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 Jun 12 2004, 12:08 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05  Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851  |
Women say ... - But they mean ...
Yes! - No! No! - Yes! We have to ... - I want ... ! It`s your own choice - The right decision should be standing clear for you by now! Do whatever you want - You`ll have to pay for this later We have to talk about something - I`m going to complain about something Yeah yeah,just do it - Just don`t do it!! No, I`m not mad - Hell yeah I`m mad, you jerk! You`re so macho - You smell like a pig and need a shower This kitchen is so inconvenient - I want a new house! We need new curtains - I want new curtains, furnitures, wallpaper ... and a new kitchen! I`ll be ready in a minute! - Take off your shoes, lay down in the couch and turn on the TV. Do you think my butt is too big? - Tell me,I`m pretty We have to communicate! - Just agree with me Did you even listen to me? - Too late ... You`re out Men say ... - But they mean ... I`m hungry - I`m hungry I`m tired - I`m tired I`m thirsty - I`m thirsty You wanna go see a movie? - I wanna have sex with you You wanna go out for dinner? - I wanna have sex with you CanI call you? - I wanna have sex with you Nice dress! = Great body! - I wanna have sexwith you You looka bit tense... You want amassage? - I wanna havesex with you What`s wrong? - Why do you make such a big deal about it? I`m bored - You wanna have sex? I love you - Let`s have sex I love you too - Ok I said it, can we have sex now? Yeah, I like your new hair - I liked it better before... Let`s have sex Let`s sit down and talk - I`ll pretend to be profundity, then you`ll maybehave sex with me later (When shopping) No the other one is prettier... - Just choose the freaking dress so we can get home and have sex! I don`t really think that shirt matches your skirt! - I`m gay |
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Jun 12 2004, 12:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahahahahha thats awesome! =D
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Jun 12 2004, 12:15 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
I thought it was...
"sex sex sex sex sex.." "love love love love love.." Like the commercial! 
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Jun 12 2004, 12:29 PM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
QUOTE(lilangelgurlpnai @ Jun 12 2004, 1:15 PM) I thought it was... "sex sex sex sex sex.." "love love love love love.." Like the commercial! hahaha kinda... your new avater is freaky >______<" |
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Jun 12 2004, 12:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 484 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,700 |
i think i saw that before, but it's still funny.
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Jun 12 2004, 02:45 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lolz the men's one is funni
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Jun 12 2004, 02:46 PM
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 hey hott pants. Group: Member Posts: 161 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,069 |
i've gotten that in an email.
it was funny. +++ 
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Jun 12 2004, 03:37 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
haha oo soo very true!!! the guy one was freakin hilarious!!!!!
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Jun 12 2004, 03:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
haha, thats pretty funny
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Jun 12 2004, 03:59 PM
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lol. That's pretty funny.
QUOTE I thought it was... "sex sex sex sex sex.." "love love love love love.." Like the commercial! Yeah, pretty much. Sexsex. - Moved to Interests>Humor - - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Jun 12 2004, 04:12 PM
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 *aSh* =] Group: Member Posts: 2,075 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,101 |
hahah ive read that b4! so funny!
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Jun 12 2004, 04:21 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Puh-lease. I say sex sex sex sometimes
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Jun 13 2004, 02:43 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
haha i seen that before..funnie stuff..
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Jun 13 2004, 02:49 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah. So that's what he was thinking!
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Jun 13 2004, 08:25 PM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
QUOTE(x3_kelly @ Jun 13 2004, 3:49 PM) hahah. So that's what he was thinking! lol.hahaha yeah basically ;) |
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Jun 13 2004, 08:55 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
you are pretty funny - your not funny, lets just have sex now
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Jun 14 2004, 06:43 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
Ha - ha i saw this in an email. seems true in a way.... makes me question them more.
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Jun 14 2004, 07:30 PM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
omg im smileing really hard right now lol i think the men thing is partially true but not all of it..
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Jun 14 2004, 10:40 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao what women say is true lols 99% true at all times
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Jun 15 2004, 12:59 AM
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 you're lovely. :] Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,222 |
hrmm is sex what guys think about all the time??? anyways.. thats funny!! =]
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Jun 15 2004, 01:02 AM
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Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
yeah men think about sex every 7 seconds ;) hahahaha
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Jun 15 2004, 01:03 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
I don`t really think that shirt matches your skirt! - I`m gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...very funny 
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Jun 15 2004, 07:00 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL! Nice one. I like the last one too.
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