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Would you ever have sex with your friends mom if...
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:56 AM
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All these conditions were true:

1. You weren't in a relationship.

2. Your friend would never know about it.

3. You found her extremely attractive. (Like, smokin hot)

4. She was consistantly comming onto you.

5. Your friend was the sex of your choice.

6. You had only known your friend for about a month.

7. You were alone with his/her mother for 24 hours.

I don't know why I thought of this... well, accually I do... My mother is a MILF, and all my friends tell me how hot she is... it makes me f**kin insane. So, no I wouldn't do this myself, but I guess I could understand people wanting to because I hear it all the time.
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 03:17 PM
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this is pretty odd and random tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 03:22 PM
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UHM WTF SO GROSS.
if i wree a guy, which im not, uhm id say NO WAY
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 03:29 PM
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Omg, lol... i really want guys to post in here..... >.>
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 03:31 PM
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No because it would be extremely akward.
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE(The E-Man @ Sep 15 2006, 4:31 PM) *
No because it would be extremely akward.

8. and it wasn't awkward.. lol
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 07:51 PM
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No. what kind of friend is that? it taking disadvantage of someone and friendship. people should shut their dick to themselves.
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 09:22 PM
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lmao@topiccontent.
thats sick though


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post Sep 15 2006, 10:57 PM
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Um, are you looking for someone who shares a similar interest Josh?

And no, I wouldn't. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 11:07 PM
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This really reminds me of that "Stacy's Mom" song.

I know quite a few guys though who would like to have the change to, erm, "eff" a kids mother who is constantly at the school helping out.
 
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post Sep 15 2006, 11:14 PM
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Haha I was thinking of that song too. ^

Even if it wasn't akward I still wouldn't do it.
 
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post Sep 16 2006, 12:04 AM
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hahaha... it's funny because I read this topic right after i was talking about MILFS (Mms I would Like to Fuck) with one of my friend. He was like "Yeah, I went to Italy over the summer and f**k, there were so many MILFS."


I guess... it's just the fact that it's your FRIEND's mom that makes it awkward. yeeah.
 
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post Sep 16 2006, 07:28 AM
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The conditions were that it wouldn't be akward though.^
 
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post Sep 16 2006, 10:56 AM
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I would. I don't have any "friends" that I only know for a month. There is a difference between friends and acquaintances. ;)
 
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post Sep 16 2006, 02:35 PM
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Of course
 
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post Sep 16 2006, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE(iRock cB @ Sep 15 2006, 11:57 PM) *
Um, are you looking for someone who shares a similar interest Josh?

And no, I wouldn't. laugh.gif


Nope, I'm looking for someone who dhares the same frustrations as me... >.>

a.k.a. read my first post.

QUOTE(ANGEEZY. @ Sep 16 2006, 3:35 PM) *
Of course

QUOTE(snak3y3z1001 @ Sep 16 2006, 11:56 AM) *
I would. I don't have any "friends" that I only know for a month. There is a difference between friends and acquaintances. ;)



Finally a little honesty... *claps hands* props to you!
 
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post Sep 17 2006, 12:07 PM
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Lets get some pics.
 
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post Sep 17 2006, 02:08 PM
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Uronacid, if your mom is as hot as you say she is then i'd bone her under these circumstances.

i'd tear that shit up.

*makes thrusting motion*
 
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post Sep 17 2006, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(The E-Man @ Sep 16 2006, 7:28 AM) *
The conditions were that it wouldn't be akward though.^

Hm. I wasn't saying I'd do it... I was just making a comment on something my friend said that related to the topic.

I don't think I've ever wanted to be with any of my friend's parents.
Maybe our school's football coach.... he's new this year and oh-so-hot.
 
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post Sep 17 2006, 09:26 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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do you have a picture of your mom ? i`d have to furtherr distinguish if your mom is MILF certified or not .....and how can you actually classify your mom as a MILF if shes your mom ???? ........ rolleyes.gif
 
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post Sep 18 2006, 10:53 AM
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Hell yes. I'd even come back for more.
 
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post Sep 18 2006, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Sep 17 2006, 3:08 PM) *
Uronacid, if your mom is as hot as you say she is then i'd bone her under these circumstances.

i'd tear that shit up.

*makes thrusting motion*


*Glare* mad.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2006, 12:08 AM
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lol with those conditions you gave..

i find it hard realisticly to find ANY guy that wouldn't..

hell, for most guys, just number 3 would be good enough

then again, some guys are homos so..
 
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post Sep 25 2006, 06:53 PM
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what if you impregnate your friend's mother?

that'd be awkward.
 
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post Sep 26 2006, 10:26 AM
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QUOTE(klumzy @ Sep 25 2006, 1:08 AM) *
lol with those conditions you gave..

i find it hard realisticly to find ANY guy that wouldn't..

hell, for most guys, just number 3 would be good enough

then again, some guys are homos so..


LOL, yeah well.. I had to make it tempting

QUOTE(Cake. @ Sep 25 2006, 7:53 PM) *
what if you impregnate your friend's mother?

that'd be awkward.


Yeah... that would be awkward....
 
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post Sep 26 2006, 08:16 PM
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes.gif
 
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post Sep 28 2006, 12:39 PM
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QUOTE(!LA LA La LIE~ @ Sep 26 2006, 9:16 PM) *
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes.gif



Well, thats a big YES
 
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post Oct 14 2006, 08:49 PM
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well i was going out with this girl and everyone was totally obsessed with her mom everyone kept telling me to dump her ans screw her mom --- but i didn't cool.gif
 
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post Jan 29 2007, 05:15 AM
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Yeah ofcourse.

