Go to hell. Options

[*Statues/Shadows*]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Take the Dante's Inferno quiz and find out what level of hell you're going to.

There's no better way to bond with people than comparing sins and spending eternity being punshed together (unless of course you're banished to level 2, in which case you're on your own, kid).

[*Intercourse.*]

you have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

That sounds a bit weird. If you want the little scale thing I can post it..I scored high on leverl 7&8

[radhikaeatsraman]

Lmao, I got Level 6. :D

[*kryogenix*]

What a depressing test.

I made it to purgatory.

[HakunaMatata]

Ah, I've taken this one. To purgatory I go!

[FlipFace]

to Purgatory for me.

[oXMuhNirvanaXo]

level 2 :-/

That sucks.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[*mona lisa*]

Why is there a question about being overweight?...

Level 8- the Malebolge. Who are sent there? Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers. Score: Very High
....HAHAHA.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Because there's a level for gluttons.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

DAMN GURL> Didnt think i was that bad.
>_<

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


xD

[*Duchess of Dork*]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

See ya in hell, Radhika!

[marzipan]

I got Purgatory. *whew*

[*Intercourse.*]

Well I'm happy Kara is joining me

Woah Mona, I would have never thought.

[mai_z]

oh man I did this a long time ago, and then again lately, and I got worse!!!!!! I guess i'm definately going to hell

[Jeng]

LOL SAME HERE RADDY and REBECCA!
level 6 here we go

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Hah, no one has joined me yet. Level 5- wrathful and gloomy.

[*mona lisa*]

Woah Mona, I would have never thought.

Neither have I.

So I guess I'm closest to getting to hell, huh?

[*StanleyThePanda*]

Why is there a question about being overweight?...

Level 8- the Malebolge. Who are sent there? Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers. Score: Very High
....HAHAHA.

OMG! I never, ever would've thought.. You crazy, gurl.

btw, Dante's Inferno = Best pizza ever.

[mai_z]

All the people I know think I'm so innocent! Even I thought I was innocent....but apparently not.


Level 9:
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

[*Statues/Shadows*]

Neither have I.

So I guess I'm closest to getting to hell, huh?

Oh no, we're all in hell. Except the ones in pergutory. They have their own book. Really, this isn't even ranked by which sins are worst in a practical sense, because a lot of it was anagogical, and the arrangement of the layers reflects the qualities that bothered Dante the most in his oppressors (for lack of a better term). Treachery was the worst sin to him, but probably wouldn't be considered so by most people.

And when I took it again today, I got level 8 too, but I figured that was a fluke, because I've taken it several times before and I always get level 5.

[*.fire*]

You all shouldn't be so proud to be going to hell, honestly it isnt a great place, you think you'll see each other there, you won't.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but where in the bible does it mention purgatory?

[*xcaitlinx*]

level 6...yay!!!

[me1issaaaa]

Level 4. Hmmmmmm.

[xhidethedetails]

Level 5

[*Libertie*]

Purgatory or bust.

..actually I have a meme on my LJ that says I belong somewhere else but I can't remember what that one said.

[*S0ul_Reaper*]

Level 2 haha pretty interesting.

[*sofakinglazy*]

I got level 2 as well. Rofl.

[HakunaMatata]

You all shouldn't be so proud to be going to hell, honestly it isnt a great place, you think you'll see each other there, you won't.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but where in the bible does it mention purgatory?

The quiz tests you on which level you'll be on according to Dante's Inferno, not according to the Bible.

[silly ol' man]

Level 6! Oh noes!

[viugiufgjhfhjfhg...]

Didn't even make it into Hell; Purgatory for me although the test assumes I wouldn't wind up in Heaven first try, hand down, six of the best, trousers down.

[minioligo]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Well. That figures.

[iDecay]

I guess I'm going to be buddies with Mona when I die!

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

level 6, city of dis.

[sprezzatura]

I got level 6 too! I think level 6 is the most popular...

[*Statues/Shadows*]

You all shouldn't be so proud to be going to hell, honestly it isnt a great place, you think you'll see each other there, you won't.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but where in the bible does it mention purgatory?

Please be kidding.

Also, have you memorized the bible? Can you vouch for every single idea that is or is not included? Plus, are you Catholic? Pergutory is a Catholic belief, and I don't really know, but it may not exist to some denominations. Dante was excessively Catholic, so his religious beliefes are really all that matter in this case.

And you know, you can't really get too upset about going to hell if you don't believe in it

[*WHIMSICAL 0NE*]

I took this a while back. I usually end up getting different things. Once I got level 5. I usually get Purgatory. Weird.. the religion I was born into doesn't believe in Purgatory.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

That book was really interesting. I read it in Guatemala the summer before 9th grade. It was my brothers (:

What was your favorite layer or hell ?

[*kryogenix*]

b' date='Jan 18 2007, 10:25 PM' post='2422740']
That book was really interesting. I read it in Guatemala the summer before 9th grade. It was my brothers (:

What was your favorite layer or hell ?

lol you talk like it's a cake

[timeflies51]

Sixth level, baby.

