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Young Asians in America come in many forms. Below are the major categories.
Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The only groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Americans. Claim your Fobbiness! When you see your Asian friend, greet them with "Wassup Fob!" And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say "Fob please!" Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds for a fight. Ahahaha... The categories below are to be taken lightheartedly. Read, recognize and laugh. Twinkie - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Asian-American - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college - You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe SuperFob - Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged - Your only hangout is Chinatown - All the lights in your house are fluorescent - You dry your cloths outside your window - You need a haircut - You either smell like cigarettes or food Fobabee - You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken" - You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys - You have taken the Asian Studies course at college - You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger; Thousand year old egg) - If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous Gangsta Fob - You have shot another Asian - Your favorite hangout is a pool hall - When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid - Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them - You have a serious gambling problem - You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car - No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them - You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab - You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu - Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Rice-Boy - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from its original stock form - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing - You always drive like you are racing someone - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps - The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground - Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride ![]() |
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Fobulous!
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hey im fobulous!!!!
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i'm a Fobulous Tab ;)
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 ![]() |
hmmm i guess im fobulous cuz i fit in with that catagory i guess
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ACKKK im mostly an asian american. haha its SAD
things that apply to me: - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - You have few Asian friends - You think Hello Kitty is dumb - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You cannot dance You dry your cloths outside your window - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You have lots of Asian pride O YEA! haha |
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i duno if im a fob or a twinkie. i know im not a fob. i was too lazy to read the descriptions. i born in korea but i came to america when i was 3 and i speak english better then korean and i speak korean just fluently
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I'm white-washed. Damn proud too.
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![]() ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 ![]() |
Weee I'm FOBulous!
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QUOTE - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps I'm scared of them damn speed bumps!!! >_> And I dont even drive a ricer/lowered car! |
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![]() i'm susan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 ![]() |
o wow im so a fobolous! lols i guess im not a fob aka fresh off the boat haha well my parents cant speak english well but still learning...and im a reallie good dancer. u know there are lot of fobs here in america who are great dancers...some of the fobs are bit wrong...need lil correct on that lols
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![]() hi. call me linda. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 ![]() |
ha, i'm a twinkie/asian-american. i'm so white-washed....
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I'm FOBulous!
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Fobulous! Woot!
Well.. I'm not FLUENT in my language.. but I've learned some words. I'm not too sure about the dancing thing. I'm okay, but... a lil shy mabye? Edit: I love Hikki! |
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thats so...stereotypical......-_____-
but anyways, i fit most into asian american.......... but im 100% sure what my cultural idientity is [korean] and yes i kno who kangta is..... |
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wat if ur like from a few catergories? lol cause some dont apply 2 me only a few from each group.
lol i would be an asian american fobolous rice-boi. lol |
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 ![]() |
hm.. I'm fobulous. but I'm not into that "asian pride" sh!t
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I'm Fobulous! It's mostly true...except I'm not a good dancer. >_<
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<<<FOBuLoUs!!
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HAHA im none of those....but that was pretti funnie...i enjoyed it very much
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intersesting. um, i dont think i'm ne of those
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heh.. i guess fobolous
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i'm a fobulous and a little like a tab.
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![]() 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 ![]() |
Fobulous and/or Asian American.
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Fobolous. Moohahaaa
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i'm fobulous! ok, maybe a lil tab 2....
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haha.. i fit best in asian american.
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![]() <3~Tara~<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,491 ![]() |
eryone thinks they're fobolous keke but yea imma realllll FOB!! jk i guess imma fobolous too eryone on cb are fabolous for sure!!
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Fobulous baby
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That's cool... but if i had a supra... i would never dream of getting a Skyline... ever... XP haha... unless G35 counts.
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hehe
FOOOOBulas! |
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te quiero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 ![]() |
<<< hoockie fob
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![]() dizzy me up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 ![]() |
Fobulous
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lmao... this is a joke right? HAHAHA TAB :x
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![]() NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 ![]() |
hahhaha i'm a mixture of twinkie, asian-american, and fobulous =P
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damn, i'm fobulous ;X i'm so awesome i can sex myself -_-.
