BALLLLLLLLLLLLLINN Club, $$$ Options

[*Programmer*]

Who here is Ballin (Making that money)?

This Clubs Requirements Are Simple

(Posers Will Be Rejected)

-Meaning 40k+ a year(AFTER BILLS)
-Own house/ Apartment
-Own Car (no less then 3 years of age)
-Pays Thier Own Bills
-Supports Themselves And Some.

The Slots Available Are:

{President): Anilfour7

(Vice President):Just_Dream (Educational Baller)

(Head of Security):Sulfur-In-K(Eddie)

(Treasurer):Programmer(Rico)

(Food Drug Administration Baller):Villianess

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(Member#1):Uronacid (Admin Baller)
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(Member#30):
(Honorary Member):Tininja (Future Baller)
(Honorary Member):Brownsugar (Future Baller)
(Honorary Broke Hoe):Robbitic (Cause her lame jokes are 2 years old)
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First Come First Serve!!!
Feel free to create a Club Signature!

[iDecay]

Damnit.

[*davinci*]

Why are you Member #7 and not President?

[*stephinika*]

^^
Good point.


And damn, I wish.

[Tung]

Lmao Robbi, why are you so mean.

[anilfour7]

Nominate myself for President.

[PINKLollyPOP]

dangit....
i don't meet any requirements...

[YaGurlSukedMe2SL...]

I always thought making 40k a year means you're BROKE.

[PINKLollyPOP]

^ it does.

[*Michelle*]

Maybe he means 40k on top of paying the bills, etc.

I don't qualify as of right now, and I'm glad I don't. lul

[jammylise]

Maybe he means 40k on top of paying the bills, etc.

I don't qualify as of right now, and I'm glad I don't. lul

40 k a year for us the majority of people on here are teens.

i think that's good.
haha

[lidoxtitty]

LOL ISNT RICO THE MOST BROKE n***a ON CB!!
f**kin poser n shit



-Meaning 80k+ a year
-Own house/ not renting lol
-Own Car (no less then 1 years of age)
-Pays their Own Bills
-Supports Themselves And Some.


lol f**kin loser 40k in california isn't even enough to get you half a house, or even qualified for a loan to buy a basic 700k house. And even if you did get qualified you'd be paying f**kin high ass interest 8% n shit. Step your game up, poser

you're just like bryan f**kin hope and dreams won't make you worth shit loser

[Relentless]

Wow. 40k a year? I'm so jealous. LOL.

The "president" seems kind of young to make that much money, owning a house/apt, & paying their own bills. o.O

[*IVIike*]

Rico, are you sure you're eligible to join this club? Being an online predator is not a paying job.

LMAO that was bad

[*Elba*]

You are a f**king joke.

[ParanoidAndroid]

Wow. 40k a year? I'm so jealous. LOL.

The "president" seems kind of young to make that much money, owning a house/apt, & paying their own bills. o.O

BITCH DONT BE TRIPPIN

[Relentless]

^ Bytch, I'm not trippin whatsoever.

[ParanoidAndroid]

I AINT TRYNA HURRR THAT!

[anilfour7]

Have 6 figures in equity and assets in my name.
I easily qualify.

[*Programmer*]

for all the shit talking... i don't see many people qualifying ^_^ so....? where the ballers at?

You are a f**king joke.

f**k outta here...just cause i wouldn't send an online girl flowers to her work... you trippin lol...

[lidoxtitty]

hahah, how do you we know you qualify rico?

[NoSex]

What about rich white folk?
Are they "ballin?"

[*Elba*]

for all the shit talking... i don't see many people qualifying ^_^ so....? where the ballers at?
f**k outta here...just cause i wouldn't send an online girl flowers to her work... you trippin lol...

HAHAHA.

Okay, Rico. Pathetic much? Look at you, you have my name on under your avatar. Just shut up already

[Tung]

pwn.

[*Programmer*]

HAHAHA.

Okay, Rico. Pathetic much? Look at you, you have my name on under your avatar. Just shut up already

Dunno why it reminded me of you!
Just did.
Don't take is as flattery.

[*Elba*]

"Oh, but Rico, it is flattering!"