[moninja]

purgatory. yay.
i'm a good girl.

[*Sephora.*]

I'm going to the 5th level.

[priyas]

i go to Limbo.

[multifaceted]

level 3... see you guys there i guess

i'm agnotic so i couldn't really answer the question in do you believe in god...

and religion and me don't really go well together.

[*Duchess of Dork*]

As an aside, has any one seen Dali's Inferno illustrations?

Just thought it would be nice for us to have a visual of the hell we are in.

[datass]

I got level 2 as well. Rofl.

Same here. Lol.

[gelionie]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Well. That figures.

Same here, Julia!

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

lol you talk like it's a cake

Haha. A deliciously evil cake (:

[Imnot13]

:(

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

[LadyNakuru]

Level 8.
XD

[AngelinaTaylor]

7th. ahhahahah!

"The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment."

I look forward to that.

[*I Shot JFK*]

As an aside, has any one seen Dali's Inferno illustrations?

Just thought it would be nice for us to have a visual of the hell we are in.

Is it missing the point to think those are really cool? I like Dali...

And I'll be in Dis. Level 6. Which was ranked as 'Extreme'.

Colour me tragic.

[xlilaznchickx]

Fifth Level of Hell

[emazing]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[*salcha4u*]

^ But you looked innocent. Hmm, your looks are deceiving. I should go visit you in your fifth period more often (:

So uh, I really thought I would get Purgatory cause I'm hella innocent. But I guess not cause I got the fifth level...

[Advent_Child]

Seventh Level of Hell
grrr
i don't think i was that bad

[*Libertie*]

Oh.. btw. I was wrong.

Here's how bad I was April 2005 - I just took the test again with similar results.

This time it was low on level 9, very low on 5, and slightly higher on 6. Everything else was pretty much the same.

[*Azarel*]

I'm going to the eighth level of hell.

Purgatory sucks. Hell is where the cool kids are at. I'd totally mention these guys that I talked about this with, but it wouldn't mean anything to you. So yeah, eighth level of nine. I'm a bad person. I'm a mean girl.

Sleep time.

[*Libertie*]

^Oh right. This time it was just as high for me at level 2, but I got very high for level 8. This makes sense that we'd both get the "fraudulent/malicious" category based on past conversations.. but but we have good intentions!! D:

..sleep is for suckers, btw. All nighter #4 since being in Texas. I'll hafta cut this out once I start work again. :P

[*I Shot JFK*]

Dani, Anna, I'm going to 6, come with me!

f**k level 8!

[*Azarel*]

To be fair, I matched every level except purgatory and level one with "very high" (the other two were low)..

[viugiufgjhfhjfhg...]

Hell is like having a play room in the house's basement where you can hang out with your buddies; only you know things are going to suck majorly because your big brother Satan will make its appearance anytime and will beat you up, eat your cheetos, and call you "Burgerface geekywad butt-wimple" to humiliate you in front of your pals afterwards.

O_o;

[*I Shot JFK*]

To be fair, if someone said the word 'butt-wimple' near me, it's going to make me giggle, not cower.

[viugiufgjhfhjfhg...]

To be fair, if someone said the word 'butt-wimple' near me, it's going to make me giggle, not cower.

I doubt there's a word filter in hell, though. I gave up on trying to come up with a Beelzebub worthy insult after 15 minutes of trying, since everything l**k*d l*k* th*s and it was really annoying x( .

[*Libertie*]

^You know, some of our resident trolls will tell you that you can override the offensive language filter by "changing" the font of one of the letters to the one you're currently using (which I believe is Arial), but that's just the word on the street, you didn't hear it from me. >_>

edit; Obligatory mod-style post: OH and don't do that, you'll get in big trouble.

[*I Shot JFK*]

Lol.

Takes more than the word f**k to scare me...

Bring it, Satan, because unless he's hitting me with a dictionary, I'm not gonna be all that impressed with words.

[viugiufgjhfhjfhg...]

^You know, some of our resident trolls will tell you that you can override the offensive language filter by "changing" the font of one of the letters to the one you're currently using (which I believe is Arial), but that's just the word on the street, you didn't hear it from me. >_>

Thanks for the advice you never gave me <.<

@ James:

Remember it's your big brother humiliating you in front of your friends, which doesn't necessarily need to be scary. Also, keep an eye on your cheetos.

[*Uronacid*]

I'm in lv2 >.>

[*I Shot JFK*]

Thanks for the advice you never gave me <.<

@ James:

Remember it's your big brother humiliating you in front of your friends, which doesn't necessarily need to be scary. Also, keep an eye on your cheetos.

I'm the eldest.

Muahahah.

Oh, and I don't like cheetos, so I shall side step that one pretty neatly

[*Uronacid*]

I'm the eldest.

Muahahah.

Oh, and I don't like cheetos, so I shall side step that one pretty neatly

James I'll pick on you :]

Butt-wimple