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post Oct 7 2006, 06:37 PM
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What was the last thing someone said to you that made you lost for words?

Mine was on Thursday, when someone declared in politics that she thinks 'All Muslims should have to fly on different planes, because they all want to blow us up, and i dont like them'

I was actually making small jaw movements and incoherent sounds.

then i recovered, and had to be quite firm with her.
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 07:36 PM
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She's ... ignorant.

Anyways.

A Hispanic friend of mine says, "all Asians are smart, you will do it".

i was stunned because i'm Asian.
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 07:47 PM
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Well. It wasn't exactly "said" to me... we were passing notes back and forth during a butterfly lecture with scary sayings from scary movies.

Her: "I'm watching you..."
Me: "I know what you did last summer..."
Her: "I know what you do in the shower..."
Me: "I watch you when you sleep..."
Her: "I sleep WITH you..."

I kind of read that and was so shocked I couldn't think of something to top it.
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 07:57 PM
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Setting is during math class, a few days ago.

Me: "Hey man, can I borrow a piece of paper?"
Him: "Psshh no..."
Me: "Why not..."
Him: "Because you're Black."
Me: . . .

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Oh, I never got the paper I needed from him.
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 08:07 PM
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Friend : "OMG, Elaine remember that really hot guy at PacSun?"
Me : "YES. HIS HAIR!"
Friend : "AND HIS LIP RINGS!"
Me : "AND HIS GLASSES!"
Friend : "But if only his pants were a little bit tighter."
Me : " ohmy.gif sick.gif "
Friend : "What? I like staring at a guy's ass."

Yeahh. Pretty awkward.
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 08:25 PM
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"Hey, what kind of music do you like?"



"rock, how bout you?"



"yeah, me too. who's your favorite band?"




"toby keith"





"........................"
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(rawr SOCK @ Oct 7 2006, 6:07 PM) *
Friend : "OMG, Elaine remember that really hot guy at PacSun?"
Me : "YES. HIS HAIR!"
Friend : "AND HIS LIP RINGS!"
Me : "AND HIS GLASSES!"
Friend : "But if only his pants were a little bit tighter."
Me : " ohmy.gif sick.gif "
Friend : "What? I like staring at a guy's ass."

Hey, tell you and your friend to quit talking about me Elaine!
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 09:31 PM
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Friend: "Sometimes, when I poke people's butt, it's scary because they get all muscular all of a sudden."
Me: "Um...okay."
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 09:35 PM
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Me : Dude your sister's hot!
Eric : Yeah i know
Me : O___O what?
Eric : Nothing. :walks away:
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 09:37 PM
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"Stop staring at my ass!"

I didn't know what to say. :[
 
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post Oct 7 2006, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(F_L_I_P @ Oct 7 2006, 9:35 PM) *
Me : Dude your sister's hot!
Eric : Yeah i know
Me : O___O what?
Eric : Nothing. :walks away:


HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 09:22 AM
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'melissa what are you doing'
me-............

i wasnt doing anything.just scribbling :[
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 12:16 PM
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QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Oct 7 2006, 9:56 PM) *
Hey, tell you and your friend to quit talking about me Elaine!

Shut up, Kevin. tongue.gif

He wasn't attractive at all. My friend just really likes emo guys. mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 12:22 PM
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What is a conservative?



That stunned everyone within a 10 foot radius.
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 01:03 PM
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QUOTE(Statues/Shadows @ Oct 8 2006, 1:22 PM) *
What is a conservative?
That stunned everyone within a 10 foot radius.


HAHA when i read yours i was stunned. lol then i realized you were talking about someone else ahhaaha. laugh.gif XD.gif

but when this B*TCH tried to be rude to me cause i waited longer than her in the line than she did and she tried to get in front, i just loooked at her.
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 02:28 PM
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Heh. Yeah, don't worry, I'm not that dumb. I have the same government teacher as her, so my friend and I told our teacher that someone in one of her classes didn't know what a conservative was, and her response was "bummer." No wonder I have such a high grade in there..
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 02:29 PM
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When the girl who thought Europe was in America was going to apply for a job at Best Buy.
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 02:32 PM
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My Mandarin teacher, on many occasions.

