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Nice joke.
GothpunkGClover
post Jun 8 2004, 12:31 AM
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A little boy hears his mom moaning and groaning one night. He wonders whats going on in his parents bed-room. The following morning he asks his dad "What was happening last night, I heard Mom getting hurt". "Oh no son, we where baking a cake and you're mother had an accident with a knife".
That same evening he hears his mom againg, moaning and groaning. The next morning he asks his dad "Dad where you and mom baking a cake in the couch last night?" "uhh no son.." responded the dad with concern. "yeah you where I just licked the frosting off the couch."


hahaha
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 02:07 AM
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OMG... That's gross.
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 02:20 AM
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eww i've heard many jokes like that..its just gross
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 03:31 AM
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lol tha joke is gross
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 12:54 PM
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ewww that was very gross ..
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 02:36 PM
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EWWWW.....
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EWWW..
im scarred...=]
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 04:49 PM
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Haha, I think it's funny! What a crazy little kid. Wouldn't he realize it's not frosting by the taste?
 
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Haha, I think it's funny! What a crazy little kid. Wouldn't he realize it's not frosting by the taste?

Some frostings are salty. whistling.gif

Anywhhooooo, that's funny yet sick! pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 04:58 PM
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ew. that's just wrong
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 08:49 PM
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ohh hahahah, good one, i laughed big time.
 
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lmao I've heard this one before, the first time i heard it I was just like OMFG ohmy.gif haha
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 09:09 PM
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OMG that's gross!
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 09:41 PM
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ew. dry humor. _dry.gif yeckiepooop
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 12:02 AM
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eww. lols! no commentttt then.
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 12:47 PM
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You said it was a nice joke.
stubborn.gif Nasty Nasty.
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 02:54 PM
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nice? i don't think so

ugh....
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 06:49 PM
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oh haha.

i heard it this way

One day a girl asked to take a shower with her mother. Her mother said fine. The daughter asked, "What are those?" And her mother replied "Those are my headlights." And the daugher asked, "And whats' that? Her mom responded, "That's my garage." The following day she asked to take a shower with her father. She asked, "What's that?" He replied "My limo" The next night her parents were in the shower. She asked to take a shower with them, they both said no. The next morninng as the girl was walking to school with her friends her mother heard her say "Last night, I saw my dad park his limo in my mom's garage and my mom's headlights were on."

but the one you had was better
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 12:30 AM
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oh my goodenss how can a boy be intersted in that.
 
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One day a girl asked to take a shower with her mother. Her mother said fine. The daughter asked, "What are those?" And her mother replied "Those are my headlights." And the daugher asked, "And whats' that? Her mom responded, "That's my garage." The following day she asked to take a shower with her father. She asked, "What's that?" He replied "My limo" The next night her parents were in the shower. She asked to take a shower with them, they both said no. The next morninng as the girl was walking to school with her friends her mother heard her say "Last night, I saw my dad park his limo in my mom's garage and my mom's headlights were on."

ahhh! i heard that one b4!! ECK!
poorpoor children... x]
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:07 PM
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laugh.gif -------- huh.gif ------------ mellow.gif ----------- blink.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:10 PM
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errrrr...
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:22 PM
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thats nasty
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 07:00 PM
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i've heard the second one before but the 1st one..ewwww grosss pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 07:12 PM
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uhh.. that's sick. I just don't get that couch part... pinch.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 08:52 PM
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Ew. Funny. But ew. (Sorry for my immature self.) huh.gif
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 09:19 PM
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thats one sick joke!! haha
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 09:38 PM
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that joke is sooooo funny!!!
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 04:10 AM
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People like that sure got a lot of free time in their hands. Joke was gross.
 
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