EWWW HE TOUCHED IT! Options

[HakunaMatata]

Imagine being in a classroom and someone opens up a box. Suddenly, a huge cockaroach jumps out and starts scurrying around.

Imagine waking up at night, going to the kitchen, turning on the light, and right there is a huge cockaroach.

How do you react?

[Stefanny]

Run upstairs and wake my dad to kill it.

I'm not easily grossed out by bugs or anything, lol.

[SarahxJoy]

OMFG, I HATE F*CKING COCKROACHES!!

Seriously, it's what I hate the most. Cockroaches. hafuda;gha bad experiences.
I freak out really really badly. No joke.

I scream, jump, squirm, run away, throw whatever at it, etc.
It's pretty pathetic. Any other type of insect or whatever else doesn't bother me, but I HATE cockroaches.

[*Monochrome.*]

SCREAM AND GGGETTT MY. BOYFRIEND.
and then scream some more.

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

I'd be extremely scared and run as far as possible.

But y'know, cockroaches are really clean. Even cleaner than humans. It's just that I'm scared of crawling things.

[*baby cakes*]

Imagine being in a classroom and someone opens up a box. Suddenly, a huge cockaroach jumps out and starts scurrying around.

Imagine waking up at night, going to the kitchen, turning on the light, and right there is a huge cockaroach.

How do you react?

I wouldn't care because, well.... cockroaches don't scare me.

I would probably kill it, because I don't want so much bugs in the kitchen where I make my FOOD.

[xhidethedetails]

Ew I hate bugs..I dont care what kind of bug it is I hate them all. I'd get someone to kill it for me.

[smoke]

Yeah, I don't know why, but they are the one bug that really grosses me out. Spiders are awesome, but roaches? Um, nah, I'll pass, lol.

I'd just be like "@!&#!" And grab a shoe or something a squish it.

[Jinny]

i'd grab the nearest thing and throw it at the cockroach

[voguelove]

i usually scream/ actually, its kinda funny....my reflexes are so slow. so, i wouldnt scream until a second or so later.

[Smoogrish]

I grab my Calculus textbook and drop it on the cockroach. I've never found one in my house, but I don't think I'd freak out. -shrugs- Bugs are bugs.

[datass]

OMG I HATE COCKROACHES!!!
Especially flying cockroaches
I'll probably run away screaming and wait till it moves away.

[Gypsy Eyes]

Find a cup, catch it and put it outside.

Is that weird?

[Smoogrish]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a flying cockroach.

Well, that's creepy.

[breakingdawn]

This is going to sound really really stupid,

but I'm not sure if there are cockroaches in Connecticut...

I've never seen one or heard of anyone else seeing one around me

Anyway, I'd probably scream and cry while my dad killed it. And then I'd hum really loud so I wouldn't hear the exo skeleton cracking. Ewwwwwww.


Happened to me before, except with a huge wood spider on my bathroom sink.

[tokyo-rose]

I'd be really surprised and somewhat disgusted, then kill it.

[HongKongDong]

1st scenario ; Just watch it.

2nd scenario ; Watch to see where it goes. If it tries to goes near my food, it's dead.

[shortcake]

I'd probably yell. Just stand there making sure not to touch the cockroach. And then get my parents to kill it. I had a similar situation as the second but instead with a big black spider.

[freeflow]

Find a cup, catch it and put it outside.

Is that weird?

I hope not because I'd do the same thing.

[HakunaMatata]

I absolutely adore how I've been spelling cockroach incorrectly this whole time.

And Jackie and Toya, I do with every other bug except ants, so it's completely normal.

[*My Cinderella.*]

Even though I'm so much bigger than it. I'd probably scream at the top of my lungs and call my dad.

[*Intercourse.*]

FREAK OUT COMPLETELY, and well then once I got under control I would get a fly swatter thing and smash it and leave its guts there

Or I would just leave it and someone else could deal with it later.

