Mommy, where do babies come from?, good times good times. |
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| *My Cinderella.* |
 Apr 5 2007, 10:55 AM
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So let's rewind to the time where we were all wondering the same questions. When you were little, how did you think babies were made? Try to keep this PG - 13.
 As for me, I thought that when two people got married and they kissed, the girl would get pregnant and then when the baby was big enough, she'd poop it out. 
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Apr 5 2007, 11:16 AM
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I thought sex was a cake.
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Apr 5 2007, 11:16 AM
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QUOTE(xlinh @ Apr 5 2007, 12:06 PM)  not sure. i thought they just popped outta the moms belly. That's what you get from watching Titanic. i thought sex was rolling around in a blanket. like rolling down the room. 
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Apr 5 2007, 12:31 PM
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I don't really know, but I thought they just popped out of no where.
I thought sex was where you just lay in the dark under a blanket until morning. |
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Apr 5 2007, 12:33 PM
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 peace&love, earth flower Group: Member Posts: 651 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 398,938 |
My mom has been having sex talks with me for a while now. Since before I can talk. She like...drew diagrams too. And told me I had to wait for the right person otherwise I'd get infected and it would itch and burn *down there*.
SO YEAH-i've always known >.< |
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Apr 5 2007, 02:35 PM
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 Lauren :D Group: Member Posts: 2,105 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,997 |
I believed in the stork. Hahaha.
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Apr 5 2007, 02:45 PM
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 ninja wha? Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 514,667 |
My mother is a nurse.
I was never allowed to be uneducated and naive in these matters. Unfortunately... |
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Apr 5 2007, 03:00 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
For months, I was afraid when I looked at a boy and went to the bathroom for a number two.
Come to think of it, though, I can't remember when I figured out how babies were made. Definitely before sex ed 6th grade but....then when? DID YOU KNOW THE BIRDS AND THE BEES STORY ISN'T REALLY A STORY?!?!? ...I didn't until like, last year. 
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Apr 5 2007, 03:24 PM
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Uhm lets see, I remember many times I was sleeping in my room, and my bed shaking, yeah my mom and dad, I'm like wtf, but didn't tell them I was awake, and I was laying on the other side with my back on them, awkward!!!!
I thought they would pop out of nowhere when the belly was huge and when a mom and dad kissed. |
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Apr 5 2007, 03:58 PM
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I'm not really sure where I thought babies came from when I was a kid. Oh, I thought they came out of women's belly buttons.
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Apr 5 2007, 04:48 PM
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i thought you would wish really hard and a baby would pop into the mother's stomach.
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Apr 5 2007, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(Wo0yaPo0ya @ Apr 5 2007, 1:58 PM) I'm not really sure where I thought babies came from when I was a kid. Oh, I thought they came out of women's belly buttons. Me too. I thought that was the use for the belly button. xD |
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Apr 5 2007, 09:01 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
when i was little, i didn't even know that babies came from sex
 (well, don't blame me, i was little) i just thought babies came randomly from my moms stomach. and i thought that the doctors cut my moms stomach open with a knife or w/e they use and they pulled the baby out
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Apr 5 2007, 09:04 PM
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I don't actually recall. I think they just came out of nowhere out of your mom.
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Apr 5 2007, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(Jinny @ Apr 5 2007, 10:01 PM) i just thought babies came randomly from my moms stomach. and i thought that the doctors cut my moms stomach open with a knife or w/e they use and they pulled the baby out Lol, well that's not entirely off. Close enough to a Cesarean section.
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Apr 5 2007, 11:10 PM
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I don't know. My Mom told me she asked God to give her the babies and He said yes. She said you needed to be good and ask Him politely. I thought that babies somehow gets "popped" into the Mommy's tummies when God grants them their wish and after a while, when the Mom's belly couldn't hold the baby anymore, she'd poop it out.
I knew that sex involved a man and a woman naked on a bed...I thought they just slept naked...and I never linked sex with babies before sex ed.. |
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Apr 5 2007, 11:13 PM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
I never really gave it much thought when I was little. I can't remember.
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Apr 5 2007, 11:42 PM
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I thought sex was when he just put "it" in the girl once and that was that... and then babies came out. LOL. Nowadays, that's what women call unsatisfied.
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Apr 5 2007, 11:45 PM
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When I was a "Lady" and started bleeding out of my lady place.
Stupid mum trying to scare me... 
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Apr 5 2007, 11:52 PM
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I've never heard the birds and the bees story.
Anyway, I thought parents bought kits from KMart and assembled little growing children at home. calvin and hobbes ;) Jaykay. I read biology/health books as a kid and... well... you know. I was a messed up kid. My parents would never answer the simplest questions so eventually I was just like... I'm going to do it myself. |
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Apr 5 2007, 11:57 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
Dang.
I knew all along how women get pregnant, about the penises and vaginas. So basically, my mom gave me this encyclopedia. And there was this page on reproduction and a diagram of a penis inside a vagina, and diagrams of sperms and where they go to. So I picked up the book and asked my mom what they were and she showed me more diagrams and yeah. There goes my innocence...and I was only four
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Apr 6 2007, 02:00 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
basically i just thought there had to be a mommy and a daddy, and then if they wanted a baby it'd just pop out of the air or something.
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Apr 6 2007, 09:37 AM
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 ALLISON Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,372 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 310,259 |
hmm..I don't think I ever thought of it, or maybe I dont remember..
but I always thought sex was under the blankets (only in the bed)
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Apr 6 2007, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE(&/degradanca. @ Apr 6 2007, 3:00 AM) basically i just thought there had to be a mommy and a daddy, and then if they wanted a baby it'd just pop out of the air or something. Rofl, spontaneous baby generation? That's so cute. If only things could actually be that easy. I'm scared of childbirth. ._. |
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Apr 6 2007, 07:50 PM
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^ Heh, like respawning.
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