what is the lamest excuse you've heard..., .. from a girl for not going on a date? |
  |
 Jun 4 2004, 09:24 PM
Post
#1
|
|
 badminton rocks!!  Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,031  |
It's soooo funny the excuses I've heard from girls for not going on a date, it's ridculous and cliche'.
So yea... these are the excuses my friend and I have compiled: - I have to walk my dog - I'm having guests over - I need to take a really long bath - I don't have enough money - I'm already taken (when in reality, she's not) - I have to wash my hair that day... yea.. So yes, do any of theses sound familiar?  sheesh girls... Have any of you guys heard different things? I wanna know so that the next time a girl says those things to me, I can say "LIAR!" lolz... 
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 02:46 AM
Post
#2
|
|
|
Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,738 |
i have a friend who always uses ' i have to do homework "
thinks its funny or something |
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 03:42 AM
Post
#3
|
|
|
Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
um, none of that i've heard before. hehe
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 03:55 AM
Post
#4
|
|
 ThePinkPanda Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 |
Guys don't directly ask me out, so I don't get a chance to make up some lame excuse.
But this guy was GOING to ask me out. He told my friend. She told him I was taken. In reality, I wasn't. But I didn't want to go out with him anyways and he didn't bother me after that. |
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 11:37 AM
Post
#5
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,813 |
QUOTE(pikimoo @ Jun 5 2004, 3:55 AM) Guys don't directly ask me out, so I don't get a chance to make up some lame excuse. But this guy was GOING to ask me out. He told my friend. She told him I was taken. In reality, I wasn't. But I didn't want to go out with him anyways and he didn't bother me after that. lol.. something like that sorta happen to me, but she said i was taking so she could go out with tha guy 
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 11:37 AM
Post
#6
|
|
 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
i have to babysit mai litto sis..psh..hated dat one
|
|
|
|
| *krnxswat* |
Jun 5 2004, 12:29 PM
Post
#7
|
|
Guest |
What if they're actually telling the truth?
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 12:38 PM
Post
#8
|
|
 GOT CREATEBLOG? Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544 |
That she has to go clean up the kitchen
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 12:38 PM
Post
#9
|
|
 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 5 2004, 1:29 PM) What if they're actually telling the truth? Keep interrogatin` them! 
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 12:41 PM
Post
#10
|
|
 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
I've never had a lame excuse cause I barely ever go out on dates.. actually I don't go out on dates >_<" But if I did.. man I would say the truth.. I'm not allowed out
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 02:01 PM
Post
#11
|
|
 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
hah, da lamest excuse i heard from a guy was..i think, i just woke up.
 and it was 4 in the afternoon
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 02:08 PM
Post
#12
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 919 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,856 |
pfff, i never even got to first base (getting the girl)...cuz she keeps saying "i already have a bf" liar...
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 5 2004, 08:15 PM
Post
#13
|
|
 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 5 2004, 12:29 PM) What if they're actually telling the truth? heheh......
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 6 2004, 03:12 AM
Post
#14
|
|
|
badminton rocks!! Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,031 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 5 2004, 10:29 AM) What if they're actually telling the truth? if they are... whoops! and like she would tell you, you know? cause then why would you keep hinting, hiting on, and stuff and she'd keep responding to a point you'd want to ask her on a date??.. you know? : :
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 6 2004, 03:25 AM
Post
#15
|
|
 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Uhhhm.
Yeahhhh what if they WERE telling the truth.. because the girls around here are like.. "Uhhm I don't think of you like that way" and yeah. Not all girls make up lame excuses.. girls aren't lame 
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 6 2004, 08:44 PM
Post
#16
|
|
 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i had to comeher to see them and this one
QUOTE I have to walk my dog is really stupid cant belive a girl said it, but a girls got to do what a girls got to do. lmao
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 6 2004, 08:46 PM
Post
#17
|
|
 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
I have to clean my room
I have to fold my socks. |
|
|
|
|
Jun 6 2004, 11:21 PM
Post
#18
|
|
|
website designer Group: Member Posts: 98 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,237 |
I have to take care of my grandma, then she goes off with her ex bfs and lies to me about it .
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 6 2004, 11:46 PM
Post
#19
|
|
 t a c o s Group: Member Posts: 1,187 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,122 |
errands to run
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 7 2004, 02:12 AM
Post
#20
|
|
 x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
i always come up with the lamest excuses, but i use
"my mom wont let me go out" "gotta do the laundry" "im babysitting today" "i have to go to a birthday party that day" "cleaning around the house" 
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 7 2004, 02:16 AM
Post
#21
|
|
|
ThePinkPanda Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 |
Most girls I know just tell the truth.
