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how long can u piss for????
xltrendylad
post Dec 20 2006, 08:29 AM
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Guys, just wondering, how long can u piss for, i can manage nearly 4 mins without a stream break and think i am in a league of my own..... but am sure there are more of us out there!!

Let me know if you can piss the same or longer..... I am going to post on youtibe to prove!>!
 
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post Dec 20 2006, 10:15 AM
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An hour, without pauses.
 
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post Dec 20 2006, 03:56 PM
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it depends if i drink hella alcohol i can piss for minutes with my eyes closed haha but if i was awake and ok maybe like 8 secs?
 
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post Dec 20 2006, 11:24 PM
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I dont hold pisses. Its just that my awesomeness cannot be contained.
 
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post Dec 21 2006, 12:36 AM
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I dunno, its like I time myself but yeah quite some time.
 
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post Dec 21 2006, 12:44 AM
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I need to pee now... I'll count how long...

[edit] 15 seconds, I own all of you
 
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post Dec 21 2006, 02:26 AM
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all day, man.






no, seriously...




okay no. but i know my brother can do it for like 10 seconds XD

...Don't ask why i know that.
 
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post Dec 21 2006, 02:36 AM
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2 minutes reg ......5 minutes if i had like 4 beers....but ive been sober for pretty much 5 months
 
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post Dec 22 2006, 05:06 AM
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I drink mostly water so I piss a lot but only a little at a time. Like I go piss like 2 times every half an hour if I drink A LOT of water but it will aonly be a little at a time. But my longest piss was about 4 minutes. I even called my friend in to count mississippi after like the first 45 seconds. It was pretty funny.

Haha, now I have to piss. I'll try and hold it for a bit.............. cry.gif og f**k it I gtg!
 
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post Feb 15 2007, 04:26 AM
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any lads hold record for long pisses out there????
 
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post Feb 15 2007, 10:00 AM
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i can piss up to one min.

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post Feb 15 2007, 11:37 AM
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As long as you want. eyebrowes.gif
 
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post Feb 15 2007, 08:48 PM
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That depends if I'm half-asleep or awake.
 
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post Feb 15 2007, 10:58 PM
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yeah whenever i drink beer, i can piss for literally 5 minutes and for some reason its like clear water, not yellow haha
well obviously you don't know the difference of piss color depending on your hydration level.
 
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post Feb 16 2007, 01:03 AM
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well obviously you don't know the difference of piss color depending on your hydration level.


If I'm pissing on you, I'm sure I could hold out for a little longer... you know, out of spite.
 
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post Feb 16 2007, 02:12 AM
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i think i counted and it was like 20 seconds long lol. maybe
 
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post Feb 19 2007, 02:17 AM
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The longest was maybe around 30 seconds. o.O
 
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post Feb 19 2007, 07:13 AM
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If I'm pissing on you, I'm sure I could hold out for a little longer... you know, out of spite.

Well its no longer a golden shower if you're fully hydrated and your piss is clear, its just a regular shower then.

Drink a bottle of water then pee it out the next day so it gets that mountain dew colour and tangy smell.
 
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post Feb 19 2007, 08:09 AM
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1/2 hour, just kidding, but when I had a lnog one, I'd say it was about 2-3 minutes, it wouldn't stop dude.
 
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post Feb 20 2007, 03:01 PM
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4 minutes..? yea, right.


maybe like..10 seconds if i really need to.
 
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post Feb 21 2007, 10:48 PM
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I can't piss for very long but i can piss in my own face while standing up...j/k lol...or am I?
 
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post Feb 22 2007, 04:19 AM
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QUOTE(xltrendylad @ Dec 20 2006, 8:29 AM) *
Guys, just wondering, how long can u piss for, i can manage nearly 4 mins without a stream break and think i am in a league of my own..... but am sure there are more of us out there!!

Let me know if you can piss the same or longer..... I am going to post on youtibe to prove!>!


I really hope you're kidding. I don't think that's healthy. Well, next time I take a piss I'll count for you.
 
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post Mar 25 2007, 04:58 PM
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ummm ok. i can piss for about maybe 1 min 49 secs on avg but i can hold it for about 16 hrs if necessary :) i have a bladder of steel
 
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post Mar 25 2007, 05:02 PM
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^ hey me too!
 
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post Mar 27 2007, 02:56 PM
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tetetete...this topic makes me cheezy...you guys are dOrks!! laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 27 2007, 07:54 PM
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I never bothered to count.
 
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post Mar 28 2007, 10:15 PM
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hmmm brb gotta go test it out

5 1/2 hahaha
 
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post Apr 10 2007, 03:30 PM
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Wow, i cant believe people are talking about how long they can pee for @_@
 
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post Apr 10 2007, 04:03 PM
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This topic is funny.. I manage 10 sec. lmao.. i drink alot but sweat it all out usually
 
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post Apr 18 2007, 07:29 PM
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i dont get it...


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