BTW it wouldn't be awkward if she was willing to.
 
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post Jan 29 2007, 06:47 AM
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wtf no way Josay!

You'd never be able to truly be friends with that guy and look em in the eye without thinking bout that or feeling bad.
 
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post Jan 29 2007, 01:48 PM
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haha
M.I.L.F

Mothers id like to f**k or something....

Thats a no for me
 
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post Jan 29 2007, 03:56 PM
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Yes...
I would
 
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post Jan 29 2007, 05:21 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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you know ....just recently i`ve been starting to get hit on by older women lately 30+.....its FUN . LOL .
 
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post Jan 29 2007, 10:01 PM
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take a pic with your mom! i said no but only bc certain morals held me back ;)

what happens if you were friends with demi moores kids?huhuhuhuh i would be like ashton!
 
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post Jan 30 2007, 07:25 PM
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If she was hella hot, and I was a boy, hell yes. ;)
 
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post Jan 30 2007, 07:43 PM
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yes i would i'd tear that shit up and tell everyone!
 
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post Jan 31 2007, 08:25 PM
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yes i would i'd tear that shit up and tell everyone!


Would you fist it too?
 
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post Feb 6 2007, 10:09 AM
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Ok, my mom is a very respected woman, but I dont know what happend to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oneday I found a milf movie for her, I saw her fully nude and doing sex with a guy, it was a big shock, or I think its a very big disaster.
She did all kinds of sex in the movie, I'll never forgot her saying to the guy 'take my virgin a-hole'!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know when she did that scandal movie!!!! And I think my dad dont know anything about that scandal, if he knew he must kill her or kill himself!
The thing that made me fell grief not her first and only anal in her life with a dirty strange guy, but from her talking about her personal life on screen.

I think if you think about your friend's mom you can found your mom doing like your thinking about that poor woman.
 
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post Feb 6 2007, 11:41 PM
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stacey's mom
has got it
going on!
 
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post Feb 6 2007, 11:50 PM
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Pics of your mother or ban.
 
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post Feb 16 2007, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Sep 17 2006, 3:08 PM) *
Uronacid, if your mom is as hot as you say she is then i'd bone her under these circumstances.

i'd tear that shit up.

*makes thrusting motion*



hahahahaha dude awesome
but that would be awkward

but if i "were friends with demi moores kids"
id say yes
hahaha
 
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post May 23 2007, 01:19 AM
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No way. I never find my friends parents attractive at all. Never will.

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post May 23 2007, 01:48 AM
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Friend'll give you an ass whoopin. So american pie-ish.
 
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post May 23 2007, 03:08 PM
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Ew, thats gross.
 
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post May 23 2007, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(wondor @ Feb 6 2007, 11:09 AM) *
Ok, my mom is a very respected woman, but I dont know what happend to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oneday I found a milf movie for her, I saw her fully nude and doing sex with a guy, it was a big shock, or I think its a very big disaster.
She did all kinds of sex in the movie, I'll never forgot her saying to the guy 'take my virgin a-hole'!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know when she did that scandal movie!!!! And I think my dad dont know anything about that scandal, if he knew he must kill her or kill himself!
The thing that made me fell grief not her first and only anal in her life with a dirty strange guy, but from her talking about her personal life on screen.

I think if you think about your friend's mom you can found your mom doing like your thinking about that poor woman.



hahahahahahahahaha XD.gif
 
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post Oct 29 2007, 09:44 PM
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my best friends mom caught me in the shower and i thought she looked at me a little to long lol rolleyes.gif
 
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post Oct 29 2007, 09:46 PM
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That's disgusting but yet kinda kinky.But still really gross.
 
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post Oct 29 2007, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(Joshieboi @ Oct 29 2007, 10:44 PM) *
my best friends mom caught me in the shower and i thought she looked at me a little to long lol rolleyes.gif

lmao laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 11 2008, 08:51 PM
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post Jun 12 2008, 12:42 AM
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I hate to say it...but, depending on what friend...yes. _unsure.gif shifty.gif
 
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post Jun 19 2008, 08:53 AM
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This thread scares me. One of my son's friends asked him to ask me if I had a boyfriend. My son is only 8 years old! o_O
 
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post Jun 20 2008, 03:45 PM
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i think if anyone did that, they should be put in rehab.
 
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post Jul 1 2008, 12:54 AM
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Nope...none of them are appealing enough. If I had a friend who had a hot mom, and she came on to me, well.....you know the rest! tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2008, 05:03 PM
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princc winnaa duu buddii PAPA... loool.gif loool.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2008, 05:28 PM
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When i saw the name of this i instantly thought of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Ted and Bill's mom, "Missy".
Nothing happens but you know Ted wants to.
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post Jul 15 2008, 10:13 AM
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f**k yes I would! I'd do my friend's dad if I'm single and if he's hot! WTF? Hell yes!!!!
 
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post Jul 24 2008, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(fredatemespleen @ Jul 13 2008, 03:28 PM) *
When i saw the name of this i instantly thought of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Ted and Bill's mom, "Missy".
Nothing happens but you know Ted wants to.
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif




HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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i love that movie.
but missy is only like 20 && the dad is like 90.
haha
 
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