Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to counsel fat kids |
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 May 13 2007, 03:35 AM
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-Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to counsel fat kids
 A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life. "They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp." Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They're gonna spend the whole time pointing and laughing and going, "Jesus, they're so fat!" And then Nicole Richie will say, "Oh my God, Paris, they can hear you." |
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May 13 2007, 05:45 AM
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imma go visit them, they're so hot ph my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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May 13 2007, 05:58 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
This reeks strongly of upcoming catastrophe. |
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| *Monochrome.* |
May 13 2007, 09:52 AM
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What kind of a-hole would do that to these poor campers.
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May 13 2007, 10:00 AM
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Well good luck for those kids.
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May 13 2007, 01:57 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
I LOL'd.
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May 13 2007, 04:56 PM
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 ALLISON Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,372 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 310,259 |
friends friends again : nicole and paris
 I bet the campers are going to get pissed and start throwing french fries at them |
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May 14 2007, 04:45 AM
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Well not no more she aint! Unless they're going to be bringing those kids around to the jail cells.
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May 15 2007, 12:40 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
QUOTE(iorkara @ May 13 2007, 4:35 AM)  A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life. "They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp." Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. They're gonna spend the whole time pointing and laughing and going, "Jesus, they're so fat!" And then Nicole Richie will say, "Oh my God, Paris, they can hear you." hahahaha good luck to those kids. They will probably go home crying their eyesa out! |
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May 15 2007, 01:01 PM
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They would probably tell them not to eat at all and anorexic is the way to be.
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| *StanleyThePanda* |
May 15 2007, 01:30 PM
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QUOTE(hixfive @ May 13 2007, 5:56 PM) friends friends again : nicole and paris I bet the campers are going to get pissed and start throwing french fries at them haha throwing french fries would be funnnyyy.. Dude, thats ridiculous... How are they going to counsel fat kids? They are the ones who need counseling for anorexia. |
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May 15 2007, 02:19 PM
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Maybe Nicole will get inspired and put on a few pounds
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| *stephinika* |
May 15 2007, 04:15 PM
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Oh my...why is this show still going on, why!?
 And yeah, since when were they friends again??
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May 15 2007, 08:25 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
For some reason, reading that made me really wanna take a shit.
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May 15 2007, 08:27 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
I'M SO CONFUSED. What are they going to teach? How to like, not eat and shop?
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| *JoanOfArc* |
May 15 2007, 08:29 PM
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I have to watch this. Oh man, I wonder what they'd do. I can almost guarantee one of them would say something about the weight of the campers.
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| *Mercy* |
May 15 2007, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(Ma Ass is WOW @ May 16 2007, 1:25 AM) For some reason, reading that made me really wanna take a shit. If you take a shit now you lose 10 pounds. |
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May 16 2007, 05:57 PM
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ALLISON Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,372 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 310,259 |
^ HAHA
they'll probably dress them up too and make them look like whores |
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May 16 2007, 08:25 PM
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 what do you think it says....if so obvious. Group: Member Posts: 1,838 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,420 |
im pretty sure they will be great mentors for obese people .
hate it or love it they will help . |
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May 16 2007, 08:48 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
Quit quoting from The Superficial
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May 17 2007, 03:40 AM
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ohh suzanne! comic genious! that really made me laugh..
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| *Duchess_of_Dork* |
May 17 2007, 05:49 AM
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How inspirational.
 WTF? 
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| *Mercy* |
May 17 2007, 08:09 AM
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"Yeah,i droped dress size. All becasue of paris hilton's counseling."
 Time for therapy.. Reading this litteraly made me lose a dress size as I darted out of my chair and started running,yelling,and swearing along with rolling on the floor with my legs up in the air and jerking really fast like i was dying of a heart attack. ^Good weight loss plan. |
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May 17 2007, 08:11 AM
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el oh els
it'll just be the simple life all over again :) |
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