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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
Ryan
post Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore
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got this from ebaumsworld.com =]



Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao




Stupid Man

Dum Gai




Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni




Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?




I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni




It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim




This is a tow away zone

No Pah King




You are not very bright

Yu So Dum




I got this for free

Ai No Pei




I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?




Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?




They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.




Stay out of sight

Lei Lo




He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.




Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki




I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 06:55 PM
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What the fack.
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LoL. Nice one. Clever indeed. wink.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:00 PM
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i don't get it, its kinda lame...
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:37 PM
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it was up before, but its still funny the second time, this used to be in the lounge and seon ho explained it, haha, its like the elders who can't pronouce.
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:39 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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omg i lmao!
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:57 PM
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why do people always post up something like "learn chinese in 5 minutes"? it's like the same title over and over again... i don't really find it funny... mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:58 PM
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WUT THA DUCK?
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You are not very bright

Yu So Dum


haha i love that one!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 09:01 PM
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you're lovely. :]
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i got this from my bother....
flower bridge

fa keui

(its in cantonese)

hrmm i hope its pg-13
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 09:08 PM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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lolz i saw that b4 but its stio funni
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 09:34 PM
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Kind of mean...but funny...yeah it's how to speak like a FOB. But oh well...
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 09:44 PM
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link the great
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haha thats great wow i was like laughin the whole time!
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 16 2004, 10:33 PM
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Look its...
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this is too funny! i seen it before but still its good
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 07:42 AM
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clever but funny
 
rae
post Jun 17 2004, 12:19 PM
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Ai = Love. No Duh.
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QUOTE(aZn_KyOoTi3_x3 @ Jun 15 2004, 8:53 PM)
i've seen thoze b4..they're not that funni and itz not realli learnin` chinese..itz just learnin how to talk lyk a FOB..which iz kinda mean in a way..but n e wayz i guess they're ok..

it is kinda annoying fobish talk... _unsure.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM
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fob?
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 12:56 PM
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why did i put this here?
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there are other sites where u would find this its not very funny, even when u read it the first time
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 12:57 PM
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why did i put this here?
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QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM)
fob?

err.... FOB means someone who doesnt speak engilsh or tries to speak english but fails i think
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 02:44 PM
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old school member
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FOB-fresh off the boat.
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 02:51 PM
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i saw these b4 ermm.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 11:59 PM
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lol at the first couple i didnt get but then i realized what they meant laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 12:27 PM
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N.CARTER
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LOL. Some of these are hilarious =D
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 01:38 PM
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i am member numberr 9000
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lol. i've seen these so many times but it still cracks me up
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 11:34 PM
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I HEART NICHOLAS TSE
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hmm i posted this up a while ago.. i wonder where my thread went. huh.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 11:47 PM
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thats funny! it is kinda how my mom talks though
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 01:26 AM
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&skye.
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lmao...i've seen these but this one is really cleverly written. biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 20 2004, 01:16 AM
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Not funny...
 
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post Jun 20 2004, 01:25 AM
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Kinda funny, but makes fun of fobs sad.gif

Hehe Yu Stin Ki laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 11:30 AM
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thats so mean!
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 02:15 PM
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haha ive seen that before. funny funny
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 07:40 PM
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Kermit the frog = <3
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lmao. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 07:47 PM
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im' edible
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LOL! hiralous..my mom talks like that... -_-;;
 
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post Jun 22 2004, 02:43 PM
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DON'T YOU GUYS THINK ITS RACIST?! I MEAN ITS JUST CHINESE AND YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING AT THE WAY THEY SAY/PRONOUNCE THINGS. IF YOU SPOKE LYKE THAT AND ANOTHER PERSON MAKES FUN OF IT BY SAYING IT IN SOME OTHER LANGUAGE WOULDN'T YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE?! OMFG...
 
maia_dc
post Jun 22 2004, 02:47 PM
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it's our chemistry
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Um, it's kind of mean... but it is kinda clever... and kinda funny... *sweatdrop*
 
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post Jun 23 2004, 12:46 AM
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scream my lungs out
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well its kinda mean but funny. my parents talk like that.....
 
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post Jun 23 2004, 01:15 PM
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lol
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 04:09 PM
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^_^
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yeah..this is lame and i've already seen it!
 
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post Jun 27 2004, 11:23 PM
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and so it is
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LMAO! HAHAHA...gosh, that was the funniest thing. Too bad only azns will get it, huh? Lol, You too stinky...haha
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 08:43 AM
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say maydayism.
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I don't really like this one.
Chinese people DON'T talk like this...
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 12:42 PM
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lols its funni
sadd it sounds like this dumb guy i knew in 8th grade
teehee
 
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post Jul 1 2004, 05:41 PM
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eh..its kinda old...

yu tu soo ped.
 
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post Jul 1 2004, 07:14 PM
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Yay! Now I know how to speak Chinese! laugh.gif

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post Jul 1 2004, 07:18 PM
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lmao that was funnyy hehe





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post Jul 27 2004, 08:26 PM
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tag! you're it! ;D
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LMAO ! aha heLLa funny ..
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 07:50 PM
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huh??? tat make no sense... (((and i m chinese!!)))
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 08:15 PM
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life is short...and so am i..
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lolz. thats funny. my grandma would crack up if she saw this
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 08:34 PM
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kinda racist... but funny... lol
 
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post Jul 28 2004, 09:24 PM
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Roses are red so r my cheeks!
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haha first time I read it that is weird lol.... but cool..... haha
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 05:20 AM
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when mary jane isn't around.
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QUOTE(POonSKi @ Jul 28 2004, 7:50 PM)
huh??? tat make no sense... (((and i m chinese!!)))

yeah because we're so used to regular pin yin. that's offensive. stubborn.gif sad.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 02:26 PM
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s a r a h r o s e <3
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lol theres a picture like that- learn chinese in 1 minute tho, its really evil lol
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 02:42 PM
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dizzy me up.
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lolss heh i guess its pretti asmusing yet not very nice
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:27 PM
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HAHAHAA, that's funny!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:43 PM
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FOD????? the hell does that mean??????!!!!!!
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 02:08 AM
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LOL i luv that joke its hilarious!!!!
 
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LMAO...hahahahahahaha laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 05:02 AM
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I heard those before. But they are funny happy.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:51 AM
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is that real chinese.....?....lol
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:58 AM
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lols i heard this before buh its funny....degrading..but funny..
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM
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tschh loL amusing.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 05:15 PM
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I don't get it.
lol prolly because it means other stuff (the chinese phrases)
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE(orlando_bloom_luva @ Jun 15 2004, 7:01 PM)
i got this from my bother....
flower bridge

fa keui

(its in cantonese)

hrmm i hope its pg-13

LOL my cousin told me that flower bridge...i didn't get it at first
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 06:38 PM
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blah... those are lame... _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 07:51 PM
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QUOTE(leeeza702 @ Aug 15 2004, 6:38 PM)
blah... those are lame... _dry.gif

ohmy.gif

how dare u insult it.. thats hilarious!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 08:47 PM
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huh.gif i get it..heh
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 09:02 PM
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thats lame. it isn't really funny- that's kinda insulting to the people that do speak like that.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 07:58 PM
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eww boys have Co0tiES :P
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LMAO!! hehe funnie
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 01:03 AM
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lmao!!!!1 im azn and its hella funni to read dis HAHAH
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 10:27 AM
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.....i dont get that....pretty weird
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 11:28 PM
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lol! I thought you were going to post that picture when you turn your head sideways!
 
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