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My balls left me :( :(
WildGriffin
post Jun 12 2004, 08:21 PM
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Omg i'm so sad and need someone to hold me through these tough times. cry.gif

Earlier today, I was in a bit of a hurry and really had to poo. So I slammed by ass onto my toilet, and pushed till my face went red...then felt something weird in between my legs. Soon after, I heard a little "thump" in the toilet bowl...then another. I got up to check my work...but noticed something.

MY SCROTUM WAS DEFLATTED!!!

Omg my own balls left me. cry.gif

Oh gawd how I miss them. I couldn't stand the site of them outside of me in the toilet so I flushed them...and now i regret it :(

Here's a picture I drew shortly after in loving memory:
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 08:22 PM
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god speed, lil' ballies.

*moment of silence*
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 08:23 PM
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awww are you okay?
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post Jun 12 2004, 08:24 PM
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may they rest in the toilet... in peace.
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 08:25 PM
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aww...sweetie yoru so funny! *hugs*
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 08:36 PM
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did that really happen? wow if it did i am so sorry for you ermm.gif

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post Jun 12 2004, 09:00 PM
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woah im sooo srry that happend to u n ur balls
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 09:31 PM
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Are you serious .. I didn't think those things happened .. huh.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 09:41 PM
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Um...whoa...
That's bad.
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 09:52 PM
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oo im very sorry to hear that... hope you'll feel better! flowers.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 09:57 PM
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*CRIES* HYSTERICALLY ME AND HIS BALLS WERE CLOSE I'll NEVER FORGET YOU!
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post Jun 12 2004, 11:10 PM
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*let us have a moment of silence for your balls*
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 08:53 AM
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wtf? Are you sniffing something? lol. I don't think it's possible "for your balls to LEAVE YOU" when you're trying to poopie. hehe.

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post Jun 13 2004, 08:58 AM
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eeeeeeek.......... wacko.gif blink.gif
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 02:57 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha..*moment of silence fo his balls*
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 03:06 PM
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ugh? don't they come back like asap?
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 03:22 PM
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LMFAO!! you dork! i hope you didn't flush the toilet wink.gif
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 03:24 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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post Jun 13 2004, 03:27 PM
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*hugggg* hug.gif things will get better
RIP wildgriffin's balls
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 04:33 PM
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lOL ur hilarious steven!! haha newais thats sad that ur balls left u lols "sweat drop down in my balls" i think thats how it goes? lols
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:04 PM
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haha lmao thats hilarious lol
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:08 PM
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wow...good for you..
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:12 PM
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That's hilarious. Loosing your balls while taking a crap. Man oh man! laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:19 PM
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Tsk tsk. How could you be so irresponsible like that, young man? stubborn.gif I'm ashamed of you - you let your own balls down. I'm sure you've done other stupid things that made them more the merrier to leave you! hammer.gif
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:20 PM
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ok, thats funny, but kinda weird...
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 07:51 PM
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post Jun 13 2004, 08:53 PM
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aww..sowee to hear that..lol kinda spooky
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 12 2004, 8:21 PM)
Omg i'm so sad and need someone to hold me through these tough times. cry.gif

Earlier today, I was in a bit of a hurry and really had to poo. So I slammed by ass onto my toilet, and pushed till my face went red...then felt something weird in between my legs. Soon after, I heard a little "thump" in the toilet bowl...then another. I got up to check my work...but noticed something.

MY SCROTUM WAS DEFLATTED!!!

Omg my own balls left me. cry.gif

Oh gawd how I miss them. I couldn't stand the site of them outside of me in the toilet so I flushed them...and now i regret it :(

Here's a picture I drew shortly after in loving memory:

okay NOT FAIR!! i got my nice little EDUCATIONAL link deleted, but you get to talk about how your balls fell out of your sack when you were taking a shit.
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 10:57 PM
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Wow...maybe you should write a story dedicated to your balls. Pwhahaha!
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 11:11 PM
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well, the doctor found your balls in my stomach


you can see how they are missing a ballsack
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post Jun 13 2004, 11:31 PM
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That's one of the most disturbing yet funny things I've heard in a while...um I hope everything is okay, lol
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 12:11 AM
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well, the doctor found your balls in my stomach


you can see how they are missing a ballsack

Wait, so you ate my balls???


...give em' back meanie. stubborn.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 12:13 AM
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QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 14 2004, 12:11 AM)
Wait, so you ate my balls???


...give em' back meanie. stubborn.gif

yes i ate your balls but they didn't taste as good as Jose's balls
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 01:16 AM
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i was about to laugh. but i was way too shocked ohmy.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:19 AM
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hmmm .. very interesting post .. what is this doing in relationships though may i ask? .. did you have an EXTRA special relationship or bond with them? .. i'm sorry for your loss .. may your balls rest in peace ..
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 04:49 PM
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dont they grow bac...lol blink.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:30 PM
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i always knew you didn't have any balls steven, how could you lose them if you never had them?
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:41 PM
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It's alright. I have spare one's I can share with you. hug.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 11:27 PM
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=( no fair i wanted to grow balls =( why wont u spare me some :D haha jk
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 11:29 PM
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=( no fair i wanted to grow balls =( why wont u spare me some :D haha jk

Sure. There are plenty to go around. shifty.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 11:39 PM
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This is a, erm, strange topic. blink.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 02:00 AM
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QUOTE(ichiban @ Jun 14 2004, 11:39 PM)
This is a, erm, strange topic. blink.gif

rofl!! yup yup
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 02:04 AM
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I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that....

Oh btw, may your balls rest in peace...
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 02:54 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 14 2004, 11:29 PM)
Sure. There are plenty to go around. shifty.gif

can i have 4? just in case i lose the first 2?
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 03:06 AM
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tboltzbabe.. that's just.. messed up. please don't talk about eating anyone's balls especially when he's taking a shit and flushes it down the toilet and you find it in your asian food.
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 08:09 PM
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o_O is dat possible?? but ballies RIP.
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 01:06 AM
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Whoa, who revived this topic?
*cough* Closing this now...

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