I have a horrible fear of cockroaches


I remember once, we had this horrible rain period. And so all the bugs were everywhere outside, really gross. We don't have a bug problem at all except this time this huge water bug (bigger than the average cockroach) crawled over the corner or my bed while I was on my computer. And I took something and tried hitting it and it bounced in the air and ran for its life. I had to wash my whole bedding and organize my whole room before I was able to go to bed -_____-'

[Bonobo]

SMoosh Smoosh Smoosh Smoosh >( with over anger

[moninja]

i'd scream, look for a shoe, and then kill it!
and then quickly throw the shoe outside and wash my hands with a bunch of soap.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

I'd kill it, That's what I always do... unless I can't find it. Then I just go back to bed. hahahahaha
OMG, once I was using the bathroom and one JUMPED ON MY SHOULDER. I flipped out.
I'm okay if it isnt ON me, but omgggggggg. I knocked it on the floor and then it jumped on my leg. I finally got it off and smooshed it. But man, that was grosssss.

[*stephinika*]

Haha I'd totally run away and freak out. Seriously. I would scream too probably.

[technicolour]

Scream my bloody head off. :D

[*Uronacid*]

If it flew on me, I would probably make some weird noise and scream and smack myself... >.<

[megggnasty]

keep it, play dress up with it, polish its body.

i'd probably scream and hit it with a broom.
or get a magnifying glass and try to burn it using the sun, like they do in cartoons.

[KissMe2408]

If the classroom thing happened I probably would start laughing at hte girls that would be jumping up on the tables, dialing their boyfriend on their cellphones to come rescue them, and hiking their skirts up.

i live for those moments, haha.


If it was in the middle of the night, and i was half asleep, i'd kinda stare at it, and be like, "whoa. . . bug. big bug. bug-that-never-dies".
Then i'd probably get a glass + paper or cardboard. Catch it, and drop it off my front porch. Wouldn't feel like smooshing it and cleaning up the sticky mess.

[Elemental-Dragon]

Find a cup, catch it and put it outside.

That's what I'd do.
Boring, I know.

[priyas]

For the classroom: I'd put my feet on the desk and be really scared
For home: I'd scream and call my mom.

[tewtal_bummer23]

if you eat a cockroach at six flags, you can cut all the lines of the rides with your friends.

i'd probably run out of the house screaming there's a fckin cockroach in my house! or i'd probably try to catch it by taking like a clear tuperware container and trap it and move it around and pretty much torture it ): im mean.

my aunt in the philippines would smash it and put soap on it. there were like 3 in her house.

[RAWRstephishere]

*shudders...depends how big.
i imagine like. a table big:
id scream, run, get a huge object such as a knife or something and stab the f**k outta it.
and then run outta the house and call 911 because of the freakishly huge ass cockaroach.
now if its like normal size big then, id take scissors and snip snip snip snip snip. because ive done that...once. its interesting.
.......
im a freak.
='[
hahahaaaa

HAHAHA!!

hmm.. next time, ill try that.

[*salcha4u*]

if you eat a cockroach at six flags, you can cut all the lines of the rides with your friends.

SWTTT!!!

Anyway you guys are all pussies. I'd smoosh it with my bare hands then go on with my life.

[minioligo]

scream and then get my brother/dad to kill it.

yeah...

[Smoogrish]

if you eat a cockroach at six flags, you can cut all the lines of the rides with your friends.

OHMYGOD MY FRIEND DID THAT ONCE. It was so gross, except then he choked and some of it came back up, and the mean lady was like, "no, that doesn't count." It sucked.

[multifaceted]

If it was moving really fast, I'll scream and my dad would come down slowly with a napkin and say, "Now where did it go?"

If it was just sitting there, I would end up talking to it.

[marzipan]

Especially flying cockroaches

There's FLYING cockroaches?!

Oh god. My worst fear has now been confirmed.

I absolutely HATE bugs. Any bug at all. Even butterflies sort of creep me out with their antennae and little black eyes.....*shiver*

I'd scream and get my mom. Then my dad would yell at me and call me a sissy. >_<

[EddieV]

I'd kill it, in a pretty sadistic way too....

