Things we don't want to hear, ... in a relationship, after sex, etc. |
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 Apr 26 2007, 09:58 PM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 472 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 467,840  |
Hm... I was reading an old issue of Cosmopolitan and it had a list of stupid things guys sometimes say after sex, and it got me thinking...
What are some of the things you NEVER want to hear in a relationship, or before/during/after sex, etc? Off the top of my head: In a relationship: "We need to talk..." "I think I'm pregnant..." "I'm so sorry, but last night when you thought I was at [insert place], I was really out with [insert name] doing [insert late-night activity]." "Wait, you thought we were exclusive?..." After sex: "What's your name again?" "Oh shit, the condom broke..." and what I read from cosmo: "Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked." Add on? |
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Apr 26 2007, 10:28 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
"Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked." LMAO. holy shiiet! i mean, if i was the girl, i would be offended. but hearing it... it's mad funny. um. i can't think of any besides from "i want to break up" (in a relationship) and "i've had better" (after sex). |
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Apr 27 2007, 08:37 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 183 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 432,493 |
Didn't Jim Carrey say that to a law partner in the movie Liar Liar? I just watched it and then seing that made me remember.
While in a relationship: "You know what? Earlier today this girl asked me out, and she was HOTT!" |
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Apr 27 2007, 08:42 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
- "Can I kiss you?" Some girls think it's sweet, but bleghh, I think it's kind of corny and it ruins the mood. - "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you." - "I have ____ ... and I think I've given it to you, too." (STD) - "We have to talk" is definitely the worst one of all, though. No good news can follow a "We gotta talk". :( |
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Apr 27 2007, 03:41 PM
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 we go a-drowning Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725 |
lol... ooo. i just thought one up!
after sex the guy says "gee, it looked more fun on the internet." ouch. 
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Apr 27 2007, 05:23 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
"You were o-kay.." in a disappointed-ish tone.
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Apr 27 2007, 07:34 PM
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after sex if a guy strts talking about some girl in one of his classes..
that happened to my friend before |
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Apr 27 2007, 08:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 558 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,872 |
QUOTE(&/degradanca. @ Apr 27 2007, 9:42 AM)  - "Can I kiss you?" Some girls think it's sweet, but bleghh, I think it's kind of corny and it ruins the mood. - "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you." - "I have ____ ... and I think I've given it to you, too." (STD) - "We have to talk" is definitely the worst one of all, though. No good news can follow a "We gotta talk". :( - "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you."  I've gotten that one. felt pretty damn used.
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May 1 2007, 09:40 PM
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 omfg, rtfql. Group: Member Posts: 649 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,564 |
How about during sex?
"Is it in yet?" "Wow, your best friend is hot." "Yeah, I'm leaving you for ____.. But, if she doesn't want me, I'll go back to you, k?" |
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