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Date rape in Harry Potter., wow.
pandamonium
post Jun 6 2007, 05:24 PM
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News article

video explains all.

Its most-likely a joke though. it seems real.
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 05:39 PM
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Haha. Does it really seem that real to you? That interview is ridiculous. laugh.gif
 
laxumaster8
post Jun 6 2007, 05:58 PM
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onion news? anyways...we'll see...im sure this "date rape" is not close to true...tho i will be cheking the fifth chapter biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 05:58 PM
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laugh.gif

Yeah this is defiantly a joke.
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 08:24 PM
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maybe. I guess it could be true. I mean, personally, I don't think I'd be surprised. A lot of stuff happens in that book.
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 08:46 PM
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Wh0000t GHB ftw!!
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 09:00 PM
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. . . Too bad Cedric died. -sighs-

And you know, there's a reason why my Journalism teacher quotes The Onion. But maybe that's just me.
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 11:47 PM
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That's odd. Rape? I thought Harry Potter was a role model to young teens, lol. However the guy looks like he's being overly sarcastic.

I don't read the books anyway, I watch the movies, HAHA.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 01:26 AM
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"It is a beautiful moment in the book". wtf? laugh.gif That Ethan guy is weird...
But anyways, It definitely sounds like a joke. Not that I really care though, I am not an HP fan.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 02:11 AM
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That just killed harry potter for me.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 03:52 AM
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lolllllllllllllll.

no.
 
alysaphobia
post Jun 7 2007, 04:11 AM
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What a sick, masochistic lion.
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"I think it's going to be Hagrid. He's a giant and giants are aggressive.. sexually."
HAHAHAHA

All the same though... I thought The Onion was always about joking around.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 05:51 AM
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That does sound like a joke to me too ._.
I don't know you sort of can tell they're just MADE UP actors o_o;;

It wouldn't be nice for the ending on Harry Potter book to be like that...

Sets a very bad image for Harry Potter...
especially WHAT IT WILL DO TO CHILDREN TOO!!
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 06:02 AM
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really funny.
but funny things do happen in teh hp.

hahaha. i think its harry whos to be date raped.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 06:38 AM
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lol...this is a joke...There is no doubt about it.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 06:57 AM
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I'm pretty sure this is just a spoof. At least, I hope so.

Moved to Humor.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 07:39 AM
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I dont think they're serious i think this was just a joke...xD but i guess if it is...we should find out when we read the book...right? o.O xD
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 08:44 AM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif

Oh man...
This is definitely a joke.
Still funny, though.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 09:50 AM
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thats soo weird and it seems soo real... i would expect something like that in harry potter fanfiction but in the book? crazy...
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 06:18 PM
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At first I was like uh are you serious?! But i dunno it's seems pretty obvious that it's just some big joke. Look at what it says like the "breaking news" that's scrolling on the bottom. I honestly doubt J.K. would put in something like that. She wouldn't would she... ha huh.gif
 
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post Jun 11 2007, 12:50 AM
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This is so ridiculously fake. It's obvious. They got fan "actors" who can't act worth a f**king shit.
 

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