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haha im either twinkie or fobulous~ haha all the other types i call HONGERS! geez all the same to me. although i do have azn pride, havent discovered it till recently though
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i'm between twinkie and asian american...sorta...yep!
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I are Fobolous
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I'm none.
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i have no idea why this is funny to people...
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QUOTE(teeners__15 @ Feb 28 2005, 7:22 PM) haha im either twinkie or fobulous~ haha all the other types i call HONGERS! geez all the same to me. although i do have azn pride, havent discovered it till recently though ![]() You're the only one on cB that knows what a Honger is! It's a silly Vancouverite term. I guess I'm part Honger and mostly Fobulous. =] |
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![]() High Voltage!∞ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 ![]() |
haha my friend's fobulous haha i have to show her this...lol
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Twinkie
- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Asian-American - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college - You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe SuperFob - Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged - Your only hangout is Chinatown - All the lights in your house are fluorescent - You dry your cloths outside your window - You need a haircut - You either smell like cigarettes or food Fobabee - You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken" - You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys - You have taken the Asian Studies course at college - You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger; Thousand year old egg) - If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous Gangsta Fob - You have shot another Asian - Your favorite hangout is a pool hall - When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid - Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them - You have a serious gambling problem - You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car - No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them - You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab - You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu - Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Rice-Boy - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from its original stock form - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing - You always drive like you are racing someone - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps - The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground - Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride bleh |
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Twinkie
- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab - You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu - Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride ehh i suppose the closest thing i am is fobulous...lol |
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Fobulous + Twinkie, cuz i'm "whitewashed" according to the Fobs and Tabs. =]
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Haha, that's racist, but funny.
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uh ...... asian-american ..
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![]() hi, my name is brianna! =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 ![]() |
Someone please move this to 'Humor'. :)
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*salcha* |
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hey! i just saw this on my guy friend's xanga like...yesterday.
ohw ell, haha i found it amusing., |
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#52
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Yes, I am Fobulous.
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*Programmer* |
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Fobolous
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#54
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![]() say maydayism. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 ![]() |
Fobulous!
Though I'm no expert in HTML skills. O_o Fabulous Oriental Being... haha. |
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#55
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![]() Not Everybody can say their 50% Viet like I can ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,703 ![]() |
wow i guess i'm white-american but i am not an outcast... asians dont treat me as white... I still eat all the same crap they do and speak the language... Wow you lowered my self-esteem so badly
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*wind&fire* |
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#56
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wow.. not like we need more discrimination
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#57
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![]() Not Everybody can say their 50% Viet like I can ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,703 ![]() |
I ment Asian American... Sorry..
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#58
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![]() what do you think it says....if so obvious. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 ![]() |
Fobolous/Asian-American ......im getting sick and tired of the GanGsta Fobs, thry think there keepin it real.....please........."yo wassupz Mangzz"
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#59
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![]() Why is life such a burden? ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,737 ![]() |
Fobulous is what i is...AZN PRIDE!
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#60
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![]() Its the eyes. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,519 ![]() |
Fobolous
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#61
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RaWr! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 ![]() |
Bit of everything >.<
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#62
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![]() insanitys contagious. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 ![]() |
im none of the above because im not asian =D
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#63
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FINALLY! i finally know what a FOB is. always wondered but, didnt want to ask. i mean hey..i dont know any asians around here...
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#64
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LOLS. im between a Fobulous and/or asian american. I dont ho around shouting AZNPRYDE! though..
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#65
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![]() ._.'' t e a ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 130 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,064 ![]() |
Hell yah! I'm FOBULOUS but...minus the good dancing..cant dance for shit... ![]() |
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#66
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fobulous tab!
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#67
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i do not think i fit in any of those stereotypes.
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#68
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![]() Ah, mon Dieu ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 ![]() |
i'm fobulous, with a mix of tab... and hint of twinkiness.
