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evilhomer99
post Jul 16 2007, 12:06 PM
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what should i do?

i think i like one of my friends mum, im not sure what to do
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 12:16 PM
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This should be moved..

Anyway.
I think you need to take a cold ass shower and look at the fact that its your friends MUM you like.
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 12:23 PM
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Wow.. I think you should get over her because its your friends MOM!
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 12:29 PM
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
THIS REMINDS ME WHEN I USED TO GET A BONER WHEN THIS GIRL INVITED ME OVER TO HER HOUSE TO GO SWIMING AND HER MOM WOULD BE THERE WHEW LOOKIN HOT OH YA AND THE GIRL TOO BUT MORE SO THE MOTHER DAMN IM SWEATING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
MILFS FTW!!!!
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 12:51 PM
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Stacey's mom has got it going onnnn.
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 03:45 PM
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relationships, maybe?


uhhm. just jack off or something...you're never gonna get with her...and if you makes moves, that's just creepy.
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 04:01 PM
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Stacy can I come over, after schooooll (after schoool!)
We can hang around, by the poo ooo ooo lllll (by the pool)
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 04:22 PM
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LUST LUST LUST. you don't like her, trust me
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jul 16 2007, 02:01 PM) *
Stacy can I come over, after schooooll (after schoool!)
We can hang around, by the poo ooo ooo lllll (by the pool)

Did your mom get back from her business trip (business trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin to suck my dickkkkkkkkk (suck my dick)
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 04:42 PM
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As he's beating it in the bathroom while watching her
 
*SinfullySweet*
post Jul 16 2007, 05:45 PM
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^LMFAO. You guys are baddd

Its pretty creepy. I couldnt imagine one of my friends wanting my mom. huh.gif
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 07:43 PM
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QUOTE(breakingdawn @ Jul 16 2007, 09:51 AM) *
Stacey's mom has got it going onnnn.

exactly what popped into my head! :D
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 08:57 PM
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i swear my friend's mom was messing with me one day...she was like 17 years older or so and still had a decent body on her. She had like this loose tank top on and she kept bending over and looking at me
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 09:35 PM
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This reminds me of that Clearasil commercial.
Okay, it's just not right to like your friend's mom especially if she's that much older than you.

Forget it! Forget it!
Besides, it seems like you like her because you think she's giving you hints anyway.
 
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post Jul 16 2007, 10:51 PM
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Haha, I remember that song. laugh.gif But yeah, don't do anything...she's a mom. And just...no.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 08:55 AM
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you dont want MILF.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 08:58 AM
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QUOTE(evilhomer99 @ Jul 16 2007, 12:06 PM) *
what should i do?

i think i like one of my friends mum, im not sure what to do


TAG BODY SPRAY
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 09:03 AM
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^Tag smells like shit.
Be a real man and buy the real stuff.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 09:07 AM
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But I've seen the commercials. It makes busty moms get close to you and pop buttons on their shirts as you wait for their daughter to come downstairs so you can take HER on a date and not be seduced by the mom.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 09:20 AM
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So,If the TV said your dick would grow 10 inces bigger if you jumped off a bridge? would you do it?
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 09:52 AM
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oh son, you just have to realize that you cannot be with your friends mom. ermm.gif

and you have to acknowledge that fact.

then move on.

that's your best bet!
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 04:39 PM
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Just do her.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 04:47 PM
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QUOTE(Mercy @ Jul 17 2007, 09:20 AM) *
So,If the TV said your dick would grow 10 inces bigger if you jumped off a bridge? would you do it?


Oh is that how Suzzette found her man?

If I wanted 10 more inches, and I saw the guy get up, sure I'd do it, it's TV.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 09:06 PM
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One day,Suzzette will put a boot up your Bunghole.And you will never ever talk about that again lmao.
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 09:39 PM
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Well ya know, pedophilia is very popular these days:))))
 
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post Jul 17 2007, 11:11 PM
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^ laugh.gif

Um.. yeah. This isn't healthy.

1) It's illegal
2) She's probably married
3) It's never going to happen

You'll get over it soon enough.
 
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post Jul 20 2007, 06:18 PM
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OHHHH OWWOWOWWWWOOOOOOW ! that`s crazy . ummm no don`t it's so unacceptable .
 
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post Jul 20 2007, 10:10 PM
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i like megan fox and jessica alba because they're hot. but it's never going to happen.

same with you.
 
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post Jul 21 2007, 01:43 AM
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say wuhhh ?!! ^ ahah
 
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post Jul 21 2007, 02:07 AM
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QUOTE(Castaway @ Jul 21 2007, 05:10 AM) *
i like megan fox and jessica alba because they're hot. but it's never going to happen.

same with you.

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post Jul 21 2007, 06:01 AM
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Her hubby will beat the f**k out of you.

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post Jul 21 2007, 11:00 AM
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I'd tell my friend. He'd think I was just f**king around...and then try to get in good with her. Maybe she wants it...up the ass.
 
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post Jul 22 2007, 03:58 AM
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lol
dont blame.. maybe the moms hot.. llol u are a guy cant help it.. i get it alot from my guy friends saying my moms a milf.. i linda live iwth it.. lol
 
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post Jul 22 2007, 07:49 PM
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o0o0o, sorry to tell you, BUT...
SHE HAS A HUSBAND.
even if she doesn't she'll probably never go with you.

its infatuation. TRUST ME.
 
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:47 PM
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f**k her. Then ask the friend to join.
 
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post Jul 23 2007, 03:57 PM
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It's never gonna happen.
Move on.
 
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post Jul 24 2007, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(breakingdawn @ Jul 16 2007, 12:51 PM) *
Stacey's mom has got it going onnnn.


My thoughts exactly..
 
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post Jul 24 2007, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jul 17 2007, 08:58 AM) *
TAG BODY SPRAY



Bom chicka wah wah.
 
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post Jul 27 2007, 12:38 AM
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Not like your friends mom anymore =D
 
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post Jul 27 2007, 02:19 AM
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OMGosh. You should say and do the exact lines from the clearisil commercial! XD.gif
 
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