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 Jun 4 2004, 02:58 PM
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 badminton rocks!!  Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,031  |
Here's a funny little, I guess, complaint, request form, whatever, that my friend found while searching the internet. Tell me how you like it; I think it's hella funny~! I changed one of the words because I don't think it's inappropriate to be online... lolz... on createblog anyways... just use your mind to replace the word I changed that would fit it betterer!!!
 :I, the dick, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1) I do physical labour. 2) I work at great depths. 3) I plunge head first into everything I do 4) I dont get weekends & bank holidays off 5) I work in a damp environment 6) I work in dark places that have poor ventilation 7) I work in high temperatures 8) My work exposes me to contagious diseases Yours sincerley, dick Dear dick After considering the arguemants you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1) You never work eight hours straight 2) You fall asleep after brief work 3) You do not always follow the orders of the management 3) You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. 4) You do not take initiative 5) You need stimulation in order to start work 6) You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift 7) You will retire well before you are 65 8) You are unable to work double shifts]You regulary leave your area of work before the task is complete and finally.. 9) You are always seen entering and leaving work with 2 suspicious looking bags. Yours sincerley The management |
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Jun 4 2004, 03:06 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Haha. Wow. This is rather interesting.
 
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Jun 4 2004, 03:09 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
ahh! dirty jokes..that one is funny though
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Jun 4 2004, 04:40 PM
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badminton rocks!! Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,031 |
does "moved" mean it's going away...? T.T??
<edit> oh haha... its moved to another folder... whoops... lol... its in humor now... yay! ^.^ |
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Jun 4 2004, 05:57 PM
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 dance like no ones watching Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,372 |
hahah that was pretty funny! I laughed
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Jun 4 2004, 06:06 PM
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 Fizzle Ma Nizzle Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
kinda dirty but funnie
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Jun 4 2004, 06:09 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
QUOTE 7) You will retire well before you are 65 I love it. It's so funny, although i have read it before. Twice. |
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Jun 5 2004, 04:13 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats interestin n funni
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Jun 5 2004, 08:32 AM
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 jesus freak Group: Member Posts: 378 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,748 |
haha!
that's pretty funny and... interesting xD
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Jun 5 2004, 05:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
haha. thats very interseting
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Jun 6 2004, 03:32 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
yeah its more interesting than funny
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Jun 6 2004, 03:39 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
hah, just another joke i don't get...arggh.
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Jul 5 2004, 01:58 PM
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 Peter aka Peetah =) Group: Member Posts: 198 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,046 |
QUOTE(asiangetokewl @ Jun 4 2004, 2:58 PM) Dear dick After considering the arguemants you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: 1) You never work eight hours straight 2) You fall asleep after brief work 3) You do not always follow the orders of the management 3) You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. 4) You do not take initiative 5) You need stimulation in order to start work 6) You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift 7) You will retire well before you are 65 8) You are unable to work double shifts]You regulary leave your area of work before the task is complete and finally.. 9) You are always seen entering and leaving work with 2 suspicious looking bags. Yours sincerley The management i found the end funnier  .. 2 supspicious looking bags
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Jul 5 2004, 04:01 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
lol that's funny
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Jul 5 2004, 04:03 PM
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 Future Mr. Kelly Clarkson Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,552 |
lmao dat was funni
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Jul 6 2004, 06:01 AM
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 scream my lungs out Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,578 |
lol that's frickin' funny
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Jul 6 2004, 06:07 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE 9) You are always seen entering and leaving work with 2 suspicious looking bags. Whoa. LoL. Funneh stuff. Disturbing..but..funneh.
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Jul 6 2004, 12:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
ewww!! ahhaahahah i was like.. wut? at first.. but now i get it. EW
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Jul 6 2004, 07:26 PM
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LOL funny joke, 2 suspicous bags
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Jul 6 2004, 08:14 PM
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 unpretty Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,778 |
 Thats....great. I wonder who thinks of these...some perverts that sit at home all day and think of these jokes? Lol naaw but it was funny. ^_^
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Jul 6 2004, 09:07 PM
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 tomorrow is a new day Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,956 |
lols hahah it is funnie
ROFL
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Jul 7 2004, 12:30 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao thats hilarious
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Jul 7 2004, 01:17 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ha! i read this in an email i got. love it!
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Jul 7 2004, 11:29 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
um....right..
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Jul 8 2004, 02:32 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
umm.. lol? it's a little pervy but it's funny..
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