
 
*Insurmountable*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:20 AM
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awe man I've never seen someone run a red light but I sure did piss off a woman at a green light xD

She had her daughter in the backseat her husband in the passenger..

I don't know I was sitting at this red light and it turned green and stayed green for a good 20 seconds and she didn't move so I layed on the horn and her husband waved to say thanks and her daughter turned around and gave me the evil eye while the woman driving decided to give me the middle finger a few times.

Eventually I just got in the other lane and passed them and they all waved at me. Well except for the driver who gave me the finger again.
 
salcha4u
post Sep 30 2007, 12:23 AM
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...My mom failed the driver's test 8 times too LLOL and she is still the worst driver I know -_-
 
*IVIike*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:23 AM
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LMAO the otherday my mom was at a red light and this woman out of no where just goes f**k you you dumb bitch and gave her the finger.. i couldn't help but laugh
 
*Insurmountable*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:25 AM
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Oh no whats funny is watching Josh piss people off on the road. He'll have to come in here well if he ever becomes an official member and tell you some of the stories.

I remember once one lady was pissed off so much so when you looked over at her you could tell she was yelling but what was so funny is that you couldn't hear anything. laugh.gif


Omg. my real mother is so stupid pinch.gif I hate driving with her because well I get stuck driving and she rolls down the window and yells at everyone we pass pinch.gif Sometimes I just want to slap her upside the head one good time.
 
*karmakiller*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:25 AM
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I nominate myself tongue.gif

And people from Illinois can't drive. No offense to people from Illinois, but those people, like, sit out in the road at intersections. And then they make me look stupid because I'm in my car cursing them out.

I think the funniest thing was when I was taking my mom somewhere (she doesn't drive) and someone cut me off and she yelled f**kass. I was like, mom i'm supposed to be the one with road rage.
 
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post Sep 30 2007, 12:26 AM
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^fuckass?

xD
 
*IVIike*
post Sep 30 2007, 12:29 AM
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I kinda lik it shifty.gif I'm going to think of ways to use it
 
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post Sep 30 2007, 01:50 AM
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o.O In Cali, if you failed the permit test 3x. You have to the pink slip (Drivers ED course) again.

If you fail the drive test 3x, you have to take the permit test over again (which costs 27$)

I passed my Permit test on my first try. My drive test suppose to be next week on the 3rd or 4th but I decided to change it on the 15th since I have so many crap to do this coming week.

2 WEEKS TIL MY DRIVE TEST (OCTOBER 15TH) IM SO EXCITED. (=

I don't think i've met any bad drivers when I drove. But I know my neighbor.. drives kind of slow.. kind of irritates me because I feel like yelling at him to tell him to drive faster since there are other cars in back of him switching lanes and passing him (while giving the stare, like every other person). lol.
 
Just_Dream
post Sep 30 2007, 04:26 AM
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rofl my sister is a scary driver. Well, she used to be -- I'm not sure about now because I haven't been in a car with her. She has SOOO MANY F*CKING DENTS on her car! And before she started driving that car, it was spotless in terms of dents/damage. Quite sad, really. ALSO, she got in a CRAZY car accident (totally her fault) her first day of college three years ago. I DEFINITELY nominate my sister, Rosa.


My Chinese friend - SRSLY, if you stop at a traffic light, just step on the brake. That's it. THERE IS NO NEED TO PUT YOUR CAR IN PARK. And then when the traffic light turns green, he puts the car back in drive. What a waste of time, lol. Plus he tailgates SO MUCH and speeds, stepping on the gas and releasing it a lot. Reminds me of my mom when he drives, but much faster, so it's actually scary. My mom goes pretty slow so I don't feel it so much haha. I want to hold onto the handle-bar thing. >_<" Regardless, the guy's pretty cool. I'll overlook his bad driving just cause he's really cool as a person, ahha.

WTF your co-worker failed THAT many tests? DAMN. I failed my permit test once --- that written test was difficult! Even my bf was like :O You got a difficult one! -- but at least I passed my behind-the-wheel test easily! >=]
 
*IVIike*
post Sep 30 2007, 08:56 PM
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^-- haha that made me lol

I got a 100 on my permit.. I dn about the drivers test haha i have road rage soemtimes like today i was driving with my dad to a WaWa sote (they are like 7 eleven except with food that is way better. I feel bad for you guys who don't live on the east coast cry.gif ) some guy just ran a red light and almost hit my dads new car and i flipped out on him _dry.gif
 
misoshiru
post Sep 30 2007, 10:21 PM
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i was in taiwan for a couple days this summer. i was at an intersection, and this lady had her blinkers on to turn the opposite way that i was going. and right when i crossed the road, she turned my way. i freaked.
 
*alovesopure*
post Sep 30 2007, 11:12 PM
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Worst driver I know? My friend Sarah.
Though she didn't fail her tests, but she has been in about 5 accidents since she got her license.. which was last year I think.
I was with her one of the times (which actually wasn't entirely her fault).