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#69
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im fobulous..(sp?)but i cant dance...>__<
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#70
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![]() my name is tiffany ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,213 ![]() |
Fobulous.. puahhahahas! >;]
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#71
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fobulous/fob....
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#72
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![]() aNNa BaNaNa >.< ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244 ![]() |
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#73
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yay azn pyde
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#74
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![]() PHIL ½ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,663 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,982 ![]() |
haha im Fobulous with less pride! sorry for bringing an old topic back
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#75
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Heeey what about the wannabe Fobs?
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#76
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I'm Fobulous
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#77
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I'm a 'mixture' ;o
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - You have lots of Asian pride - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You like dim sum chicken feet - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been |
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#78
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![]() You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 ![]() |
haha i'm a mix of fobolous, asian american, fobabee and fob
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im white. hehe.
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#80
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Fobulous
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language not perfectly fluent in english however. - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends i don't think i am any non-asian friends since most of the school is considered of asians - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music lol yea! - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture yes i am - You are a good dancer hell no! i suck at it - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race well sometimes however - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills i could describe as above average, i am not a genius in it - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being eh no it's fresh off the boat - You have lots of Asian pride i am not proud and not ashamed of it. this one fits me the most...i am a mixture of all these fob categories. |
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#81
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,657 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,493 ![]() |
i'm fobolous, cept for the dancing and superior html skills
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#82
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Fobulous Tab
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#83
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![]() Hah! Its funny cause its true... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 ![]() |
I don't fit because I am not Asian.
But thank you SO much for that. My korean friend kept talking about if she should be a twinkie or a fob and I had no idea what she was talking about! |
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#85
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haahahaa...ermm...interesting...i guess im a fobulous minus the superior html skills and dancingg
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#86
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![]() im addicted to my car<3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 635 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,236 ![]() |
Tab.
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#87
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fabulous! yeaya! haha
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#88
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![]() mosh. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,841 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,114 ![]() |
I'm a twinkie. Sorta. I know what bubble tea is, and it is impossible to NOT know what Sanrio is! haha!
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#89
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![]() atleast pretend to care? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 262 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,176 ![]() |
Fobulous && a lil Tab <33
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#90
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Old... Im a gangster fob... And I talk mad shit to peoples cars and not have one xD... I can be super fob when it comes to music and hair and the lights
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![]() I'm just a little bit crazy... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 ![]() |
QUOTE(azndragn @ Jun 13 2004, 4:47 PM) Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride ![]() That be me. |
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#92
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![]() Residential Crazy Child ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 ![]() |
Dude...I'm from Guyana...I know nothing about this "fob" you speak of....(and do Indians count here? They never seem to anymore )
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#93
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to hell with you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 ![]() |
im TAb. crap.
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#94
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![]() Nobody Knows Your Heart. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 388 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,906 ![]() |
AHAHAHA. i'm like a mix of most. so therefore, i do not belong in one catagory ;)
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#95
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![]() uhhhh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 641 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,170 ![]() |
fobulous
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#96
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QUOTE(azndragn @ Jun 13 2004, 5:47 PM) Asian-American - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college - You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below : sadly that suonds liek me they are all right rexcpet for the bubble tea one. i love boba. (i think that another thinkg in there should be that you dont do well in school or you do but aren't street smart) (or maybe that your bad at math) |
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FOBULOUS :] yay <3
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#98
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woot! i fit most into fobulous.
but, uhm, sometimes i wish i wasn't asian. we're always talked about...in a negative demeaning way. and i can tell you: it's not appreciated. ever. i also have a feeling this doesn't apply to indians much. for example, Bubble Tea? what? |
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![]() What a hypocrite. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 ![]() |
Hehe. This is kind of amusing. I see these types of Asian girls ALL the time at this one fob mall </3 And I'm a viet.
Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend |
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#100
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![]() reluctantly gazing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,555 ![]() |
i'm asian-american, slightly fobulous? but mainly asian-american. im not embarassed about it either, though.
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