Pee on the floor..., So that's how it happens... |
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| *Uronacid* |
 Aug 30 2007, 12:18 PM
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Well, I always wonder, "How the fuck do all these people piss on the floor?" When I goto a public restroom. Well, a few months back I when I went to go see the new Pirates of the Caribbean Movie I found out.
So I arrived at the theater. It was me and a bunch of people (everyone wanted to see this movie). So I bought my tickets and purchased a large soda (drink lots of fluid all day long). Anyways, I grabbed my soda and ran to the theater. I just start downing this thing. It was so good, and the movie was good. I loved every second. This soda tasted real good to. I think I may have even got a refill. I drank two 32 oz. glasses of soda, and never got off my ass to take a piss. By the end of the movie, my bladder was stinging with pain. I couldn't miss a second of this movie. OMG, it was killing me. When the movie was close to being finished, I ran out to the doors of the theater to stand and watch from the floor just so I could be the first one to the rest room. Finally, that stupid slut kissed the archer from LoTR, and I ran out of the theater. I think I may have unzipped my pants before I reached the door. I jumped into a stall (because I knew it would take a while), and let her rip!! It felt so good, I though I was going to loose five pounds. Trouble was, I was peeing so hard that the dick was vibrating and I couldn't control it. So I was pissing in all these weird angles. I moved my body, to pee in the toilet, but then these drips of piss started to get on my pants. I moved to keep the drips from hitting my leg, but then I was peeing on the wall. It was actually hitting the wall so hard that it was flowing into the stall to my left. So, I pulled down again, but then I was peeing on my pants again! FUCKING HELL!! I was so mad, and I couldn't pee in the toilet without peeing on myself. My brain was so confused. I ended up peeing all over that stall: The walls, the floor, the back of the toilet, the seat, my pants... by the time I was done there was a huge puddle of piss all over the floor and my pants. 64 oz of piss.... everywhere... I could only imagine if it were shit. I was so embarrassed. I had piss all over my pants and was worried had hit the guy in the stall to my right or left. I walked out of the bathroom with the 32oz cup covering my pee stain. I ran to my car, and drove home to change my pants.... XD |
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Aug 30 2007, 12:19 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
When you go the bathroom, do you move your leg over to the right and tap your feet. Like that Senator? =D
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Aug 30 2007, 12:22 PM
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What was the drink. |
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 30 2007, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE(robbotic @ Aug 30 2007, 01:21 PM)  ............LOL It doesn't help that that movie was ridiculously long and winded out. You should be a writer. Haha, you're not kidding... that movie was super long... I wanted to shoot myself. Jeremy is the best at writing. Haha, he puts me to shame. Also, James would make fun of my grammar. LMAO xD |
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| *Steven* |
Aug 30 2007, 01:19 PM
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So you went to the movie alone, or were you with friends?
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| *Steven* |
Aug 30 2007, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE So I arrived at the theater. It was me and a bunch of people (everyone wanted to see this movie). I already read it Robbi. It never mentioned that he was with friends, just a bunch of people whom he did not state his association with. Learn to check before tossing out an insult you flappy headed Terrance and Philip lover. |
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Aug 30 2007, 01:40 PM
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That is quite..unfortunate. :D
One time, when I was like 5, I peed in my sweatpants in Noodle Kidoodle (a toy store). And I kept questioning myself to finish what I started or stop and find a bathroom. :D I just..went 'til I was done. :D |
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Aug 30 2007, 01:47 PM
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LOLOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING, amazing story, wow, i hate when theres water/pee n the floor, always thinking its pee
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 30 2007, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Aug 30 2007, 02:27 PM) I already read it Robbi. It never mentioned that he was with friends, just a bunch of people whom he did not state his association with. Learn to check before tossing out an insult you flappy headed Terrance and Philip lover. LOL, only one of them was my friend. The others were just people from my church that I could care less about. xD They did ask why I left in such a hurry. xD QUOTE(Detective @ Aug 30 2007, 01:22 PM) What was the drink. it was coke.. :P |
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Aug 30 2007, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ Aug 30 2007, 03:59 PM) it was coke.. :P They must have dropped something in that. I doubt all that peeing is normal  . |
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 30 2007, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE(omgomgKATHY @ Aug 30 2007, 04:25 PM) They must have dropped something in that. I doubt all that peeing is normal .Its a 3 hours movie... 64oz is alot of coke... :O! |
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| *Insurmountable* |
Aug 30 2007, 03:41 PM
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 I remember when this happened, you called me and told me.Yea I can drink a medium size drink during a movie and by the end have to go the bathroom extremely bad, I don't think I could have drank a whole 64oz. |
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Aug 30 2007, 04:43 PM
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 Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer. Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
Why didn't you just sit down? That's what we had to do at BMT. We weren't allowed to stand up while we pissed. It worked out because we didn't have to clean the bathroom as much.