Other than that, I don't really know any bad drivers personally. But I've seen a lot of stupid driving before.
It always makes me REALLY mad when the other person does something really stupid, but then gets mad at the person I'm with.
For instance, My sister and I were coming up to a 4-way stop. We got there before this SUV and started going and he started going too, after we were already almost across. Well.. he almost hit us, and then he turned behind us LAYING ON HIS HORN, FLICKING US OFF.
Even though we GOT TO THE FREAKIN 4-WAY STOP BEFORE HIM!!!!
OMG it pissed me off.
 
*IVIike*
post Oct 1 2007, 06:30 PM
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^-- my mom had an issue like that a few days ago
 
*Villainess*
post Oct 1 2007, 08:02 PM
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I dont like stopping at stop signs...Unless theres someone there watching me or trying to cross the street.

Stop signs are pointless pauses.
 
*IVIike*
post Oct 1 2007, 09:43 PM
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I always tend to stop too early and then just roll though laugh.gif
 
misoshiru
post Oct 1 2007, 10:26 PM
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people seem to only stop at stop signs in the U.S. other cars behind you would just crash into your car if you stopped at a stop sign in taiwan.
 
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post Oct 1 2007, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(salcha4u @ Sep 30 2007, 12:23 AM) *
...My mom failed the driver's test 8 times too LLOL and she is still the worst driver I know -_-
So that's where you get your smarts.
 
*IVIike*
post Oct 2 2007, 09:45 AM
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lmao
 
*CowerPointyObjects*
post Oct 2 2007, 11:33 AM
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James has failed his test a fourth time now. Hahaha.
 
*Steven*
post Oct 2 2007, 01:14 PM
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QUOTE(CowerPointyObjects @ Oct 2 2007, 11:33 AM) *
James has failed his test a fourth time now. Hahaha.

Probly too distracted thinking about asians halfway around the world, wondering if they've checked the picture on his facebook yet.
 
EddieV
post Oct 2 2007, 02:36 PM
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I failed my permit test once because I said the shape of a Stop sign was a diamond instead of an octagon. blink.gif I got my license already so it's all good.
 
*IVIike*
post Oct 2 2007, 02:50 PM
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haha my cousin failed her permit because one questions was is there a white border around a stop sign... and she said no mellow.gif
 
*CowerPointyObjects*
post Oct 2 2007, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Oct 2 2007, 02:14 PM) *
Probly too distracted thinking about asians halfway around the world, wondering if they've checked the picture on his facebook yet.

What is that even supposed to mean?
 
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post Oct 2 2007, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Oct 2 2007, 01:14 PM) *
Probly too distracted thinking about asians halfway around the world, wondering if they've checked the picture on his facebook yet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH rofl1.gif HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Nice one.

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James has failed his test a fourth time now. Hahaha.


THE UK DRIVING TESTS ARENT f**kING HARD!
I failed 2 times in Illinois and Passed the first time in the UK.
All that changes is the side of road,and different signs.
 
*CowerPointyObjects*
post Oct 2 2007, 04:36 PM
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And the fact that you have to test on a manual (which his family doesn't have), deal with roundabouts (people can't handle mini ones in shopping centers here), and actually drive in a city. Now, I passed my test on the first time here because I'm not an idiot, but it would be really difficult to test on a manual without having a manual.

Plus, if you'd passed in Ill. before you did in the UK, that kind of implies that you already had driven before getting there too.
 
*Villainess*
post Oct 2 2007, 04:42 PM
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What part of the UK do you live in?

In Dublin Ireland and when I was in Ely they have never asked me to use a manual.

They made me do roundabouts but my car is small enough to handle it so i went lucky there..
 
*CowerPointyObjects*
post Oct 2 2007, 04:50 PM
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I live in Georgia. However, James lives near Cambridge, and that's most definitely the way it is there.

I mean, don't get me wrong, 4 times is inexcusable and he's retarded, but that's still the way it is.

Is Ely Illinois? Because no, why would they have you use a manual anywhere in the States? They're not that common here.
 
*Steven*
post Oct 3 2007, 12:00 AM
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Manual is ftw
 
*Villainess*
post Oct 3 2007, 03:21 PM
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QUOTE(CowerPointyObjects @ Oct 2 2007, 04:50 PM) *
Is Ely Illinois? Because no, why would they have you use a manual anywhere in the States? They're not that common here.

No Ely England.
My beetle is stickshift.Pain in the ass to learn.
 
misoshiru
post Oct 3 2007, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(CowerPointyObjects @ Oct 3 2007, 12:33 AM) *
James has failed his test a fourth time now. Hahaha.

HAHAHAHHAHA. is he really that bad of a driver?

this reminds me of my friend who pretty much failed the driver's ed class in his highschool.
 
Just_Dream
post Oct 4 2007, 12:37 AM
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ROFL Speaking of accidents, my daddy got in an accident with his Porsche 911 Turbo...

SOME DUMBASS rearended him at a stoplight! The cost? $25k. YES, effing $25,000. The fender alone was $6k, and since it's a porsche, the engine's in the back! AUGH


PEOPLE NEED TO RELEARN HOW TO DRIVE.


Edit - So sad, in my college parking lot, someone did a hit and run at an Audi. The bumber was SOOO bent out.
 
*IVIike*
post Oct 4 2007, 09:39 AM
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^--- that sucks audi's are so nice mellow.gif
 
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