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 Dec 18 2006, 07:31 PM
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ok so theres this blonde, brunette, and a red head. They all went in to a jungle and get lost. Hours pass and they still cant find a way back to civilization. Then they stumble upon this clearing and see a field of fruits/vegetables and a house. Being so hungry/tired, all 3 of them run in to the field and start eatting. Then a man comes out of the house with a shotgun and says "WHOS OUT THERE?IF YOU DONT ANSWER IM GONNA SHOOT!" so being afraid that they might get shot they answer "were lost and hungry, and we were juss wondering if we could have some fruits from your field" the guy answers "YES BUT YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE THING, AND YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME IT" so the red head goes in to the field and gets a banana, and goes up to the farmer and shows it to him. he says NOW SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND IF YOU SCREAM OR SAY ANYTHING I WILL SHOOT YOU. so she put it up her ass and moaned, so he shot her. The brunette came with a cherry and showed it to the farmer and he sed the same thing to her so he shot her because she moaned. The red head/brunette were both laying on the ground when the brunette started laughing histerically. The red head asked what she was laughing at and she answered "Because I saw the blonde walking up to the house with a WATERMELON!
lol this joke made me laugh... lets see what you guys got |
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Dec 18 2006, 08:31 PM
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Moved to Humor
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Dec 26 2006, 07:17 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
eh...i dont really like that one.
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Dec 27 2006, 01:25 AM
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That sounds like this other joke my friend told me but the first guy picked oranges, the second picked grapes and was going to win but started laughing then the thirst guy brought pineapples...
 but yeah since they laughed or screamed, they were put in a pot to cook for dinner...
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Dec 27 2006, 01:54 AM
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 my michelle. Group: Member Posts: 792 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,094 |
I like the 'fire' one. The one where they scream disasters and avoid being shot, etc, etc..
if anybody knows what i'm talking about. |
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Dec 27 2006, 02:29 AM
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hm...intriguing.
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Dec 27 2006, 01:25 PM
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my michelle. Group: Member Posts: 792 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,094 |
Okay, i'll put it.
But i think there are a million versions of this. Three women, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde are about to be executed for crimes. The brunette is brought forward and is asked if she has any last requests and she says no. The executioner says "Ready..aim.." Suddenly the brunette yells "EARTHQUAKE!" everyone is starteld and turns around and she manages to escape. The redhead is brought forward and asked if she has any last requests, and she says no. The executioner says "Ready..aim.." Suddenly the redhead screams "TORNADO!" Everyone is once again startled and looks around. She manages to escape as well. By now, the blonde figures out the trick. She is brought forward and asked if she has any last requests and she says no. The executioner says "Ready..aim.." Suddenly the blonde shouts "FIRE!" |
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