how many of you guys, get morning wood? Options

[timeflies51]

Mmmmmmm just curious.


(I searched.)

[datass]

What are morning woods?

oh nevermind.

[*sofakinglazy*]

Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to put on jeans with it is whats frustrating.

[show_me]

Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to change in the locker room. Once I had to wait for (almost) everyone to leave before changing.

[emokimo.co.nr]

Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (sometimes)!

[freeridefight]

Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room

[*a painefull euphoria*]

^^ahah this thread is funny to read
poor guys.

[ANG33ZY]

I voted "Pretty much every day."

[AngryBaby]

its no fair, girls should get morning wood

[katiecakess]

err.. 'morning wood..'

..?

[tropicalchic]

My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but laugh when he gets changed in the morning.

Its about time guys have something to complain about, girls have to go through a fair bit with their bodies.

[Smoogrish]

I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm.

[*a painefull euphoria*]

i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle with his jeans in the morning
it brings tears in my eyes

[*sofakinglazy*]

I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm.

Thats raw.

[AngryBaby]

I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm.

yeah you seem like the type of person that would do that.

[keisuke2k4]

pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometimes -.- specially when you are running late>.<

[calvinz23]

almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its own.. sux..

[hunterxhollywood]

I get it, like, EVERY morning

Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to change in the locker room. Once I had to wait for (almost) everyone to leave before changing.

Woahh! I've always been afraid of that... I have PE 5th period, so 4th period I try to prevent any boners from happening, and it's worked..
so far..

[iDecay]

I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to get it into my jeans.

[hunterxhollywood]

I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to get it into my jeans.

HEY!
..thats not funny

[*sofakinglazy*]

Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.

[xforgottenlove]

i'm so glad i'm a girl [:

[Laughsalot]

its no fair, girls should get morning wood

girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.

[iDecay]

Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.

No one was supposed to know that I have both..

[PingPong]

well if u think about it..

i guess its better that u know it can go up.. without viagra..

then knowing it wont go up cuz ur old..

iono.. haha

[*IVIike*]

Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room

me too i hate it i get it pretty much every morning and i always have to go to weights in the morning so yeah its a problem.

[*Uronacid*]

I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD

[TehJusty]

I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it's too cold to go outside in the morning... Oh wait... I get it now... no wait... yeah... we're still talking about trees...

[fall3n_s0ul]

How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morning? I only sleep with my boxers.. when i wake up, I go take a shower too so it wares off. My mom never saw me with a morning wood and I don't plan that she will anytime to my whole life. That's what L0CKS are for.

[Stefanny]

its no fair, girls should get morning wood

girls have periods. we think guys should have it too

[GREASEbaby]

Haha these are funny topics to read...

[smoke]

I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me 'cause I never see anyone first thing in the morning. If I do, it sucks because it's so obvious.

[*Duchess of Dork*]

There are guys that don't get morning wood?

[Jerico Drum]

girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.

I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway.

Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.

A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!

[lyin_in_wait]

I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway.

Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.

A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!

fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone...

[Jerico Drum]

fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone...

I know that women get kidney stones too, but for men it is coming out a smaller hole. And it doesn't always go away after you pass a few. My friend Brandon had them for a week and a friend I had in middle school had them for like a freaking year! I guess you got the cyst though, I really don't know much about them.

[mono_logue]

i only got it a couple times

[vash1530]

i jack off in my sleep

[blurrr]

lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke up with it and hes like u hafta give me a few minutes b4 i can get up...it was kinda funny

[Relentless]

I get it now and than. It's just disturbing when someone comes in the room, and I'm like uhhh...... (x

[heyyfrankie]

uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild.

[skillxz]

lol TBH, not really, if ever..

I always hear of it, but it never really happens.

I might get it DURING sleeping with the dreams n' all..but not right when I get up, which is a good thing.

[deplorable]

what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just proves that god hates the male specie.

[swishersweet]

i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and im all rolled on my back with the blanket just everywhere else besides on me and she's just standing there laughing than some times my mom comes in...

[*steve330*]

I hate getting it, and then realizing that you have to be at school/work very soon, and you still have to go eat breakfast and you are forced to put on jeans because shorts are too flimsy and it will just plop back down and be easy to see. So I tend to walk with jeans and my arms crossed as if I were stretching so no one notices. Then I quickly sit down and cros smy legs and hurry and eat then get out of there :D

but yeah, I used to get it more often, now its just now and then.

edit: Phh women may have to go through all that pregnancy nonsense, but we have to deal with them throwing up loudly and interrupting our TV experience. Also the whole drive to the hospital thing, "Can I just finish this game real quick!?"

[YaGurlSukedMe2SL...]

I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold shower can't even cure.

[RAWRstephishere]

its no fair, girls should get morning wood

No fair, guys should have periods and have to worry about getting pregnant.

[NgocQuyen]

There are guys that don't get morning wood?

that's what i was thinking. :O

[ashleybby]

hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
"/
hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao

[EmoEyelinerx]

girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.

Sooooooooo true.

[trulyandnever]

hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
"/
hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao

Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell

[Le_Britt_Scot]

Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!!!

I just imagine what I would do to a morning missle with my mouth.

[Detective]

I get them sometimes.

[MrElsewhere]

Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.

[*stephinika*]

There are guys that don't get morning wood?

Thats what I was thinking too, haha. My boyfriend tends to get them.

