Guy for a week. Options

[Sexigal]

if you had the chance, woudl you want to be a guy for a week? What wouyld you do with it? xD

[michellerrific]

Go pick up like a dozen girls and have sex from a guy POV.
Pee standing up.

[*WHIMSICAL 0NE*]

I'd touch "it" a lot.

[*brownsugar*]

Yeah.

--> I'd play with myself
--> Get a girl pregnant and leave the country
--> I'd be able to get to school on time because it'd take me 5 minutes to get ready
--> Then I'd play with myself again

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Id have sex with whoever I could, as long as I knew I'd turn back into a girl.

I want to know how it feels to have a boner.
And jackoff.
Have more penis sex.
.... penis.

See how a guys mind works when he see's a girl. But maybe I'd still have my mind, just in a guys body.
I think the guys mind and way of thinking should come with the body too (:

[Gypsy Eyes]

x2^hahaha

I'd take a dump in a urinal.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

Pee with my penis

[unconfirmed_exis...]

First thing I'd do as a guy is measure my rooster.
o.O Masterbate and find out how a hand job works.
Probably conduct experiments I always wanted to do
on myself to see what = boner and what = unhappy penis

I'd probably hit the mall and buy 20938408 clothing items
and dress myself up as jaw dropping wow as possible
and enter school as a visiting student.

I'd try to get a few numbers from the ladies and be a lady's man
probably "chill" with the guys. Compare sizes
(probably lie somewhere in the process).
And of course I'd flash people my "goods".

[Chantreya]

--- Play with myself for the first day.
--- Go play a prank on my girl friends for the second.
--- If I was shexy enough, I'd sooo knock up my ex's current girlfriend. I wouldn't even have to run, because I'd be female again in a few days! That's the third day.
--- On the fourth, I'd play with myself.
--- I would, if buff enough, beat the crap outta the guys that have ever hurt me or any of my friends for the fifth.
--- Sixth, I would spend all day in the gym, checking out and meeting the guys. (LOCKERROOM!) I can't get caught, though. Then I'd give them my number and tell them, "Hey, this chick's gonna be back in town in a few days. You should give her a ring. She's lots of fun and she's like a sister to me." =D
--- Seventh, I'd see how many times I could beat off before I turned back into a woman!

[me1issaaaa]

I would jack off all day, and then I'd see how far across the room I could skeet, and then later, how far I could pee. The penis and it's functions fascinate me, to be completely honest.

[*Sephora.*]

b' date='Jan 21 2007, 7:18 PM' post='2427140']
Id have sex with whoever I could, as long as I knew I'd turn back into a girl.

I want to know how it feels to have a boner.
And jackoff.
Have more penis sex.
.... penis.

See how a guys mind works when he see's a girl. But maybe I'd still have my mind, just in a guys body.
I think the guys mind and way of thinking should come with the body too (:

^ Pretty much what she said.

Jack off and then go have sex with someone hot.

[voguelove]

ID TOTALLY DO IT.

id watch porn. and see if i got a boner. because well obviously, i dont know what one feels like.

[*salcha4u*]

1. Go streaking
2. Fight Corizzle

[*a painefull euphoria*]

1.see how fast i could get a boner.
2.go to the boys bathroom

[multifaceted]

I would:

have sex
pee
play with it
go to a strip club
...

the possibilities are endless.

[*a painefull euphoria*]

First thing I'd do as a guy is measure my rooster.
o.O Masterbate and find out how a hand job works.
Probably conduct experiments I always wanted to do
on myself to see what = boner and what = unhappy penis

I'd probably hit the mall and buy 20938408 clothing items
and dress myself up as jaw dropping wow as possible
and enter school as a visiting student.

I'd try to get a few numbers from the ladies and be a lady's man
probably "chill" with the guys. Compare sizes
(probably lie somewhere in the process).
And of course I'd flash people my "goods".

id do all that.^

i wonder how a hand job feels you know from a guys perpective along with oral sex as a guy.
also id like to know what it feels like to get kicked in the balls.
and for someone to bite my...thingy

[mmhmichelle]

OmG i Hav dA beSt 1 !11
i Wood WanT 2 T3lL a GrLl i LuVvVvvvvV hErR !111!!

i would do something appropriate :(

[skillxz]

man..I always thought about this..but unlike you guys, I don't think I would masturbate (if I became a girl from a guy)...because its still your same mind...so wtf, what if you like the feeling of getting 'it', and when I become a guy again, I still get that sensation, and want it. I'd become gay and want it in the....pooper.

