Pick up Lines Options

[AimeeLynn]

Wow, today was weird. I was walking with my friends than this guy said to me "oooh, that shake looks good." but I was holding an ice coffee and said "yeah, it taste good, too." Then after that my friend said "he wasn't talking about your drink". I was confused knowing its not a shake. Then my friend said "He was talking about your ass." hahaha.

Did that ever happen to you that you didn't know someone said pick up line and responded weird?
Do you like it when guys do that?

[SarahxJoy]

I have a friend who was in one of my classe (he's graduating this year), and they were sooo funny. He came with them right ont he spot, but I don't remember too much of them because it's been a while.

I remember earlier this year on a rainy day, some guy came into my classroom to give something to my teacher, and he was just hanging out there for a bit, talking w/ his friend. He came up to me when I was about to go outside to get a drink from the water fountain, and he said, "Wait! Don't go outside." Me: "Why..?" Him: "Because sugar melts when it gets wet."

Then I responded: "Oh, well good thing I'm diabetic," and turned to leave. I could hear behind me that my friends were laughing at him a bit, and he asked, "What's diabetic?"

I think it would have had more of a humorous impact if he knew what it was, but it was still funny either way. Dunno if that counts as an awkward response, I usually ignore pick-up lines if someone is actually trying to use one on me.

[AimeeLynn]

^ROFL
"Because sugar melts when it gets wet."

wow.

[Cujiine]

My friend was at... somehwere I forget where and she went to spit out her gum and then this guy that likes her put his hand out and caught the gum before popping it into his mouth. She was disgusted but looked at him and said, "There's no more flavor." He remarked, "I go the flavor of you." While rubbing her arm.

[Dreamers]

pick up lines have never been used on me hehehe... I probably wouldn't even know what half of em meant!

[loveylovely]

Lmao. "Sugar MELTS when it gets wet," huh? That's not technically true. Haha.

[kynacolada]

Is your daddy a baker, cuz you have some nice buns!


BAHAHAHA!

[bamababy89]

I've used this on guys before,
not neccesarily trying to pick them up,
just having a good time.

"Are those space pants?
Cause your butt is out of this world!"

I occasionally proceed to smack it.

The reaction is not so much awkward,
as either hilarious, or "bow chica wow wow"...

[NgocQuyen]

ewww i hate pick up lines! >< lol. when we first met Thuan used some on me. let's see if i can remember any. they were so lame i didn't even BOTHER to remember..haha ;) ehh i don't remember them! :\ haha. i'll have to ask him later tonight. lol. they were pretty darn lame though.

[ubeonmymind]

no wun has used a pick up line but i love this wun line:

Excuse me i dont have a library card but do u mind if i check you out?

[XRosesXAreXBlack...]

No one's ever directed any lame pick-up lines at me before, but, a boy in my Art clas last year walked up to one of my friends (a lot of guys hit on her) and actually used the line "Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them".He was being completely serious too!I was standing right there and I didn't even believe it.My friend just laughed and walked away.

[cupcakex]

The only time I can remember a guy trying to seriously use a pick up line on me, was when I was a sophomore, and he was like, "Hey Rachell, do you know Karate?" And, of course I was like, "Wtf, no". And he was all, "Ohh, cause your body is kickin'!"

The lamest thing I'd ever heard. But, I laughed.

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[fagget]

LOL Yeah, like they said this ghetto pick up line, and I didn't know it was a pick up line and I thought they were serious.
And I forgot what he said. But I'll get back to ya when I remember.

[EmoEyelinerx]

Can someone close this topic their are already TONS of topics about pickup lines.

[AimeeLynn]

^ I'm asking if you encountered by one and responded weirdly.
Read the question above.

[xBUTTMUNCHx]

HILARIOUS. OMMMMAGAHH...*GIGGLES

[concreteangel]

Today::
When I have to be at work at 10am I have to go in through a side door. So here I am buzzing the buzzer so that I can get in and this guy drives up and says that I have something on my pants. So I look behind and I cant find anything and he keeps saying that its on my pants and I look at him weird and he makes a gesture towards my behind and hes like you got alllll of that.
i was like jacka**.
I hate it when people refer to my booty like that. I am a faired skinned female and I've been told that I have a very well endowed booty for a fair skinned female. So basically I have junk in my trunk.
But I try not to flaunt it. I'm more of a sweatpants kinda girl.

[Chicago]

i rarely use pick up lines
there way too cheesy

if a girl ever used a pick up line on me,
id walk away

[EmoEyelinerx]

^ I'm asking if you encountered by one and responded weirdly.
Read the question above.

Yeah I know, their are tons of topics that ask the same thing.

[ThatMcFLYGirl]

I've never had a pickup line directed at me..thank goodness. Most of the time I'm with my family, so it would be wierd. I've had guys like whistle and hoot and crap before. The first time was when I was like in 6th grade, and this guy driving by starts screaming and calling me a hottie and my mom's like "wtf he must think you're cute"

then the most recent one was when this guy driving some village car/truck started to honk their horn and crud.

then the funniest one was when this guy was driving, and i was walking to the bus stop, and he kept driving looking at me, and he swerved into the next lane with oncoming traffic. haha.


yeah not pickup lines though. I'm too much of a "good girl" to get talken like that at. lol

[ladysovereigna]

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[fagget]

Today::
When I have to be at work at 10am I have to go in through a side door. So here I am buzzing the buzzer so that I can get in and this guy drives up and says that I have something on my pants. So I look behind and I cant find anything and he keeps saying that its on my pants and I look at him weird and he makes a gesture towards my behind and hes like you got alllll of that.
i was like jacka**.
I hate it when people refer to my booty like that. I am a faired skinned female and I've been told that I have a very well endowed booty for a fair skinned female. So basically I have junk in my trunk.
But I try not to flaunt it. I'm more of a sweatpants kinda girl.

So what you're trying to say is you're white with a booty. Okay, got it.

[cutey2kc]

haha i like this one.

Did it hurt???

...

When you fell from heaven?

it's geeky but cute lol.

[manybrokenhearts]

When a chick walks into a room, Here Comes Sunshine.
My friend did that and hes been in a relantionship for about two years.

[arghrawr]

Ha once this guy came up to me and my friend(older pedo guy, mind you, as my friend and I are clearly 14 and he was 30-ish), and asks us if he could share his sandwhich with us. "It's really big. It's huge. It needs to be shared."
We didn't get it at the time so we were like, "Um. No...we're full."