And guys, 'I just think of you as a friend' is NOT always a lie. I wouldn't want to go out with one of my friends 
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 7 2004, 09:18 AM
Post
#22
|
|
|
Member Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,704 |
-i forgot your phone number (she never forgets people's phone number)
-i was over at my granny's house (her granny lives in korea) -she said that she was sad because her friend got dumped from her boyfriend (she doesnt really care if her friends get dumped by their boyfriends) -my mom wont let me out of the house (her mom is really nice and let her go anywhere she wants) -i have a flu (shes healthy, so she never ever got the cold before) |
|
|
|
|
Jun 7 2004, 12:53 PM
Post
#23
|
|
 *aSh* =] Group: Member Posts: 2,075 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,101 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Jun 6 2004, 3:25 AM) Uhhhm. Yeahhhh what if they WERE telling the truth.. because the girls around here are like.. "Uhhm I don't think of you like that way" and yeah. Not all girls make up lame excuses.. girls aren't lame yeah i just tell them the truth like.. "you're too good of a friend" or w/e the case is |
|
|
|
|
Jun 7 2004, 03:54 PM
Post
#24
|
|
 Your Fired! Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,713 |
i don't make up excuses, i tell them i don't like 'em. they should understand....
|
|
|
|
| *liquidize* |
Jun 7 2004, 05:02 PM
Post
#25
|
|
Guest |
lamest excuse i heard from a girl:
- saturday night live is on - I have lots of homework - i'm sick today |
|
|
|
|
Jun 8 2004, 12:55 AM
Post
#26
|
|
 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 8 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,099 |
i just got cancer.
i haf to go buy spaghetti sauce. i'm packing to go to Venus. |
|
|
|
|
Jun 8 2004, 01:17 AM
Post
#27
|
|
 <3~Tara~<3 Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,491 |
my sisters bf got in a car accident so she cant babysit my cousin anymore so i have to babysit my lil cousin. dat was my lamest one but then i got busted afta 30 mins afta lyin to him coz me n my sis decided to go to da mall n then we bumped into him...
|
|
|
|
|
Jun 8 2004, 01:38 AM
Post
#28
|
|
 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
QUOTE i just got cancer. im sorry if this sounds mean...but i dont find that one funny at all.  ive used, -im still sick -my parents want to spend time with me -i have to study -oPps ive made other plans. and eTc.  jackie
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 4 2006, 08:44 AM
Post
#29
|
|
|
Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,514 |
ohhh..im srry i had 2 wash my hair -.-
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 4 2006, 06:09 PM
Post
#30
|
|
|
Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 443,008 |
haha ok so this guy really put me on the spot. I knew he was gonna ask me to winter ball and i was kinda trying to just avoid him so he wouldn't have an oppertunity. But he came up to me in the library and caught me off gaurd and was all "so r u going to winterball" hahaha and stupid me "umm i dunno i may be in belgium visiting my family" i do have family there but i wasn't gonna visit them
|
|
|
|
| *salcha4u* |
Aug 4 2006, 06:42 PM
Post
#31
|
|
Guest |
My friend couldn't go on her date cuz her boyfriend had a baptism. She just stared and gave him the "wtf" look.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 4 2006, 07:51 PM
Post
#32
|
|
 portami via Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 |
Those are pretty amusing, I have to say. I'd probably use the guests excuse, now that I think about it. Haha.
|
|
|
|
| *RiC3xBoy* |
Aug 4 2006, 09:59 PM
Post
#33
|
|
Guest |
I'm just a girl!
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 4 2006, 11:25 PM
Post
#34
|
|
|
Newbie Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 448,716 |
I haven't (and hopefully never will) heard one before. Lucky me!
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 5 2006, 03:06 AM
Post
#35
|
|
 rissa. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,690 |
My dog died.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 5 2006, 03:30 AM
Post
#36
|
|
 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
i'd say.. "uh no"
lol, but then again i'm honest.
|
|
|
|
| *yrrnotelekktric* |
Aug 5 2006, 04:44 PM
Post
#37
|
|
Guest |
Haha, normally, if im not interested
I just say "...you`re not my type." |
|
|
|
|
Aug 17 2006, 11:32 PM
Post
#38
|
|
|
Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
whoaaa this has one of my earlier posts in it.
