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 Jun 18 2004, 08:08 AM
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 omgah_itsmaggiex=new username.  Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,467  |
A woman goes into labor and after hours and hours the pain is overwhelming her. So the doc tells them about this new machine that is supposed to transfer some of the pain to the father in order to make child birth easier. Well the husband agrees and the doc puts it at 10%...after a few minutes the guy swears he feels nothing and the womans pain is less so they up it to 25%. Still the husband feels no pain and the wife is loving how relaxed she is becoming...so the guy insists on taking alllll of the pain. The doc hesitates but does what he's told. The baby is born and both the wife and her husband are in no pain and thrilled at their new child. Then they go home and find the mailman dead on the front porch....
*in other words, the mailman was the dad.* |
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Jun 18 2004, 08:27 AM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Haha, thats funny. OOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT!!!!!
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Jun 18 2004, 09:42 AM
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topic moved to humor
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Jun 18 2004, 09:52 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Ooohh...LoL! Nice one.
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Jun 18 2004, 02:27 PM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
Hahaha! How funny! It's no wonder why the guy didn't feel any pain; the mailman was the real father all along!
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Jun 18 2004, 02:51 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
hehe that's funny, i heard one like that tho... it goes like this:
a man had a dream that a crow came and told him that his Aunt was going to die...so when he woke up, he told his parents in a panic, but his parents told him it was just a dream...but then they recieved a call that his Aunt Marjorie had died... 2 nights later, he had another dream with a crow, but this time he told him that his dad would die, and of course he told his parents again. His father was shocked, but still he tried to carry on his day as normal as possible. When he returned home from work, he looked deathly pale, the boy could tell his father had been nervous all day waiting for something to kill him... he said to his wife "honey, this is the worst day of my life!" but then his wife said, "You think u had a bad day?! the mailman dropped dead on our porch!" |
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Jun 18 2004, 07:15 PM
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 adidas-all day i dream about seahorses!! Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,487 |
whats paternity?
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Jun 18 2004, 09:41 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Haha. Pssh.
Wow. That was odd. Heard it before.. but ahah. Always good for a laugh.
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Jun 18 2004, 09:43 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
QUOTE(lilaznkkid @ Jun 18 2004, 7:15 PM) whats paternity? paternity.... parents but anyways that was pretty funny. ....not looking forward to that pain |
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Jun 18 2004, 10:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
Lol good one!
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Jun 18 2004, 11:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,025 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,051 |
haha those are hilarious!
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Jun 19 2004, 05:11 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha omg thats realli funni
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Jun 20 2004, 02:27 PM
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LMAO... that skank.... haha
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Jun 20 2004, 03:07 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness. thats good. no way i didnt expect that.
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Jun 20 2004, 03:14 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
WHOA.
That was real good. |
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Jun 20 2004, 09:24 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,687 |
haha. i heard there was something like that in a movie. Big Fish?
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Jun 25 2004, 01:18 AM
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 × JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
hahaha das reallie funnie :D got me laughing xP
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Jun 26 2004, 03:58 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
that's great! too funny...
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Jun 26 2004, 04:12 PM
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Dorkish_bum Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,946 |
i thought the machine that transferred pain was this thing that the doctor attached to the dad..so i was like..huH? but i get it now! :D
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Jun 26 2004, 09:23 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
o.. I heard that one before.. but it's still funny.
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Jun 29 2004, 08:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 811 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,377 |
LOL aww
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