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 Jun 6 2004, 03:41 PM
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 Feeel X  Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498  |
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much money do you make in an hour?" "That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much money do you make in an hour?" pleaded the little boy. "If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed down." Looking up, he asked, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00, please?" The father was furious. "If the only reason you want to know how much money I make just so you can borrow some money to buy some silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and I don't have time for such childish games." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's questioning. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may have been a little hard on his son. May be there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep son?" he asked, "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man. "It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that $10.00 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at the man. "Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father grumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have $20.00 now... Can I buy an hour of your time?"
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Jun 6 2004, 03:44 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
awwws thats so sweet of the boy.
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Jun 6 2004, 03:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,143 |
aaaaaaww........ that's so sweet!
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Jun 6 2004, 04:06 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
awwwwwww thats soooo sweet and cute
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Jun 6 2004, 04:26 PM
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 Rawr. Go eat yourself. Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,337 |
cute
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Jun 6 2004, 04:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,404 |
awww so cute!
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Jun 6 2004, 08:26 PM
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 baby, be good to me Group: Member Posts: 592 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,358 |
ohh that is adorable! where did you find that?
my uncle was paying the bills and his 3 year old daughter came in and asked him what he was doing and he said "giving away all my money" and she said "oh" then a few minutes later she came back with a doller bill and said "here daddy, I pay the bills" It was sooo cute |
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Jun 6 2004, 08:30 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
awww, that's sooo cute, but kinda sad that he think shtat he has too buy his father's time
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Jun 6 2004, 08:45 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
That's not funny... kinda sad actually.
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Jun 6 2004, 09:31 PM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
Yeah, not really humorous but such an "insightful" little boy.
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Jun 8 2004, 01:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
this is a nice story...
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Jun 8 2004, 02:22 AM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
aww thats cute..
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Jun 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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 the yellow duck massacre . Group: Member Posts: 169 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,799 |
how cutee . . .
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Jun 9 2004, 08:23 PM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
maybe i shouldn't of posted in humor section eh? my bad, maybe i am just weird to think it was in humor...
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Jun 9 2004, 08:32 PM
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 hey hott pants. Group: Member Posts: 161 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,069 |
um.
i think it's sad. 
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Jun 9 2004, 09:08 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
awwwww that's so sweet
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Jun 9 2004, 09:43 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
aww thasss sooo sad...
the dad deprived the son of so much time and love, that the son had to BUY his dad some time. how sad. what an evil dad  reminds me of my own.
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Jun 9 2004, 10:30 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
awww.how cute!
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Jun 10 2004, 08:33 AM
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 black prep numba 1 Group: Member Posts: 519 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,144 |
Its cute but the idea is really sad cause its saying that the dad is soo busy in his own life that his son has to buy time to spend wit him
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Jun 11 2004, 05:04 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
debydat debowas dembobeyasweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was sweet! |
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Jun 11 2004, 10:02 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
Aww thats a cute/sweet story =)
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Jun 12 2004, 07:08 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
awww thats a cute story
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Jun 13 2004, 12:08 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
how many replies don't have awww, sweet, or cute in them?
haha. touching story. (and how many people have laughed? ) |
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Jun 13 2004, 12:13 AM
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Hehe. Aww.
Whoa, that's really cool of the kid.. ..makes me want to have a dad to do that to. haha - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Jun 13 2004, 01:01 AM
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aww, that's so sweet... kinda sad for some reason, but sweet nonetheless
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