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[Stefan The Sex G...]

GAH
I love it.
"Stefan if you drink that your going to have a heart attack"--MAH MOM

Is this true?

HIGHLY DOUBTFUL


Well

I DRINK IT
AND RED BULL

NO HEART PROBLEMS



YET

I am bored. I like waffles. I want cookies. AND RAMAN. Been away at the beach, had to post a new topic. MISS ME? I did. LAWLZ

So do your parents or freinds have any lame excuses like that to try to convince you not to do things?

[*Azarel*]

"If you don't go to sleep, you're going to grow white hair and die!"



Oh well.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

MY mom says if i dont go to sleep, i'll just fall into a coma......

[goodcharlotte]

Well. That one is true. Your brain will shut down and either you will die or go into a coma.

My mom used to tell me, " If you don't eat your vegetables, octavious will eat you."

I was scared to death of all the Spiderman villans back in the day.

[no-name]

"If you don't go to sleep, you're going to grow white hair and die!"



Oh well.

my mom told me that too

other than that i don't think she has told me any others

[lovescream]

Stuff like, "If you don't finish your rice, your boyfriend/girlfriend will have a face full of pimples."
Okay, well, it sounded better in Chinese...

[demolished]

"If you don't go to sleep, you're going to grow white hair and die!"



Oh well.

omfg. i cant believe it.

[LOWinSKANK]

My friend got hospitalized from drinking like 2149875 full throttle energy drinks. ;/ What an idiot. <3
Vault is okay but I love full throttle.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

"don`t eat candy, or else you`ll be toothless"

thats a typical one, but whatever.
i dont eat candy much anyways.

[*Kathleen*]

"If you don't go to sleep, you're going to grow white hair and die!"



Oh well.

HAHA. My mom tells me I'll get sick if I don't sleep.

Stuff like, "If you don't finish your rice, your boyfriend/girlfriend will have a face full of pimples."
Okay, well, it sounded better in Chinese...

That's funny. I love rice. Then again, I don't have a boyfriend, so it doesn't really matter.

[aera]

"If you don't go to sleep, your sister won't be born."

"For every grain of rice you leave in your bowl, it will become a pimple on you spouse's face."

[*Azarel*]

I just heard the most ridiculous one from my mom to my younger brother.

"If you don't eat more, then when you go out, dogs will eat you."

....

Yeah.

[goodcharlotte]

My grandparents used to tell me that if I didn't eat they would check my stomach with an x-ray machine and wouldn't let me into Chuck E Cheese.

I was like 7 at the time. Chuck E. Cheese was a big deal.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

CHUK E CHEESE IS A BIG DEAL

MY MOM TOLD ME THE SAME THING

well
about the discovery zone....

and it was about being nice to my brother....

BUT STILL

[colleen92]

vault is really bad for you. some kid i know drank like 20 in one night and he was pretty much high.

[goodcharlotte]

I was at the mall the other day and I laughed so hard vault came out of my nose. Okay anyway I thought of another one my parents used to say.

They told me that if I didn't tie my shoes little tiny mice would come and chew up my shoes.

Where do they come up with these?

[*Azarel*]

Ew.

[Jeng]

'if you you go upstairs the boogeyman will get you'

[SarahxJoy]

I know that in some parts of Europe, they banned Redbull because people had heart attacks..

I don't drink any of those energy drinks though. *Shrug*

[no-name]

My friend got hospitalized from drinking like 2149875 full throttle energy drinks. ;/ What an idiot. <3
Vault is okay but I love full throttle.

Vault > Full throttle

[marzipan]

My mom threatens me not to go on the computer.

"If you do, your eyesight will worsen and you'll be blind by the time you're 40!"

Or she threatens to tell things to my friends about me if I don't do something or whatever.

[goodcharlotte]

That last one sucks.

[smoke]

I don't like Vault. Its... gah. I'd take Mountain Dew or Surge (If I can find any) over it any day. Or a reagular energy drink for that matter. Like Rockstar or Monster.

And yes, my parents say things to get me to not do anything... they'll kick me out of the house if I drink/smoke, lol. I guess that's pretty lame.

Oh, and to answer you question, drinking energy drinks excessively can cause serious damage to your heart because they're made to refuel your body after doing something that takes a lot of energy, for example, a sport. If you just sit there and drink like 20 of them, you're heart won't be able to take all the, let's call it "fake adrenaline" and extra energy and will shut down. I read it on a news report. Someone dying of that. Of course they were probably a lot older than you are. I doubt a young heart would have as much trouble. It's still not a good idea though.

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

My sister used to tell me not to stick my head out the window or it'll be cut of by a truck.
My parents used to tell me not to sit too close to the TV or the little green men will come kill me

Vault is ok. Just NEVER drink Sierra Mist. That stuff burns like crazy!

[Stefan The Sex G...]

wait
whats wrong with seirra mist, I like it when i dont have Vault MD or sprite OR MAH APPLE JUICE!

[no-name]

Nothing is wrong with sierra mist..

Pepsi and Coke are nasty though..they taste like metal

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

Ergh. Sierra Mist is just REALLY acidic. And it burns.
To me, it's like 100 times more acidic than Spite and Mountain Dew.

[*This Confession*]

Haha, this topic makes me think of my sister when she was younger and everyone use to tell her she was going to have icky things on her hands if she touched frogs outside.