[iDecay]

I'd scream. Look at it. Then scream again. Then start running. Then scream again... I don't like cocaroaches. I found one in the bathtub once at like.. 3AM in the morning and started screaming. I woke up everyone.

[Smoogrish]

There's FLYING cockroaches?!

Oh god. My worst fear has now been confirmed.

I absolutely HATE bugs. Any bug at all. Even butterflies sort of creep me out with their antennae and little black eyes.....*shiver*

I'd scream and get my mom. Then my dad would yell at me and call me a sissy. >_<

Bugs don't normally creep me out, but you know those freaking butterfly garden things? The indoor ones? I HATE THOSE. It's so scary, the butterflies are EVERYWHERE, and I feel like I'm going to squish like five of them every time I take a step. And they get in my face, too. I hate that. F*cking butterflies.

[xlilaznchickx]

for me i'd probably scream first, and then get my parents to kill it or i'll smash it myself using a shoe or something.

[bigitchbay]

I haven't seen a real cockroach in 5 years. I'll have to see how i'll react.

[*salcha4u*]

SWTTT!!!

Anyway you guys are all pussies. I'd smoosh it with my bare hands then go on with my life.

I CHANGED MY IDEA!
I'd probably torture it in a sadistic way too! Like, I want to catch one and cut it in half then probably put it in the freezer. OR put it in a cup of water and then freeze it. Either way, I want to try something with the freezer. Then I'd let the ice cube with cockroach melt outside. OR maybe I can just cut it up into many many pieces and do something to each one. Or I can burn it in a small bonfire. Then freeze it. Btw, this is not animal cruelty.

[Blaqheartedstar]

Imagine being in a classroom and someone opens up a box. Suddenly, a huge cockaroach jumps out and starts scurrying around.

Imagine waking up at night, going to the kitchen, turning on the light, and right there is a huge cockaroach.

How do you react?

scream and look for something to kill it
getting someone will be a waste of time... cuz mostlikely when u come back its gone

[datass]

I CHANGED MY IDEA!
I'd probably torture it in a sadistic way too! Like, I want to catch one and cut it in half then probably put it in the freezer. OR put it in a cup of water and then freeze it. Either way, I want to try something with the freezer. Then I'd let the ice cube with cockroach melt outside. OR maybe I can just cut it up into many many pieces and do something to each one. Or I can burn it in a small bonfire. Then freeze it. Btw, this is not animal cruelty.

I thought you were less insane.

[much2muse]

I would...

1. Make sure i definitely saw one
2. Scream
3. Keep an eye on it whilst asking someone/yelling for someone to kill it
4. Spray entire house with anti-cockroach thing.

[Jeng]

KILL IT RIGHT THERE AND THEN.

[Smoogrish]

I CHANGED MY IDEA!
I'd probably torture it in a sadistic way too! Like, I want to catch one and cut it in half then probably put it in the freezer. OR put it in a cup of water and then freeze it. Either way, I want to try something with the freezer. Then I'd let the ice cube with cockroach melt outside. OR maybe I can just cut it up into many many pieces and do something to each one. Or I can burn it in a small bonfire. Then freeze it. Btw, this is not animal cruelty.

You're like my sister, who likes to cut up ants with scissors. It's the saddest thing ever. Whenever I see an ant, I catch it and take it outside before my sister can kill it.

MEEEEEEEEAN

[*salcha4u*]

^ My dad actually caught several ants and froze them...then remelted them outside a couple hours later. It was grrrrrrrreat!

I thought you were less insane.

I do cartwheels in class!

[datass]

Oh Sally, I do that too

[xBUTTMUNCHx]

Look at it intently, then walk away...

[Blaqheartedstar]

^ lol
why not kill it?
next time there will be a whole family

[breakingdawn]

^ lol
why not kill it?
next time there will be a whole family

A WHOLE FAMILY OF COCKROACHES?



my mom says that a lot. how would not killing something mean that a whole bunch are going to show up? wouldn't it be the other way around? wouldn't they all show up to avenge their brother's death?

[emazing]

Wake my dad up and have him kill it, or just let it run loose.