SMART TALL GUY, LOOKING FOR WOMEN Options

[babbbyycakes]

I do not smoke, I am lots of fun. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics, also well read and intellegent.I have a car, a job, all of my teeth, and I shower everyday.

I'm looking for a women who makes enough money to support me in my old age. She must have lots of energy when she comes home from work because I need a woman who can bring home the bacon AND fry it too! lol
She needs to be latin or black, 16 years old, a minimum of 5'4, under 140lbs, possess a bachelors degree or equvalent, and traveled to at LEAST 2 different countries. Mexico and Canada do not count!!!! Also a woman that is well cultured, who can cook, likes to dance/sing/play an instrument are important factors.

Old and Married, engaged, underage, and ESPECIALLY women that weigh more than me need not apply. I'm not looking for friends....I have enough friends that I can barely keep up with. I'm not looking for pen pals here....Potential lovers only!
I will only date women that possess a good personality, because looks are the result only of good fortune and much like a carton of milk......... have an expiration date. I'm also up to my ass with dumb attractive women with big boobs....those things are nice but when I last checked you all have them and more than 50% of the time they are fake!!!! I'd rather date a woman with substance that took her some effort to achieve then a hot girl with bolt on parts and no personality. If I wanted a set of plastic bags I'd go to the supermarket.

Important note
If you're a woman with a screwed up self image, have major daddy issues, stay the HELL away! I'm not a therapist so I do not provide emotional charity work ...... nor do I work in an airport..... so carry your own damn baggage.

FEW RULES:
1) If you call yourself a B!tch or a Princess in your profile thank you for the warning! Next in line please.

2) If you're looking for a "Nice guy" then you're reading the wrong profile. Nice guys = boring . I'm not a nice guy by any stretch of the imagination.

3) If you haven't read a book in the past year I'm not interested. Moreover reading People, Cosmo, and the National Enquirer weekly does not constitute being well read, go get a library card, they gave one to niggas, they'll give one to you too.

4) If you are a golddigger... you're digging in the wrong place.

Thanks for playing!

One last important note:

I will not waste my time and energy with women that do not meet my standards, moreover I will NOT settle for anything less than what I desire and deserve.
On a final note I will NOT apologize for having high standards.

*******If you find my profile offensive or crude... read through it again and realize that you are angry because you didn't meet my standards. Never fear... someone else will buy you things, seek your approval, and kiss your ass.... just not me. I am VERY different. **********

First Date
Lets meet for a quick drink, that way in case your a complete nut bag I can run away.

MY PICTURE

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