But no my parents haven't ever told me anything to weird..

[goodcharlotte]

My sister used to tell me not to stick my head out the window or it'll be cut of by a truck.
My parents used to tell me not to sit too close to the TV or the little green men will come kill me

Vault is ok. Just NEVER drink Sierra Mist. That stuff burns like crazy!

I've heard the first one before.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

well..something like that did happen before...

the truck thing.

my freinds got drunk anbd decided to go for a ride.

one girl stuck her head out the window and threw up, then hit her head on a mailbox......



there is also an old grandma who stuck her head out the window and a electric line broke and electrocuted her then somehow her head got chopped off...i dunno..its something like that..it was inteh newspaper

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

^ That's scary. No wonder my sister told me never to do that.

[*This Confession*]

-shocked-

^that is scary. I never stuck my head outside a car or anything anyway. I always felt like I would get my head hit or something if I ever did it.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

I still don't understand why dogs stick their heads out windows....

[HakunaMatata]

When me or my brother did something she put us next to each other standing, asked who did something bad, and then was like "I can tell that you're lying, your nose is growing."

I was what? 6. I totally believed her.

[*My Cinderella.*]

"If you keep eating while laying down you'll turn into a snake."
"Finish every grain of rice or you'll turn into a ugly monster."
^ Asian parents.

[goodcharlotte]

If you eat out of the pot it will rain on your wedding day.
Don't clip your nails at night or you will loose all of your money.

[angel-roh]

If you don't sleep early, the tigers will eat you

-___________________________________________-;;;

that was like few years ago.

[koreansaga510]

When i have kids, i'm going to tell them so many lies. hahaha, my parents told me that if i whistle, snakes will come. I believed that until i was 15. my mom had surgery on her stomach when i was little and she said it was because of cookies. so i didn;t eat cookies until i was 12 or 13. ( she had gull stone surgery).

[_sarcastic_]

"don't swallow those watermelon seeds, or else a tree will grow in your tummy"

i was 8

[goodcharlotte]

"don't swallow those watermelon seeds, or else a tree will grow in your tummy"

i was 8

I got that one too.

[Stefan The Sex G...]

Don't clip your nails at night or you will loose all of your money.

That one might actually be true....Everytime i clip my nails, whihc are usually at night, I LOOSE ALL MY MONEY

V__V

I like my version better. GOD HATES STEFAN. HE STEALS STEFAN'S MONEY.

^_^

LAWLZ

[goodcharlotte]

Ha.^

Well that may be but I havn't gotten married yet so I don't know if it will rain on my wedding day.

[Soleil]

I was like 7 at the time. Chuck E. Cheese was a big deal.

Omgosh Chucky Cheese..I was so sad I lived in the city once and they had a Chucky Cheese but my parent moved to the suburbs and there was no Chucky Cheese. They had lots of trouble getting me to move with them or get my stuff packed. *Sigh* It was very silly.

[DarkImpressions]

Yea Vault isnt down right nasty but it isnt all that to me,it could get better if you asked me and i can t even tell its an enery drink it taste like mountain dew or mellow yellow or something

[*Kathleen*]

If you eat out of the pot it will rain on your wedding day.
Don't clip your nails at night or you will loose all of your money.

HAHA. I like the first one.

[no-name]

My mom told my brother the other day if he kept on drinking soda he will lose his penis

[goodcharlotte]

My mom told my brother the other day if he kept on drinking soda he will lose his penis

That is horrible.

[no-name]

That is horrible.

I know..but it is funny though..now all he drink is Juice and water

[goodcharlotte]

Poor kid. I wouldn't drink anything for the rest of my life if my mom told me that.

[Animeloverhk93]

If i whistle, it will rain.
If you crack your fingers + toes, your hands will break
If you get hit or scratched or anything that has to do with medical stuff 7 times, you will eventually die.

Thats what my mom told me. Ahaha. Obviously, just things to make you stop what your doing.

[mahokaida]

This is a pretty common one - if you keep making that face it will stay that way.

And when I was like 10 I was watching Men in Black with my brother, and he said that if I looked at the TV when they did the whole memory erase thing with the red light I would lose my memory. I believed him and was afraid of that movie for years .

[goodcharlotte]

This is a pretty common one - if you keep making that face it will stay that way.

And when I was like 10 I was watching Men in Black with my brother, and he said that if I looked at the TV when they did the whole memory erase thing with the red light I would lose my memory. I believed him and was afraid of that movie for years .

Hahahaha I should use that one on my brother. *evil laugh*

[demolished]

Wow. these are GOOD lies !

[RxCore]

i know there's some family superstition about cutting your nails at night. i dont remember what the consequence is though.

[demolished]

dude. i always cut my nail at night.

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

It says don't cut your nails at night, or you can't be with your parents when they die.

http://www.k-i-a.or.jp/main/kiaeigopage/article0132002.htm

My mom just told me to get off the computer or else the monsters outside my room will attack me. They'll attack me even if I go to sleep, so to hell with her! ROFL.

[goodcharlotte]

http://www.k-i-a.or.jp/main/kiaeigopage/article0132002.htm

My mom just told me to get off the computer or else the monsters outside my room will attack me. They'll attack me even if I go to sleep, so to hell with her! ROFL.

Parents are professional liers.