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dead baby jokes!, sick, yet hilarious
timeflies51
post Oct 19 2006, 01:52 PM
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Maybe I'm crazy, but I love dead baby jokes.

Here's a huge list: http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com

Post your favorites!



Here are the classics:


What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans!


What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car?

I don't have a car in my garage.


How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.




(BTW: I wouldn't actually do anything of these things to a baby, I just happen to have a sick sense of humor...)
 
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post Oct 19 2006, 02:15 PM
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that's so wrong. its just sad. i couldn't laugh at that it would make me feel like a bad person.
 
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post Oct 19 2006, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(just another teenage dirtbag @ Oct 19 2006, 3:15 PM) *
that's so wrong. its just sad. i couldn't laugh at that it would make me feel like a bad person.


agreed
 
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post Oct 19 2006, 05:48 PM
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In our gym class, I usually am in a group with the same people and when we had our golf unit everyone would share dead baby jokes... and Hellen Keller jokes.
It was sick, but I think when you hear someone say some of them you can't help but laugh. Does that make me a bad person?
 
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post Oct 28 2006, 12:18 AM
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I never even got a chuckle out of these dead baby jokes.

They're way too sick.
 
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post Nov 3 2006, 07:29 PM
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What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car?
I don't have a car in my garage.

ugh. sorry. it's just really cruel. i know you said you woulnd't do any of this but... _unsure.gif
 
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post Nov 5 2006, 12:43 PM
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C'mon people, lighten up. They're not real.

I made this topic a while back.
 
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post Nov 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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i could see if these "cruel" jokes were atleast a little bit funny, but they're not...they're not funny at all. _dry.gif
 
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post Nov 5 2006, 12:54 PM
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They are not funny at all
 
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post Nov 5 2006, 04:18 PM
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THATS SICK. EVIL PEOPLE. ITS NOT A THING TO JOKE ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THESE THINGS. THINK ABOUT IT.
 
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post Nov 7 2006, 09:17 PM
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Some of them can be really, really sick. But the stupid ones that make you roll your eyes are pretty funny. Hey, people make cruel and perverted jokes everyday. People even make money for making those jokes.
 
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post Nov 8 2006, 09:35 PM
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you guys are all sissies, I for one applaud this woman's sense of humor and her ability to NOT BE A LIBERAL PUSSY

high five me girl o/
 
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post Nov 8 2006, 10:16 PM
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...Mr. I have a 30% warn level.
 
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post Nov 8 2006, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE(magicfann @ Nov 8 2006, 6:35 PM) *
you guys are all sissies, I for one applaud this woman's sense of humor and her ability to NOT BE A LIBERAL PUSSY

high five me girl o/



WOW


your cool...



NOT
 
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post Nov 9 2006, 12:02 AM
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sick.gif Alot of these are really sick.
The big mac one was kind of funny, but... ew.
 
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post Nov 9 2006, 01:47 PM
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lol some of these are funny

Maaaaaan you guys act like this is a news article or something. Lighten up.
 
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post Nov 9 2006, 08:49 PM
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...Mr. I have a 30% warn level.

i'm at 40% now i have no idea why =[
 
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post Nov 9 2006, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(magicfann @ Nov 9 2006, 7:49 PM) *
i'm at 40% now i have no idea why =[


Haha, you better slow down. Dang, be good for one day.
 
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post Nov 9 2006, 10:38 PM
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Haha, you better slow down. Dang, be good for one day.

but then what would cB do without me
 
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post Nov 9 2006, 10:44 PM
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Well, they wouldn't have someone making stupid posts. Eh, guess they'd have to get rid of me too. _dry.gif
 
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post Nov 11 2006, 11:42 PM
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dead baby jokes suck.
their imature and gross.
and not funny
 
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post Nov 13 2006, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE(timeflies51 @ Oct 19 2006, 1:52 PM) *
Maybe I'm crazy, but I love dead baby jokes.

Here's a huge list: http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com

Post your favorites!
Here are the classics:
What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans!
What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car?

I don't have a car in my garage.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.
(BTW: I wouldn't actually do anything of these things to a baby, I just happen to have a sick sense of humor...)


Can see that your sense of humour is indeed sickly... none of these made me laugh but rather thinking about how you posted them here...
 
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:48 PM
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Haha, I like how so many people are offended by jokes. This topic reminded me of an IM conversation I had about the remake of the Amityville Horror film. We were talking about Debie. It was sick. But oh-so-funny.
 
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post Nov 14 2006, 10:50 PM
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yeah i feel slow..i don't get itt
 
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post Nov 15 2006, 02:17 AM
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That's some creepy ish.
 
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