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 Aug 7 2007, 06:42 PM
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Bloody Mary, a name turned horror icon from films such as Candyman and One Horse for Two Horny Southerners, starring Benicio Del Toro and Rod Stewart. But what does it mean? Does her roots date back to the mother of christ? She must have been bloody after that pregnancy, if indeed she was a virgin. My guess is she was a whore who didnt want her husband to find out her pussy was wider than a bike tire. so she made sure none of her f**k buddies pulled out and pretended to be struck dumb by god.
My guess is that the term Bloody Mary comes from Mary Cartillo, a hemopheliac Puerto Rican daughter of a poor blacksmith. Her name transcended to legend, after the son of a nobleman tried to take her as his own. She took a screwdriver and stabbed his testicles, stomping the one that fell near her boots. The noblemans son, after seeing what irreparable damage had been done, took the closest blade and cut off her tits. Amazingly the senorita had survived, but the bleeding was never subdued. She spent the rest of her days bleeding from the tits on any passerby. The nobleman's son spent his days in solitude, balless and humiliated. And so is the legend of Bloody Mary Cartillo. |
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| *Programmer* |
Aug 7 2007, 06:45 PM
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^knowledge.
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Aug 7 2007, 06:46 PM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
i am impressed.
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| *Michelle* |
Aug 7 2007, 06:57 PM
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I remember when I first learned about Bloody Mary... it scared me a lot as a child >_>
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| *karmakiller* |
Aug 7 2007, 07:06 PM
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Umm... what?
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Aug 7 2007, 07:15 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
I heard about that story as a child. It doesn't seem really that scary
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Aug 7 2007, 07:20 PM
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 x_pinaystyle_x Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 366,326 |
woahhh.. now i know..
i remember my teacher though said something about a queen i think? queen mary and her killing a lot of people which made her bloody mary.. iono.. i was told this a looonnnggg time ago though.. |
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Aug 7 2007, 07:31 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Wow....ok
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| *Uronacid* |
Aug 7 2007, 07:36 PM
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Wow, I can't seem to imagine a puertorican bitch slopping her big sweaty... make that bloody tits everywhere. You are so intellegent. Sometimes, I swear I need to just sit down and listen to you Jeremy. Now comes the question, what would you do if she bled her tits alover you. Wasn't there some kind of religious thing behind it too. Like, if she bleed on you, you were said to be given eternal life. God, that bitch bled forever.
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Aug 7 2007, 07:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 |
You have no idea. And no, she did not grant eternal life. Quite the opposite actually. Because her tits bled forever they eventually grew infected. Now most of the infection was held back due to breakthroughs in modern medicine, but the blood was unclean. Many say the first case of AIDS came from a local houligan who lost a bet and had to drink a glass of tit blood. Liver spots broke out on his skin instantly as he fell back in pain. A nearby villager ran to his aid, but when realizing it was the very same boy that had stuck his finger in the anus of his goat the day before took this opportunity to stick his finger up the boys own anus as punishment. This villager took with his stinkfinger a diluted version of this killer virus which we now call AIDS.
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Aug 7 2007, 07:50 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
interesting.
i remember seeing an episode of supernatural and she was featured. |
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Aug 7 2007, 07:53 PM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
I still don't understand why this scares people. >.>
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| *Michelle* |
Aug 7 2007, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE(clarity @ Aug 7 2007, 07:53 PM)  I still don't understand why this scares people. >.> I just get scared easily. After the Exorcism of Emily Rose (please don't scoff at me :[) I promised myself to never watch a horror movie again. I had to sleep with my mommy for 4 days before I could sleep by myself again. |
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Aug 7 2007, 08:04 PM
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 Hablamos Espańol. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,283 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,364 |
you know i used to play in the bathroom!
whe i was like 12. we were really faking scared lmbo  People had certain ways to do it they werent all the same. |
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| *Insurmountable* |
Aug 7 2007, 08:24 PM
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Ewh I still don't get why people do the whole bloody Mary i have your baby...and get freaked out.
The whole infected boob thing got me...ehh. Hope your throat gets better 
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Aug 7 2007, 08:36 PM
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Yeah, it is a pretty creepy story. This was recounted to me from my obuelo, a puerto rican native. For those of you british or retarded, obuelo is spanish for grandfather
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Aug 7 2007, 08:36 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
I thought it originated from Mary, Queen of Scots.
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Aug 7 2007, 10:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 |
You're welcome to your own translation. Me familia told me this story a long time ago. I know of at least 3 people who have said Mary Cartillo 3x in a mirror and died a horrific death the very next day. Coincedence? Or the curse of the gods.
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Aug 7 2007, 11:54 PM
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yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
Wait, not Mary, Queen of Scots, but Queen Mary the First. I didn't mean it in terms of the whole saying "bloody mary" in front of a mirror 3 times or however many times. Instead, that the term "Bloody Mary" originates from Queen Mary in the 16th century as she reinstated Roman Catholicism in England and persecuted many protestants.
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Aug 8 2007, 12:26 AM
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 Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
^That's what I always thought.
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Aug 8 2007, 04:13 AM
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 WarPath Leader. Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,721 |
Maybe you should ask SayBloodyMary, he might know the story :)
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Aug 8 2007, 12:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 |
^James is British, he doesnt know anything.
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| *Insurmountable* |
Aug 8 2007, 12:05 PM
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I never knew British people weren't smart o_O
QUOTE Maybe you should ask SayBloodyMary, he might know the story :) Yea I was wondering if he was ever going to come in here and like tell us all the truth. |
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| *Villainess* |
Aug 8 2007, 12:06 PM
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Alright lets tone down the attacks on James please.Anymore and im getting my verbal warning whip out.
Just because one is british does not mean that they dont know anything. They just call cookies crumpets and drink tea instead of coffee. 
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Aug 8 2007, 12:09 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Aug 8 2007, 01:05 PM) I never knew British people weren't smart o_O Yea I was wondering if he was ever going to come in here and like tell us all the truth. Excuse me, but are you implying that a Puerto Rican hemopheliac woman forever bleeding from the tits is not an actual story? Holly, you know I never lie and I never exaggerate. And I would stop the attacks on James if only he wouldn't make it so appealing to attack him. Hopefully in our lifetime there will be some form of true-life virtual reality over the internet in which I can "actually" attack James, that'd be fun. |
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Aug 8 2007, 01:38 PM
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vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Aug 7 2007, 09:36 PM) Yeah, it is a pretty creepy story. This was recounted to me from my obuelo, a puerto rican native. For those of you british or retarded, obuelo is spanish for grandfather It's abuelo, not obuelo. Obuelo isn't even a word in spanish, lmao.  I still don't find this story scary, I actually find it kind of humorous. Oh well, although it seems there are many versions of it. Meh. |
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Aug 8 2007, 01:43 PM
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I still beleive in it and I'll never do it. EVER.
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Feb 20 2009, 10:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 659 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 494,019 |
Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary AHHH Adios Smio, por Favor, es Tu Mary Cartillo. No blood. No BLOOD!!! |
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