[tokyo-rose]

Yeah, I've wanted to be a guy for a day before.

I'd probably revel in my newfound handball skills (._.) and make lots of weird, sick jokes like my friends do. I'd have an excuse to shout [perverted] things out and not be looked at weirdly.
Then I'd probably have to cover my area from time to time to avoid girls threatening to kick me there. XD

[brokenxwingsx]

Totally! It'd be so fun!! I've always wanted to compare a male orgasm to a female orgasm.

[angelrevelation]

I'd want to see what guys ACTUALLY think, do and say when girls aren't around.

[smileeetina]

HAHA, duh I would.

I'd pee standing up.

[xBUTTMUNCHx]

LOL, yeah i'd take that chance, i would go around beating up all the guys who disrepected me (:

[Broken Wonderwal...]

I had once read in ELLE an article about what most women would do if they were men for a day.

Most of them replied that they would:
-have sex
-check out women
-watch footbal with buddies
-mess up the house
-do no housework at all
-go to a strip club
-cuss all the time

etc etc.

[Lacey;Elizabeth]

I would have sex with girls and get oral sex because i hate giving it but my boyfriend always begs me for it and i just wanna know if it really feels that great where he begs

[deletethisplease]

This Topic FTW!

[*Frénésie*]

I'd masturbate
Have sex
Masturbate
Masturbate
Run around with erections
Masturbate
...

[deletethisplease]

I'd masturbate
Have sex
Masturbate
Masturbate
Run around with erections
Masturbate
...

my average day... :(

[megggnasty]

1. pee in a urinal
2. pick up some ladies
3. check myself out in a full-body mirror
4. go to a gay bar
5. go to a strip club
6. have gay sex and straight sex, just to test it out

[*Intercourse.*]

I wouldn't ever want to be a guy for a week. -shrugs- I'm happy being a girl.

[pkbabe]

I would ass rape my "guy" so he feels violated(of course he wouldn't know its me) & then dissaper into the night.

When I switch back to a girl he'll finally appreciate me & never wanna be without me again

*evil laugh*

[Stefanny]

I would race with my guy friends to see how fast we can get laid by 200 girls.

If not, I'd masturbate.
And I'd pee standing up.
And I'd laugh at all the girls in line for the bathroom at six flags.

[jennyjenny]

i'd jack off everywhere

libraries... schools... parks...
and then jack off some more
and then go get laid
x99999999999

and that would be my week

[miszxjojo]

i would..
- look at myself naked in the mirror
- measure "it"
- jump up and down to see if it bounces ;)
- have sex
- hump things / girls
- pee standing up
- compare sizes with other guys
- see how far i can pee
and so much more =) lmfao <3

[KayleighKins]

I wouldn't want to be a guy :[

But if I had to be I would so do all those things ^^^ lol

[*MyMichelle*]

I would definitely do it.

I would jack-off, have sex with a girl, get hit in the nuts so I know what it feels like.... and other manly stuffs.

[EmoEyelinerx]

See what it feels like to jack off and have a boner. See what it feels like when you get hit in the balls.Go have sex with a dozen girls. I could get anywhere on time since it would take me like two minutes to get ready.

[EmoEyelinerx]

i would..
- look at myself naked in the mirror
- measure "it"
- jump up and down to see if it bounces ;)
- have sex
- hump things / girls
- pee standing up
- compare sizes with other guys
- see how far i can pee
and so much more =) lmfao <3

haha I would do those to^^

[*SinfullySweet*]

haha, I aboslutely love how everyone said they would jack off.

But yeah, I'd masturbate
and ass rape another guy (if we still had sexual feelings like a girl)

[*alovesopure*]

I'd definitely do it... And I'd go streeeaking!

[jonemakey]

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[sexysandra]

i'd love to piss while standing .i'd also check out other guys out while doing it .i think i'd go hang out in locker rooms around the place naked .masterbate .have sex of course .ohyh - i'd buy some viagra and a pair of speedos ,then go to the swimming pool .or get one while in some loose shorts while standing with the wind forcing your clothes against you .thatd be well cool .looking down to see the perfect outline of your penis in public !lol .i'd also go commando . get hit down there .i'm not sure i'd measure it cos i would only have it for a week .

[popoberry]

sure why not . i would love to see what a guys` persepective is .

[RAWRstephishere]

Id wake up do the swooshy thing with my hair.
Then what everyone else said.