Mommy, where do babies come from?, good times good times. Options

[*My Cinderella.*]

So let's rewind to the time where we were all wondering the same questions. When you were little, how did you think babies were made? Try to keep this PG - 13.

As for me, I thought that when two people got married and they kissed, the girl would get pregnant and then when the baby was big enough, she'd poop it out.

[*My Cinderella.*]

I thought sex was a cake.

[Simba]

not sure. i thought they just popped outta the moms belly.
i thought sex was rolling around in a blanket. like rolling down the room.

That's what you get from watching Titanic.

[jennaaa]

I don't really know, but I thought they just popped out of no where.
I thought sex was where you just lay in the dark under a blanket until morning.

[lalalaLANUH]

My mom has been having sex talks with me for a while now. Since before I can talk. She like...drew diagrams too. And told me I had to wait for the right person otherwise I'd get infected and it would itch and burn *down there*.
SO YEAH-i've always known >.<

[breakingdawn]

I believed in the stork. Hahaha.

[calijade3]

My mother is a nurse.
I was never allowed to be uneducated and naive in these matters.
Unfortunately...

[HakunaMatata]

For months, I was afraid when I looked at a boy and went to the bathroom for a number two.

Come to think of it, though, I can't remember when I figured out how babies were made. Definitely before sex ed 6th grade but....then when?

DID YOU KNOW THE BIRDS AND THE BEES STORY ISN'T REALLY A STORY?!?!?

...I didn't until like, last year.

[Jeng]

Uhm lets see, I remember many times I was sleeping in my room, and my bed shaking, yeah my mom and dad, I'm like wtf, but didn't tell them I was awake, and I was laying on the other side with my back on them, awkward!!!!
I thought they would pop out of nowhere when the belly was huge
and when a mom and dad kissed.

[tokyo-rose]

I'm not really sure where I thought babies came from when I was a kid. Oh, I thought they came out of women's belly buttons.

[Mulder]

i thought you would wish really hard and a baby would pop into the mother's stomach.

[bigitchbay]

I'm not really sure where I thought babies came from when I was a kid. Oh, I thought they came out of women's belly buttons.

Me too. I thought that was the use for the belly button. xD

[Jinny]

when i was little, i didn't even know that babies came from sex
(well, don't blame me, i was little)
i just thought babies came randomly from my moms stomach. and i thought that the doctors cut my moms stomach open with a knife or w/e they use and they pulled the baby out

[michellerrific]

I don't actually recall. I think they just came out of nowhere out of your mom.

[tokyo-rose]

i just thought babies came randomly from my moms stomach. and i thought that the doctors cut my moms stomach open with a knife or w/e they use and they pulled the baby out

Lol, well that's not entirely off. Close enough to a Cesarean section.

[SimplicityGirl]

I don't know. My Mom told me she asked God to give her the babies and He said yes. She said you needed to be good and ask Him politely. I thought that babies somehow gets "popped" into the Mommy's tummies when God grants them their wish and after a while, when the Mom's belly couldn't hold the baby anymore, she'd poop it out.

I knew that sex involved a man and a woman naked on a bed...I thought they just slept naked...and I never linked sex with babies before sex ed..

[multifaceted]

I never really gave it much thought when I was little. I can't remember.

[*WHIMSICAL 0NE*]

I thought sex was when he just put "it" in the girl once and that was that... and then babies came out. LOL. Nowadays, that's what women call unsatisfied.

[*Monochrome.*]

When I was a "Lady" and started bleeding out of my lady place.

Stupid mum trying to scare me...

[*suddenly she*]

I've never heard the birds and the bees story.

Anyway, I thought parents bought kits from KMart and assembled little growing children at home.
calvin and hobbes ;)

Jaykay. I read biology/health books as a kid and... well... you know. I was a messed up kid. My parents would never answer the simplest questions so eventually I was just like... I'm going to do it myself.

[datass]

Dang.

I knew all along how women get pregnant, about the penises and vaginas.

So basically, my mom gave me this encyclopedia. And there was this page on reproduction and a diagram of a penis inside a vagina, and diagrams of sperms and where they go to. So I picked up the book and asked my mom what they were and she showed me more diagrams and yeah. There goes my innocence...and I was only four

[alysaphobia]

basically i just thought there had to be a mommy and a daddy, and then if they wanted a baby it'd just pop out of the air or something.

[synthase]

hmm..I don't think I ever thought of it, or maybe I dont remember..
but I always thought sex was under the blankets (only in the bed)

[tokyo-rose]

basically i just thought there had to be a mommy and a daddy, and then if they wanted a baby it'd just pop out of the air or something.

Rofl, spontaneous baby generation? That's so cute. If only things could actually be that easy. I'm scared of childbirth. ._.

[Simba]

^ Heh, like respawning.

[Stefanny]

I thought sex was the same thing as making out.
So yeah, and after that, the baby would grow in the tummy and the doctors would pull it out. Like literally, pull it out.

[ravenwings]

I knew they came out of my mom but I just never bothered to dig deeper into that

[kimmytree]

When I was a "Lady" and started bleeding out of my lady place.

Stupid mum trying to scare me...

That's what I thought!

I remember when I was like 10, I was so scared to be a teenager... fearing it would happen.