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 Jun 7 2004, 11:59 AM
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 Your Fired!  Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,713  |
How Long is a chinese name
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Jun 7 2004, 12:24 PM
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Your Fired! Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,713 |
no one gets it...haha
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Jun 7 2004, 12:37 PM
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i get it.. is it spos'd to be funny
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Jun 7 2004, 12:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
whats it mean im too lazy to think hard!
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Jun 7 2004, 01:23 PM
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 Master Debater Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719 |
How Long is a chinese name.
Example: Some Dude "Hey how long, was up?" How Long "not bad" |
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Jun 7 2004, 03:34 PM
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The phonetic spelling for that would be HAO Long, not How Long...
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Jun 7 2004, 03:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
o haha "how long" is his name thanks wildgriffin im so dumb lmao!
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Jun 7 2004, 04:02 PM
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Your Fired! Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,713 |
lol, someone got it right!!!!
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Jun 7 2004, 04:54 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
i get it.....it's not funny
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Jun 8 2004, 02:08 AM
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I get it but it's not funny at all.
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Jun 8 2004, 02:19 AM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
oh i get it..its more of a riddle i suppose than a joke..i think..
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Jun 8 2004, 03:33 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
i get it, its not that funni though
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Jun 8 2004, 02:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
now i get it...
i agree with dani41790.. its not funni sorri haha =] |
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Jun 8 2004, 10:52 PM
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i dont get it...
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Jun 8 2004, 11:31 PM
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It's just word-play....sorry but I don't find that funny.
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Jun 9 2004, 12:39 AM
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hao long?
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Jun 9 2004, 08:44 AM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 7 2004, 4:34 PM) The phonetic spelling for that would be HAO Long, not How Long... It's called humor, buddy. 
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Jun 9 2004, 08:52 AM
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errrm, I got it but it wasn;t that funnie, sry
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Jun 9 2004, 10:33 AM
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Better Chinese Wordplay:
HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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Jun 9 2004, 10:44 AM
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har. har.
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Jun 9 2004, 09:50 PM
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uh. haha. really dry.
  i didnt get it at first.
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Jun 10 2004, 04:52 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
o. ha. i get it now. it's not that funny though
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Jun 11 2004, 12:29 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i go it until someone said about hao long. i was actually thinking of counting letters
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Jun 13 2004, 11:15 AM
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wtf?
 this isn't funny.
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Jun 23 2004, 06:36 PM
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i get it....but it's not funny.
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Jun 24 2004, 05:12 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,510 |
QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 7 2004, 1:23 PM) How Long is a chinese name. Example: Some Dude "Hey how long, was up?" How Long "not bad" Oh I get it~~~  thats pretty funny I gueess
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Jul 2 2004, 10:45 PM
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i dont get it. haha. but oh well
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Jul 3 2004, 10:49 AM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
I get it! It's tofumonzter's name...
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Jul 3 2004, 09:17 PM
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uh i dont really get it
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Jul 4 2004, 07:47 PM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
lol - after i read the explanation its pretty funny x]
nice one.. but... would it sound that correct verbally?> |
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Jul 4 2004, 11:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Meh.. its alright.. not one of the better ones i've seen though..
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Jul 8 2004, 12:08 PM
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i got it
was it supposed to be funny?
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Jul 8 2004, 12:11 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
not reallie funny, but i guess it's a good one
hao long? hehe yeah chinese word for hao^^;; |
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Jul 9 2004, 04:26 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
sry, but i don't get it
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Jul 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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I get it, but it isnt funny.. I kinda makes fun of teh Chinese in a way. I dont like when that happens to anyone. :(
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Jul 10 2004, 12:35 AM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
pretty funny these jokes stuffy
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Jul 10 2004, 06:36 AM
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 my pet rock doesn't like you Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866 |
QUOTE POLL: sorta? How can you sorta get a joke? |
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Jul 11 2004, 01:49 AM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
AHHAHAHA ...
No it's not funny. |
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Aug 9 2004, 09:28 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
lol... i get it after this guy correct the spelling... hao long~ lolz... haha ...
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Aug 10 2004, 03:44 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
er, i think i get it...it's just not funny, that's all.
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Aug 10 2004, 11:37 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. i find that funny...after i understood it. haha
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Aug 11 2004, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 9 2004, 10:33 AM) Better Chinese Wordplay: HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? lmao this is funni the hao long joke wasn't funni coz it was capitallized teh name thats too easy to understand. |
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Jun 9 2006, 08:17 AM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
um..........*cough*
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Jun 9 2006, 09:34 AM
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Yes.. I understood it..
Although, it isn't funny... |
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Jun 10 2006, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 9 2004, 11:33 AM)  Better Chinese Wordplay: HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? thats based off of that "who's on first" thing |
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Jun 10 2006, 03:25 PM
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 banana ham! Group: Member Posts: 661 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,050 |
QUOTE(TiNaBaBY074 @ Jun 8 2004, 3:19 AM) oh i get it..its more of a riddle i suppose than a joke..i think.. i agree with her. |
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Jun 21 2006, 12:38 AM
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 Doesn't Smell Like Ham, Yo. Group: Member Posts: 179 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 425,298 |
Lmao. Good one.
If I had a chinese name, It would SO be: Mi Long Wang. or Kic Der Rass If that can be chinese. Lol. |
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Jul 3 2006, 07:19 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,426 |
i get it. it's not at all funny, it's rather stupid.
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Jul 20 2006, 12:24 AM
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I get it, and it made me smile.
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Jul 21 2006, 03:38 PM
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my cuz explained the joke ... LOL
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Jul 25 2006, 08:51 PM
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i new how long was the name when i first read it!
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Jul 25 2006, 08:54 PM
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hahahahaaha.
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Aug 3 2006, 11:12 PM
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Ohh... i get it! Haha. It was aight
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Sep 18 2006, 05:44 PM
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ooh i get it!
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Sep 19 2006, 02:56 PM
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lol, wow.
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Oct 13 2006, 04:19 PM
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Get it but not funny.... Sorry
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Oct 13 2006, 05:18 PM
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 No offence but, that was the most dumbest joke I've ever read in my entire life. 
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Oct 13 2006, 05:18 PM
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[font=arial][size=1]sorta, but it's not funny.
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Oct 17 2006, 01:37 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Retarded...
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Oct 21 2006, 12:50 AM
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HAHAHAHA
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Dec 31 2006, 02:14 AM
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i get it but that was lame ...
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Jan 1 2007, 09:09 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
QUOTE(justdream08 @ Jun 7 2004, 10:59 AM) How Long is a chinese name ..if you actually spelled it right then more people would understand it. haolong is a chinese name. as in..haolong is the name of a chinese person. |
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Jan 10 2007, 10:05 AM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
its not that funny...
its more like a brain teaser |
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Jan 13 2007, 08:32 PM
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i get it. but ive never heard of any named that or anything similar to that..
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Jan 19 2007, 05:47 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
oooh.. i get it.. it was not really funny..but okay
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Mar 2 2007, 05:24 PM
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very cute
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Apr 3 2007, 05:33 PM
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Thats not funny.
And I do get it. |
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Apr 6 2007, 06:59 PM
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 BABESTARR Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,634 |
pretty clever but i knew the name Long...i didnt get the how part till i read the other posts! lol
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Apr 16 2007, 04:27 PM
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Yeah, I get it.
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Apr 17 2007, 05:31 PM
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roflcopters!
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Apr 17 2007, 06:04 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
ITS NOT HAHA FUNNY...ITS MORE LIKE" Hmph!" FUNNY :\
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Apr 17 2007, 09:06 PM
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Haha.
 That wasn't very funny though.
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