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 30 2007, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(JakeKKing @ Aug 30 2007, 05:43 PM) Why didn't you just sit down? That's what we had to do at BMT. We weren't allowed to stand up while we pissed. It worked out because we didn't have to clean the bathroom as much. I didn't sit down because I haven't joined the military yet. |
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Aug 30 2007, 05:46 PM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ Aug 30 2007, 01:18 PM) 64 oz of piss.... everywhere... I could only imagine if it were shit. Must not have read Kryo's bathroom story. =P |
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Aug 30 2007, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE(Uronacid @ Aug 30 2007, 04:29 PM) Its a 3 hours movie... 64oz is alot of coke... :O! That too  .
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Aug 30 2007, 08:34 PM
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 Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
QUOTE(brownsugar @ Aug 30 2007, 09:00 PM) Haha, I didn't read that whole thing but I always ask the same question. Lmfao I didn't read any of that ish. I barely got past sentence one. When I saw all those huge words I immediately scrolled down and read the last paragraph. |
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Aug 30 2007, 08:53 PM
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Haha this was so funny. I like reading your wild stories.
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 30 2007, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Aug 30 2007, 09:00 PM) Haha, I didn't read that whole thing but I always ask the same question. How the hell do you pee on the floor and/or miss the toilet seat? And damn, you should be so embarrassed after that..you should be in a hurry to clean that ish up. If everyone just cleaned up after themselves it'd be a lot easier... And please please please wash your hands. Because I was trying to hit the toilet, but when I aimed down... I was peeing so hard it dripped on my pants... so then I would aim up to try and keep it from hitting my pants, but then it would hit the wall... xD Rinse, Wash, and Repeat. |
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| *IVIike* |
Aug 30 2007, 09:55 PM
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today at work some a-hole took a shit in the shower so i made one of the new kids pick it up
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Aug 30 2007, 10:03 PM
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Ewh xD Where do you work Mike?
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Aug 30 2007, 10:46 PM
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IN the public park where I live next to...there are shower stalss (I dont know WHY there would be shower stalls at a public restroom!) and the bums crap in tehre and its sooo gross XD
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Aug 31 2007, 01:40 AM
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Haha, wow...what a story! I agree on the fact that it was a long-ass movie (although a good one) but wow...so thats how it happens.
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Aug 31 2007, 08:49 AM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
Wow, that sucks. It was a really long movie, but it was great :)
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Aug 31 2007, 09:53 AM
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ahhahahahahhaha you peed all over your pants!
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Aug 31 2007, 12:04 PM
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I peed while walking in the park at night before, that was fun.
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Aug 31 2007, 03:45 PM
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You are just as bad as the f**king bitch hoverer people.you dont want butt cooties then use the toilet seat cover.
but yeah that sucks you had to piss on the floor. |
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Sep 1 2007, 11:39 AM
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LOLOLOL
Interesting story. Accidents happen but peeing all over the stall, toilet, floor, etc. is nasty. |
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Sep 1 2007, 11:44 AM
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Dang. I don't know how you did it. If it were me, I would've bounced to the bathroom before the movie even started.
 I don't have a very big bladder.
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Sep 1 2007, 11:47 AM
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Oh God I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes.
I hope you made it out unseen. I still derno how huge puddles of piss end up on the floors of the ladies' room. All you have to do is squat. |
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Sep 1 2007, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(sourire @ Sep 1 2007, 04:47 PM) Oh God I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes. I hope you made it out unseen. I still derno how huge puddles of piss end up on the floors of the ladies' room. All you have to do is squat. there are trannys,and pussyhoverers that use the restrooms too. pussyhoverers-bitches who hover their female organs and ass over the toilet seat. |
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Sep 1 2007, 12:16 PM
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LOL. Coke is nasty. It should have been Dr. pepper.
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Sep 1 2007, 01:08 PM
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Sep 1 2007, 01:40 PM
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Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
QUOTE(Villainess @ Sep 1 2007, 12:57 PM) there are trannys,and pussyhoverers that use the restrooms too. pussyhoverers-bitches who hover their female organs and ass over the toilet seat. True. Butttt I'm a pussyhoverer and I have always hit my intended target. 
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Sep 1 2007, 08:00 PM
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Lmao. Oh god you poor thing.. I would've been so humiliated even if no one was around
 Luckily though, being a girl it's a little harder to miss the bowl if we're sitting down. Although we don't really have much control over the direction. Ahaha xD |
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Sep 1 2007, 09:50 PM
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 TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMIIIIIIII |
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Sep 1 2007, 10:52 PM
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Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
I just got back from using a public restroom. And quel surprise, there's piss eveywhere. I'm pretty sure the user before me was a woman and not a tranny. Goddamn, at least wipe the toilet seat before you rush out of the stall!
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| *Uronacid* |
Sep 4 2007, 08:06 AM
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QUOTE(brownsugar @ Sep 1 2007, 10:47 PM) Are you kidding me? Shit, I stay hovering. They don't always have a toilet seat cover..and stilllllllll I rather have no contact with it all. The toilet has a pretty big hole, I don't understand why people keep missing it.  I do.. I understand... xD QUOTE(sourire @ Sep 1 2007, 11:52 PM) I just got back from using a public restroom. And quel surprise, there's piss eveywhere. I'm pretty sure the user before me was a woman and not a tranny. Goddamn, at least wipe the toilet seat before you rush out of the stall! I would have needed a mop... Wait, how does pee end up all over the floor in a womens stall? You guys can't stand. You're forced to think on it. |
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