i've seen a girl do the "we'll go out on september 31st" one on a guy before. haha afterwards, i told him that there isn't a september 31st. the look on his face was priceless. |
|
|
|
|
Aug 20 2006, 11:50 PM
Post
#39
|
|
 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
QUOTE(dantay23 @ Aug 4 2006, 9:44 AM)  ohhh..im srry i had 2 wash my hair -.- My friend got that one.
|
|
|
|
| *LaStiNg4EtErNiTy* |
Aug 21 2006, 04:09 PM
Post
#40
|
|
Guest |
i've used:
+babysitting +family day +cant go out. but then that's actually the truth...most of the time. the whole washing my hair doesnt help me b/c he said we're close friends and he doesnt really care if my hair is crap. eh =\ |
|
|
|
|
Aug 21 2006, 06:00 PM
Post
#41
|
|
|
All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
The "i just got cancer" one is harsh. Tell it to him straight.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 21 2006, 06:10 PM
Post
#42
|
|
 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I've never given any kind of dumb excuse..
Usually if I don't want to go out with a guy, I just tell him that I'd rather be friends and I'm not into him like that. |
|
|
|
|
Aug 21 2006, 07:10 PM
Post
#43
|
|
|
All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Honestly, telling a guy you don't like him is a lot less harsh than making up an excuse.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 21 2006, 07:17 PM
Post
#44
|
|
|
What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Well the objective of my telling a guy that I'd rather be friends is to be truthful. It hurts, sure, but it's better than lying about not wanting to go out with a guy and possibly having him find out about it, don't you think?
Wouldn't you want a girl to be honest?  Plus, if you just give a guy an excuse, he could just keep on trying to ask you out and eventually you'll run out of chances. At least with telling him that you'd rather just be friends, will put a stop to that. |
|
|
|
|
Aug 21 2006, 07:47 PM
Post
#45
|
|
|
All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 21 2006, 8:17 PM) Well the objective of my telling a guy that I'd rather be friends is to be truthful. It hurts, sure, but it's better than lying about not wanting to go out with a guy and possibly having him find out about it, don't you think? Wouldn't you want a girl to be honest? Plus, if you just give a guy an excuse, he could just keep on trying to ask you out and eventually you'll run out of chances. At least with telling him that you'd rather just be friends, will put a stop to that. Haha exactly what I said. 
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 24 2006, 01:03 AM
Post
#46
|
|
 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
Umm, I heard this from a friend of mine.
"I think we should be friends". - More like a breakup line. "I'm busy cleaning". "I'm grounded". (When there not?) |
|
|
|
|
Aug 24 2006, 05:55 AM
Post
#47
|
|
 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE(LaStiNg4EtErNiTy @ Aug 22 2006, 5:09 AM) i've used: +babysitting +family day +cant go out. but then that's actually the truth...most of the time. the whole washing my hair doesnt help me b/c he said we're close friends and he doesnt really care if my hair is crap. eh =\ omg yes family day. no one believes that sunday is family day and i really cant leave. |
|
|
|
| *Uronacid* |
Aug 24 2006, 09:19 AM
Post
#48
|
|
Guest |
-Sorry, I have to feed my fish...
Excuses ruin relationsihips... I would rather hear... "I'm sorry, I really pissed off at you right now, and rather thatn screaming in your face... I would like to call you back." |
|
|
|
|
Aug 24 2006, 10:10 AM
Post
#49
|
|
 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,614 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,903 |
My dog died. -tear-
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 25 2006, 05:56 PM
Post
#50
|
|
|
All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
QUOTE(Uronacid @ Aug 24 2006, 10:19 AM) -Sorry, I have to feed my fish... Excuses ruin relationsihips... I would rather hear... "I'm sorry, I really pissed off at you right now, and rather thatn screaming in your face... I would like to call you back." Yes they do. Friendships and other relationships both. |
|
|
|
|
Aug 25 2006, 07:54 PM
Post
#51
|
|
|
wherever you go, i will be waiting Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 397,591 |
the lamest excuse i've ever given was "i forgot to do my summer reading" (and i didnt really have any summer reading) and when he asked me what i had to read i went, "i really dont know." i felt like an idiot. haha.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 25 2006, 08:04 PM
Post
#52
|
|
|
All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
 I feel really bad for that kid.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 25 2006, 11:58 PM
Post
#53
|
|
|
wherever you go, i will be waiting Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 397,591 |
haha. i was just like. oh snap. i did not just say that.
|
|
|
|
|
Aug 26 2006, 12:50 AM
Post
#54
|
|
|
(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
haha. the lamest excuse i ever gave anyone was "i'm pms-ing go away"
|
|
|
|
|
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: