Drug Tests - YAY! Options

[*Kathleen*]

I didn't get a chance to post this yesterday (when I took the test), but uhh okay here it goes. So I had to get this physical, TB test (that hurt like a mother effer), and drug test before working at Atria (it's a retirement/assisted living home). Now, as I'm sure many of you are aware, I'm strictly against drugs and alcohol of any kind. IT IS THE MOST AWKWARD THING EVER. I had to wait forever to get out of there because I forgot the first three digits of my Social Security card and didn't have it. That's beside the point. The point is.. do you have any interesting drug test stories? I'd really love to hear to lessen my trauma.

[*mona lisa*]

I don't have any interesting stories but I had to get two (*ahem* TWO) TB shots before I was allowed to volunteer in a hospital. One in each forearm. And there's slight pigmentation around those areas on my arms.

[*Kathleen*]

Yeah, the one bruised on my arm really bad. I feel like a heroin addict.

[Gypsy Eyes]

Well I have bad asthma so steriods always shows up on any drug tests I take for work/dance (there are steroids in certain inhalers). That always results in an awkward conversation.

[illriginal]

All I gotta say is:

If you want to pass a urine drug test, make sure you drink 2 gallons of water the day before the drug test. Wake up at 8AM, and start drinkin water... do NOT drink soda or beer or any other liquids than water. The morning you wake up... start drinkin water again, you want to drink atleast 1 gallon of water or until you start to pee "clear" It cannot be yellow, if it is at drug testin time, you're gonna fail it. Don't believe this works? My friend's Navy recruiter told him, and my friend passed the drug test and he smoked marijuana 4 days before the drug test.

Peace and good luck to all you pot heads :)

Well I have bad asthma so steriods always shows up on any drug tests I take for work/dance (there are steroids in certain inhalers). That always results in an awkward conversation.

They drug test you for steroids?!?! Holy shit that's an expensive drug test too.

<,< Can you send me your left overs? LOL Jk.

You know what also helps asthma? Ephedra, but it's alot more risky. If I were you, I would start running on a treadmill... take advantage of your medication, trust me nothing's better than being a dancer with very strong/powerful thighs. You wouldn't even have to worry about them gettin big, they'd get toned up and you'd be able to throw your own weight like you were a feather with those powerful legs. If you want to help your "ups" go under a basketball net/rim and jump with your arms reached out... try to touch the rim, after 2 months of this trust me you'll see a huge improvement and you'll be able to do more dance moves that involves you being up in the air.

[*Zatanna*]

Oh it's totally akward. Last time I took one I had to leave the door slightly open. I also had to "surrender" my purse (I guess the nurse thought I might be smuggling someone else's urine?). To make matters worse, because the door was open a little, I felt so paranoid that nothing would come out. I just sat there waiting for Joss Whedon to make the Wonder Woman movie already or something.

[*Kathleen*]

Oh it's totally akward. Last time I took one I had to leave the door slightly open. I also had to "surrender" my purse (I guess the nurse thought I might be smuggling someone else's urine?). To make matters worse, because the door was open a little, I felt so paranoid that nothing would come out. I just sat there waiting for Joss Whedon to make the Wonder Woman movie already or something.

HAHA. Or or or.. a Spike movie.

[*This Confession*]

Haha, Rebecca that sounds so odd.

I can't think of anything really wierd though, I don't even go to doctors so I guess I don't have much to worry about..

I'm sorry for some of you that had bad expierences.


Hope your arm feels better Kathleen.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

Yeah, the one bruised on my arm really bad. I feel like a heroin addict.

i got shots not too long ago too and they hurt so bad i couldnt move my shoulder but no, i dont have drug test stories though. There was this one time though that I went to the movies and the guy sitting behind me had been smoking weed because you could smell it and I was high just after smelling it off him I swear, I did some pretty crazy things after the movies, or so i`m told. But besides that, no