[*Programmer*]

^---
back the the topic

[lidoxtitty]

Do you have any proof you're a balla lol

[Tung]

Rico, you are f**ken poor. How the hell can you even make a "ballen" club when you aren't even ballen. Come talk to me when you own 20 pairs of shoes, worth about $6k. And wear sevens, true religions, evisus, and red monkeys. I ain't talking about your $20 pair of jeans at your local Target, i'm talking abotu $200 jeans. Come talk to me when you pay your own apartment rent, college tuition, bills, food, and textbooks, and still live a decent lifestyle.

Now, I want small fries with that please.

[*Programmer*]

^ due to the fact that i put you in your place before. I will give you time to recant this statement before i go on you like the last time...

I did college i have my own place i pay mortgage/gas/electric/water/grocery/ i have a 06 whip....And my own company...oh yeah...and i go up to LA every weekend to chill....so....yeah...?

i fail to see your point tung.
please take your young ass to bed

[Tung]

Lmao? You actually believed you put in my place. Wow. Haha. I don't really need to respond to you, because your face speaks for itself. Seriously, what the f**k is with your ugly face, and disgusting forehead.

[lidoxtitty]

wait wait lemme do some owning, what kind of business is it, if you can answer this question correctly.. I won't doubt you at all

[*Programmer*]

Lmao? You actually believed you put in my place. Wow. Haha. I don't really need to respond to you, because your face speaks for itself. Seriously, what the f**k is with your ugly face, and disgusting forehead.

Grats on changing your picture! he's learned from his past mistakes! everyone give him a hand!

[Tung]

This guy thinks hes ballin. Those are f**ken $10 shades at your local gas station.

And if you were "balling" , why the f**k you dont got a girlfriend? Since you don't, i know for sure you aint ballin homie.

[lidoxtitty]

What kind of business do you have, Rico? Whats it registered as too

[*Programmer*]

why bother getting into a relationship with all the drama? when i get what i want without the strings attached from most females? what a dumbass...

[Tung]

^ One thing. You don't got to pay them for sex. Lmao. I get it for free. You can have all the sluts up in the strip clubs with stds all you want. And why don't you answer Eddie's question? Cuz you know you don't own no mother f**ken business.

[*Programmer*]

^ i'm done responding to your ignorant ass.

The f**k would i go out my way to prove to someone what i have?
^ that would make me a pressed as bitch.

Remember that...When you see me fortune 500 i'll be laughing so hard because you're one of many.

And to all the spectators who are watching this hope you see what we have many haters for members.

-Goodnight

[lidoxtitty]

So you don't have a business huh? Dreaming of having your own business but don't know the INs and Outs

btw what kind of car do you have then, you said an 06 but you didn't specify

[Tung]

People usually just laugh, because they have nothing to say, cuz we all know you are pretty pathetic Rico. And you took my advice, you changed your pic, and made it super small, and you blemished out the ugly wrinkles on your forehead. Good job :)

[*Programmer*]

^ wth are you talking about? my raising my eyebrows to see from out my glasses and what small picture?

[lidoxtitty]

MAN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY QUESTIONS ???


RICO = WHAT A JOKE

[$$$ soul]

wow rico you are so cool now

[jammylise]

Lol, this thread is so funny.
Tung & Rico are mad funny.

^ One thing. You don't got to pay them for sex. Lmao. I get it for free.

that made me lol.

The f**k would i go out my way to prove to someone what i have?
^ that would make me a pressed as bitch.

so true.

because your face speaks for itself. Seriously, what the f**k is with your ugly face, and disgusting forehead.

lol, Tung your so mean.

[*Elba*]

I am surprised that someone who went to school for programming, not business, now has their own business as a collection agency. Tell me Rico, are you incorporated?

[*Programmer*]

Debt Recovery Solutions Inc.

Cost a pretty penny to for the licensing

Ever need your credit repaired I'm affiliated with all three major credit agencies. ^_- I'm the guy.

[jammylise]

Debt Recovery Solutions Inc.

Cost a pretty penny to for the licensing

Ever need your credit repaired I'm affiliated with all three major credit agencies. ^_- I'm the guy.

Do yall have a site?

** just asking **

[lidoxtitty]

LOL what county did you register that shit in???

[*Elba*]

So we should be able to find it here, right?

No luck

edit: nevermind i am too tired

[jammylise]

So we should be able to find it here, right?

No luck

]

LOL! AND LOL AGAIN @ YOUR SIGNATURE..

[*Programmer*]

]

LOL! AND LOL AGAIN @ YOUR SIGNATURE..

I have tons of Ban Rico Bitches...

