RIP : A tribute to a Douchebag, Jason |
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| *Uronacid* |
 Aug 28 2007, 03:33 PM
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Name: Jason
Icon:  The last words said by Rev. Joshua: We gather here today to mourn yet celebrate the loss of Jason. He made a desperate attempt at being cool on this website, but was barely intelligent enough to come across as anything more than an illegal immigrant. An Asian boy who hadn't talked to white people since he was 4 years old, Jason lead a horrible life. He grew up around crime, violence, bad grammar, drugs, and kids who hang out at Mickey D's without eating. Growing up in this tragic setting, Jason was determined to break the mold that those around him had heavily placed in his life. He wanted to go above and beyond the rest. Unfortunately, he had not seen the rest of the world. The standards that his friends and family had placed in his minds eye were far to low for the rest of the world. His home town was so severely suffocated by stupidity that even the internet could not save him. What killed this good man. A virus killed him. A virus called "THE STAFF"! Something that has killed many cuBers. It is unfortunate that one more of us, no matter how stupid he was, fell to this deadly virus. Jason, more stupid than a salmon, may I repeat your last words before a moment of silence. You made us all feel better about ourselves, "You dig?" *moment of silence* |
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 28 2007, 03:43 PM
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QUOTE(banhbao @ Aug 28 2007, 04:42 PM)  lol i cant believe you had time to type up this shit My child.... *bows head, and a condom falls out of his pocket* |
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 28 2007, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(banhbao @ Aug 28 2007, 04:45 PM) pedo. =[ ....whyd you delete the f**kf**kufkcufkcufkcufkc I just didn't look right :[ Remember, Mona Lisa is the ultimate pedofile. |
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Aug 28 2007, 03:49 PM
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 for SHIZZ.  Group: Member Posts: 878 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 435,846 |
  my condolences.  |
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 28 2007, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(banhbao @ Aug 28 2007, 04:47 PM) your momma is the ultimate pedophile** OHHHHHHHHHHNOEESSS!!! LMAO!!! |
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Aug 28 2007, 03:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,291 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 503,024 |
It's okay everyone!
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Aug 28 2007, 03:55 PM
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 I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
If you ban his IP, he might kill himself.
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Aug 28 2007, 06:01 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
This is sad lets have an moment of silence.
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| *karmakiller* |
Aug 28 2007, 06:47 PM
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I'm assuming this is going to be closed, but it's still amusing.
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| *tripvertigo* |
Aug 28 2007, 06:48 PM
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i thought he died of laughter?
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| *SayBloodyMary* |
Aug 28 2007, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Aug 29 2007, 12:47 AM) I'm assuming this is going to be closed, but it's still amusing. Right you are. People. You don't like Jason, fine. Stop making threads about it, it isn't funny anymore. Even if the original joke had been amusing, by now, it's old stuff. -Topic Closed- |
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