"Excuse me, can I just take a look at my test again? I have a little question."
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOU SHOULD BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE IN CLASS, DON'T HANG OUT WITH THOSE PEOPLE."
Me: "..."

Or:

"If you have a question with your Mandarin homework, feel free to ask your friends for help since my English isn't too good."

So I proceed to help my friend.

"If you have a question with the Mandarin homework, PLEASE ASK ME, you're disrupting the class."

Me: "..."
 
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post Oct 8 2006, 02:35 PM
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heres a funny one, when my friend thought that you can reach 0 lbs. and i was talking about a 0 waist.
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 02:13 PM
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this girl in my english class and asked a really stupid quesiton which was, "wait what is the solar system again? ..the earth isn't in the middle right?" the class was like blink.gif and we tried not laughing then she responds before the professor can answer, "i'm not stupid really!"


omg. blink.gif
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Oct 7 2006, 8:57 PM) *
Setting is during math class, a few days ago.

Me: "Hey man, can I borrow a piece of paper?"
Him: "Psshh no..."
Me: "Why not..."
Him: "Because you're Black."
Me: . . .

<Insert KC's Avatar>



Oh, I never got the paper I needed from him.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FILIPINO?
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 02:18 PM
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me - yo you wanna scrim?
friend - sure, hold on im gonna take a piss
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 02:26 PM
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QUOTE(ICKY GIRLLL @ Oct 7 2006, 10:37 PM) *
"Stop staring at my ass!"

I didn't know what to say. :[

i told you to stop, you should've stopped :(
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Oct 9 2006, 3:16 PM) *
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FILIPINO?

Yeah I am. That was the odd part. mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 03:19 PM
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this african american guy comes up to me and says:

Guy: ur pretty
Me: awwww thanks
Guy: are you black
me: *just stared at him and walked away*

NO!! LOL IM FILIPINO. this was like during the winter too, and i didnt have a tan. maybe if i had like a really dark tan then i'd understand. lol i was sooo confused.
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 03:21 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Oct 9 2006, 2:26 PM) *
i told you to stop, you should've stopped :(


I can't help it. It's so squishy.
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 03:47 PM
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you can't live in the vaghole anymore :(
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 03:49 PM
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MSN conversation...

Justin says:
I'm going, I swear to God.
Eric says:
yea, and im Bill Franklin
Eric says:
i flew a f**kin kite.
Eric says:
err
Eric says:
BEN FRANKLIN
Eric says:
ROFL
Eric says:
ROFL
Justin says:
Wow...
Eric says:
I DROPPED OUT
Eric says:
LOL
 
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post Oct 9 2006, 04:04 PM
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post May 25 2007, 09:31 PM
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Some douche I had just met for literally half an hour tops through another friend asked me for free weed. Who the fuck does that? Needless to say, I'm appalled.
 
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post May 25 2007, 09:53 PM
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Annoying kid: Yo whats good?
Me: Do you think your gangster or something?
Him: Shut up..
Me: Seriously? Do you want to be gangster?
Him: Yeah..
Me: HAHAHAH.
Him: Shut up..yo could you get me some cigs.
Me: Do you even know how to smoke one?
Him: Ya you just breathe in the smoke.
Me: Uh no..you inhale the smoke into your lungs..
Him: What If I dont want it in my lungs?
Me: Then whats the point in smoking?
Him: To look cool.
Me: You wanna smoke to look cool?
Him: Yeah.
I really dont know what else to say to that..
 
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QUOTE(Dustin. @ Oct 7 2006, 08:25 PM) *
"Hey, what kind of music do you like?"
"rock, how bout you?"
"yeah, me too. who's your favorite band?"
"toby keith"
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Reminds me of this girl in my Food Service class when my friend and I were talking about a concert and she asked us what kind of music the bands were that we were naming and we said "Rock, that sort of music." And she said "Ooooh, like John Mayer" She was so serious it was actually kind of sad.
 
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