One time, I was with some friends and talking about morning boners for some reason, and one of my friends had a blonde moment and asked:
"What's a morning boner look like?"
" Like other boners?"
Hehehe...

[RyanWasHere]

Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.

Sounds about right to me...

[swishersweet]

wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u get less tents when u get older though

[bobbyrocks15]

Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell

you evil women

and its more awkward when you share a room
with your younger brother

[bamababy89]

I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, but hey, I read cosmo.
Ya'll, its technically got to do with either your bladder, or a vivid dream.

Im not seeing the humor in it.
If you have to see someone, I can see that
being really awkward. But most guys I ask
don't mind. "yayy!" they say.

and it just got funny.

[demolished]

children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenagers.

[fathomlessdame]

children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenagers.

duh, why would they get it more?

[felesha]

.....HAHA

[DarkImpressions]

Lol.
Hahahha I never thought someone would make a thread like this.
Ummm I thought that was natural Lol

[fagget]

girls:
-periods
-breasts
-cramps
-bloating

Some girls seem to lack that. Like the whole bunch of Asian girls on cB.

[JonnyMoseley]

I hate it. I alsways have to put something on before i leave my room to go take a shower. atleast it goes away in like a hour. girls are so lucky. it is so embarising to have it in a class.

[*steve330*]

Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties and we don't.

[SenorClean]

I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 15.

[*steve330*]

What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-the-middle-of-class-while-having-to-walk-up-to-the-teacher-to-turn-in-a-test-wood.

[spongeboblover]

i get it all the time =]

[BankruptcyLyts]

all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though . .

[KayleighKins]

What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-the-middle-of-class-while-having-to-walk-up-to-the-teacher-to-turn-in-a-test-wood.

Hahaha. Or swimming-in-a-pool-full-of-sexy-girls-oh-shit-f**king-bathingsuit?

That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D

(girls are mean >:D)

[*steve330*]

^did they at least touch you?

[*alovesopure*]

Hahaha. Or swimming-in-a-pool-full-of-sexy-girls-oh-shit-f**king-bathingsuit?

That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D

(girls are mean >:D)

That happened to one of my friends once too. We laughed a lot.

[*Mercy*]

Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties and we don't.

1000 bucks for taking my oneliner and special word.

YOU COOTIE.

No my boyfriend gets them all the damn time...Its getting a little akward now.

[Chicago]

ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is getting difficult!

[KayleighKins]

^did they at least touch you?

I'm a girl. Do you mean did my guy friend touch a girl? My old best friend sat on his lap because she's a slutty tease.

ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is getting difficult!

My ex boyfriend used to angle it up and it would stick out of his pants. He would hide it behind his shirt. It made me laugh :D

[top]

Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol

[nishikigoi]

Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.

Works both ways. Also don't want pee coming out when erm. yeah.

[*SinfullySweet*]

Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!?

[freeridefight]

Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping and has an erection. It doenst mean you had some erotic dream, it just happens. It goes away after a few minutes usually.

[SamuraiX20]

Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty minutes 2 get up and play halo because it gets in the way of things LOL

[SamuraiX20]

I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol

[*steve330*]

^you can always tuck it up :)

[Lyts-by-me]

HATE it.

[cherry90]

its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so most ppl dnt see it!! plus no one coems 2 wake me up unless im l8! then its a problem


theres alos the fit-girl-sits-on-ya-lap-wood-!!!!! my thats embarresing!! it was like bugger here it comes urm excuse me need toiulet lol!!! !

[HTMLrulesdood]

omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school
and you cant put on your pants until it gous away
haha

[illriginal]

Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have our special day, we call "sexors day" :D
Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.


You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P

[veryfeminine]

It happens to me a lot. It's ok though because my penis is so small it is hard to notice.

[fathomlessdame]

It happens to me a lot. It's ok though because my penis is so small it is hard to notice.

uh, like we really need to kno if you have a small dick. no offense

[iGio]

^you can always tuck it up :)

Depends how big it is.Because if its not small at all,try tucking it.effin hurts when you try to walk.Its like pissing out a baby.I did that one morning to hide it from the fed ex lady.I was bending my legs and squinting.she asked if i had down syndrome

[hunterxhollywood]

Yeah. Just about everyday..
Ugh.

[animalinside]

my roommate in college used to tell me about how id be sleeping and my sheets would just begin to rise outta nowhere...

he would sometimes wake me up if he was bringing his girl over and ask me to turn over or something

[Castaway]

i get it at night too.
i don't know why
it's random

[Just2Fresh]

I slept over my girlfriends house one time and forgot I was there in the morning so when I got up from downstairs to go say goodmorning to her and her folks and noticed I had "morning wood" lol funniest thing because someone was headed towards me so I had to hurry back to the room.

A good method to put on jeans, push it down then pull your jeans up =)

[Trolling]

It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.-

[Castaway]

It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.-

that's one of my greatest fears.

[tr1pp1n]

i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like
hey look
i have a
boner
I
V

[tr1pp1n]

bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or not ;) KEEP EM ON THEM TOES

[*Mercy*]

^Please dont double post.

EDIT.EDIT.EDIT.

[*SinfullySweet*]

Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping and has an erection. It doenst mean you had some erotic dream, it just happens. It goes away after a few minutes usually.

Ohh, I see. Its actually kinda funny seeing guys trying to hide boners. I've seen alot of guys trying to hide them at the pools. Haha