[jammylise]

I have tons of Ban Rico Bitches...

i never seen one till now.
how many??

[lidoxtitty]

you're a fake man lol you have nno $$$$

[*Programmer*]

you're a fake man lol you have mo $$$$

^ you were were right the first time MO MONEY!
most of the female members have them just look around

[lidoxtitty]

You want to meet up then? Temecula isn't that far away
You have a whole lot to prove ahahahaha, cmon lil broke bitch
I'll show up in my whip, and I'll bet it'll be worth 2x what your shit is worth

[lidoxtitty]

---double

[Tung]

There's pubes on your chins Rico. Just thought you wanted to know.

lol Eddie, 2x? i think more like 100x

[lidoxtitty]

You want to meet up then? Temecula isn't that far away

[*Spencer*]

Do yall have a site?

** just asking **

He's been working on it for a couple years. Give him some time, I'm sure it'll be up soon. If you care, I think Elba has a picture of what it's going to look like.

[*Steven*]

He's been working on it for a couple years. Give him some time, I'm sure it'll be up soon. If you care, I think Elba has a picture of what it's going to look like.

I do too, but I'm at work atm.

[*Insurmountable*]

Rico, are you sure you're eligible to join this club? Being an online predator is not a paying job.

[*IVIike*]

... i love it

[omgomgKATHY]

I don't meet the standards.

[lidoxtitty]

Rico, Lets meet up in SOCAL cmon man lol
you're a baller right? lets choose a nice expensive place f**ker

[*Programmer*]

Hey Rico is this all fun & games to you too or would you like the bashing to stop? Can't tell if you're joking or not. This topic should actually be in the VIP Lounge if we can't keep the spam down

If you'd like to take it to the vip lounge you're more then welcome to do so.

And I'm being completely serious.

[jammylise]

Rico, Lets meet up in SOCAL cmon man lol
you're a baller right? lets choose a nice expensive place f**ker

lmao, you still wanna shoot the heady with him?
haha. ah, this made my night.

[lidoxtitty]

poor rico, ignoring my offer because he doesn't want to be embarassed when he cant foot a 60$ meal

also embarassed of his shitty whipppp

[Tung]

Eddie it's okay, man. Rico's sad and pathetic. Just like this thread that contradicts himself.

[*IVIike*]

haha

[anilfour7]

This thread is so full of hate, rofl.

[*Programmer*]

^ Only because they don't qualify

[*Steven*]

^ Only because they don't qualify

Credentials? Website? Company name? Address? I'd like to look into your company, if it is in fact legit.

[bat19]

I make $8000 a year, I live on my own, I have an '87 Ford Taurus, I buy my own food (mostly Ramen and ketchup packets), and I go to college during the day to get my learn on. Do I qualify as a "baller?"

[*Steven*]

No, you have to have fake wal mart spinners, fools gold teeth, and fake designer sunglasses with a picture of you wearing them with your head cocked back.

[bat19]

I spraypainted my face gold for Halloween last year. Does that count?

[Tung]

yeah jeremy. u are definitely balling.

[bat19]

SWEET! Maybe ya'll can come check out the crib. We aint got no tv, but there's Roach Motels. It helps to come up with a storyline for the roaches, then watch them die in the goobedy g**k.

HAHAHAHA. G OO K is now blocked. Thats f**kin great. I dont remember, which race does that insult? Is it the Wops, the towelheads, the wetbacks, the honkies, the guineas? No? Oh, its the asians then. Now I understand.

[*Steven*]

I hear that today's standard for balling is platinum, and nothing less.

[bat19]

^Platinum? Wasnt there a platinum Beetleborg? Those shits were awesome. Especially the ghost. Wow, that had to have been the absolute dumbest idea for a show ever.

[*Steven*]

Stripperella

[bat19]

Stripperella

hahaha...I hadnt thought about that in a while. Funny thing is, I actually watched that stupid show. ugh, lets just change the topic of this thread from something stupid to reminiscing about really bad tv shows we used to watch. I'll go first:

I used to watch this spinoff of the power rangers called the Masked Rider. It was so goddamn bad.

[*Steven*]

MLB

[Just_Dream]

I make $8000 a year, I live on my own, I have an '87 Ford Taurus, I buy my own food (mostly Ramen and ketchup packets), and I go to college during the day to get my learn on. Do I qualify as a "baller?"

Yo - Ketchup packets are FREE.

