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 Jul 3 2007, 01:31 PM
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 Eeeeeh gladiator  Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,957  |
What's the worst knock-knock joke you ever heard or can come up with? That's so pitifully bad that the thought of it actually being "good" makes you laugh even harder?
Keep it clean :) |
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Jul 4 2007, 12:16 AM
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It's gotta be one I saw on Spongebob squarepants...
Sponge: Knock Knock! Squid: Who's there? Sponge: *giggles* I AM!!! |
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Jul 4 2007, 01:43 PM
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Eeeeeh gladiator Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,957 |
QUOTE(HeroesAndVillians @ Jul 4 2007, 01:16 AM)  It's gotta be one I saw on Spongebob squarepants... Sponge: Knock Knock! Squid: Who's there? Sponge: *giggles* I AM!!! Haha yes i agree :) |
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Jul 4 2007, 01:53 PM
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- Knock, knock.
> Who's there? - Sham > Sham Who? - I don't know, we were talking about your mom. |
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Jul 5 2007, 01:55 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? --- ...Nobody who? --- |
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Jul 12 2007, 09:42 PM
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I saw this on the Amanda Show
Knock Knock who's there? Banana Banana who? I'm gonna hit you with a banana. |
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Jul 14 2007, 10:15 PM
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yeah those hillbilly ones on the Amanda Show were ridiculous. |
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Jul 14 2007, 10:21 PM
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QUOTE(archana @ Jul 14 2007, 08:15 PM) yeah those hillbilly ones on the Amanda Show were ridiculous. i hate that knock knock joke about the oranges/bananas man, i think kc would agree on this with me. 
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Aug 17 2007, 11:54 AM
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^yeahh i was just thinking of the orange/banana ones. the annoy me soo much
 im tired of knock knock -whos there? boo -boo who? oh, dont cryyyy |
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Aug 20 2007, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(JustAnotherTeenageLoser @ Jul 5 2007, 01:55 PM) Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? --- ...Nobody who? --- HAHA. I love that one. :] |
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Aug 22 2007, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(HeroesAndVillians @ Jul 3 2007, 10:16 PM) It's gotta be one I saw on Spongebob squarepants... Sponge: Knock Knock! Squid: Who's there? Sponge: *giggles* I AM!!! haha lame yet. i  .
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Aug 27 2007, 02:43 PM
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this is so lame but XD
knock knock whos there pickle pickle who? pickle...... >_> |
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Aug 27 2007, 04:07 PM
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knock knock
who's there atch atch who? (atchoo) god bless you! |
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Aug 27 2007, 04:17 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
The Hillbilly's on The Amanda Show were awesome.
Knock Knock Who's there? I I who? I MISS YOU! EKEKEKEJDNFKJANDHABHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEAHAHWHAHAHWH! Possibly the worst and best ever IMO. |
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Aug 27 2007, 04:19 PM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
> knock knock
< whos there? > nacho < nacho who? > nacho cheese i find that one stupid yet i find the stupidity hilarious. |
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Aug 27 2007, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE(HeroesAndVillians @ Jul 4 2007, 01:16 AM) It's gotta be one I saw on Spongebob squarepants... Sponge: Knock Knock! Squid: Who's there? Sponge: *giggles* I AM!!!  I find the stupid ones funny.
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Aug 30 2007, 04:24 AM
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QUOTE(JustAnotherTeenageLoser @ Jul 5 2007, 11:55 AM) Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? --- ...Nobody who? --- It actually stops after the first "nobody who", but I thought it was really funny the first time. Here's one. Tell whoever you're telling the joke to to point up with their index finger above their head, and tell them to make a circle. Knock knock - Who's there? Woo - Woo hoo. -.- |
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