Yep, that's the spirit. You're ballen'. But not as much as me. I work occasionally, BUT financial aid gives me $10k a year. I get paid to go to school -- I'M BALLEN' FO SHO. I may not own a house, but I HAVE MORE MONEY BECAUSE I LIVE IN A PLACE FOR FREE. How cool is that?! I don't even have a car -- I have a chauffeur. It's called CARPOOL, babe. Jealous? You know it!



If anything, I'm mo ballen' than y'all put 2GETHA!


BIG.. BAD... BEETLEBORGS FTW.


jaykay.

[*Programmer*]

Yo - Ketchup packets are FREE.

Yep, that's the spirit. You're ballen'. But not as much as me. I work occasionally, BUT financial aid gives me $10k a year. I get paid to go to school -- I'M BALLEN' FO SHO. I may not own a house, but I HAVE MORE MONEY BECAUSE I LIVE IN A PLACE FOR FREE. How cool is that?! I don't even have a car -- I have a chauffeur. It's called CARPOOL, babe. Jealous? You know it!
If anything, I'm mo ballen' than y'all put 2GETHA!
BIG.. BAD... BEETLEBORGS FTW.
jaykay.

Ballin with education you qualify

[EddieV]

Add a new position. Head of Defense, or rather Head of Security. Any of that. and that my friends would be me. I work for Goldman Sachs. Financial Aid pays my school, I drive a Mercedes Benz ML series, and I have dorming at school so I technically live on my own. I also own a restaurant in Thailand which my uncle takes over for me for obvious reasons, and own my own house in Thailand. Oh and I pay my bills. OOH and I get a limo ride home everyday from work. No not a stretch limo I'm not a billionaire. But yes I get a ride home provided by my company home everyday. However, when I'm not in school I still live with my parents!

[Just_Dream]

Ballin with education you qualify

AHAHAHAH ARE U F*CKING SERIOUS?!






:XD




EDIT - Oh man, this thread puts me to shame cause my name is up there. =_=

[*Villainess*]

I attend the best culinary arts school in the US (the CIA)

All the bitches wish they were brown like me and had my sleek accent like me.

I feel i have "baller status".
Thank you very much.

[*Spencer*]

YOU WORK FOR THE CIA!?

[*Elba*]

I attend the best culinary arts school in the US (the CIA)

All the bitches wish they were brown like me and had my sleek accent like me.

I feel i have "baller status".
Thank you very much.

I don't think anyone wishes they were brown like you.

[*Villainess*]

YOU WORK FOR THE CIA!?

Totally.

I know what you did last night all from Surveillance cammeras I have installed in various places.

[*Spencer*]

Then what did I do?

[EddieV]

^ You raped little girls.

[*Spencer*]

Negative

[*Uronacid*]

Wait, there is no way you make $40,000 a year after bills unless your making over six digits and aren't living within your means. Well whatever, I'm applying anyways. I am a Network Administrator. I work for The DR Group. It's a CPA firm.

Here is the website:
http://www.dorfmanrobbie.com/index.cfm

I service 80 Windows XP Professional Clients and 7 Windows 2003 Servers. We have 65 employees and our company grossed over ten million dollars last year. I make a salary which I will not share. I do not make $40,000 a year after bills, but I will guarantee that I make more than you. *points*

[EddieV]

^^^ Wow not a bad job.

BALLIN


No that's not at my current job that's when I worked as a concierge in a hotel...

[*Spencer*]

Wait, there is no way you make $40,000 a year after bills unless your making over six digits and aren't living within your means. Well whatever, I'm applying anyways. I am a Network Administrator. I work for The DR Group. It's a CPA firm.

Here is the website:
http://www.dorfmanrobbie.com/index.cfm

I service 80 Windows XP Professional Clients and 7 Windows 2003 Servers. We have 65 employees and our company grossed over ten million dollars last year. I make a salary which I will not share. I do not make $40,000 a year after bills, but I will guarantee that I make more than you. *points*

Owned.

Your site doesn't work, btw.

[EddieV]

^ it does work, take out the index from the link. It's a legit CPA website.

[*Uronacid*]

^ it does work, take out the index from the link. It's a legit CPA website.

Thanks Ed. By the way, you look slick in your suit.

[*Steven*]

Credentials? Website? Company name? Address? I'd like to look into your company, if it is in fact legit.

[*Michelle*]

I make a million dollars a day.

And I wipe my shit with twenties.