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| *Funkadelic Kiss* |
 Aug 18 2006, 12:23 AM
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Okay. Story time kids. Yay
 . So one day I was in my room talking on my phone while my parents were downstairs 2 floors doing whatever they do  . We were talking about whatever we usually talk about when she suddenly tells me to go on the Abercrombie & Fitch because there was a hot model guy on the front page  . So of course I do  . So as I type in the last two words & hit enter. My dad comes in & on the screen is a guy's body with his pants unzipped  . My dad looks at the screen & goes "What the f**k?" then - okay end of story time kids  .Moral of the story don't go on Abercrombie & Fitch site when your parents are in the house & they'll think your porn-free . Point of the topic is: has this ever happen to you when somonee walks in at the wrong moment & sees what looks like porn on your computer screen?
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Aug 18 2006, 12:24 AM
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No
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Aug 18 2006, 12:28 AM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
Hmmm.. I remember Jimmy showed me a picture of him shirtless.
 He didn't warn me that it was shirtless, so when I clicked, my mom was behind me. I closed it quickly though, so she didn't see it.  Okay, so not porn, but my parents are like.. sfjlsdnfjsdfn.
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Aug 18 2006, 12:36 AM
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 ...? Group: Member Posts: 1,023 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,467 |
i always end up looking at something that looks *~*suspicious*~* when people walk by (i have a family computer).
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Aug 18 2006, 12:52 AM
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 Hello There. Group: Member Posts: 1,572 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 88,673 |
no. thankfully
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| *Kathleen* |
Aug 18 2006, 01:04 AM
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..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all you ever think about?
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| *WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Aug 18 2006, 01:05 AM
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I'm usually the one who ends up seeing something on someone else's computer.
I have my own computer in my room, and when my friend's are over I'm not on my computer. So no worries. |
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| *Funkadelic Kiss* |
Aug 18 2006, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(mo_rox @ Aug 17 2006, 10:36 PM)  i always end up looking at something that looks *~*suspicious*~* when people walk by (i have a family computer). My family always walk in when I have something suspicious on my computer too. I walked in on my brother too . I swear to god it was porn, but I couldn't see because he closed the window really quick.QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 17 2006, 11:04 PM) ..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all you ever think about? I don't know, do I  ?
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Aug 18 2006, 01:25 AM
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 What side was that Prvt Pile? Group: Member Posts: 131 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,960 |
LOL Hmm yes it was my grandmother to and she just turned around and left lol
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Aug 18 2006, 01:26 AM
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 You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
They don't bother my computer (or me) much anymore.
Not after I started giggling uncontrollably at (seemingly) nothing. Actually, more like after they discovered that I don't read nice, normal fiction. |
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Aug 18 2006, 01:57 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
Actually, I still want my free condoms and porn tapes
But no those kind of things never happened to me, thankfully. |
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Aug 18 2006, 04:09 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Well, no. But it waaas a shirtless guy, and my mom walked in. I closed it quick enough, but she kept asking me who it was. >_> Not really porn.. but ugh, somewhat close enough.
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Aug 18 2006, 04:38 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I still want my free
Just kidding. I remember when I was looking through the "sexcii chest thread" once, and my older brother came into my room and saw my computer screen and said, "..what the heck? Who are those people?"  That was funny, he had me scroll through some pages so he could check out some of girls' pictures who posted. I was just sitting there with my hand over my face like, "..oh my god." Lol.
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Aug 18 2006, 09:03 AM
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I was at my friends myspace, and he has this like nude picture of Jessica Alba, so I have to like scroll pass it everytime I leave a comment or whatever. And once, my parents saw and were like "WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" so now, everytime i go to his site, ilike scroll down supperr fast so I won't see the picture.
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Aug 18 2006, 09:11 AM
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 I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
Yeah, my dad always comes in at the worst times. My friends will be like, "google so and so and click on the fourth result" and then my dad will walk in when they're posing naked or something. And then I yell at my friends for being horny bastards.
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Aug 18 2006, 09:58 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
FREE CONDOMS!
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Aug 18 2006, 10:10 AM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
I was looking at the Nine Dolphins topic when my brother was like "Dude, this is what you do when you're online?"
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Aug 18 2006, 10:31 AM
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This has happend to my dad but I was the one looking.
My dad was on the computer one time going over his e-mails as we were talking and he was like. " Hmm, Whats this? " He thought it was ok and what not! I rememeber the title of it was Shark Attack! So.. My dad thought it really was a shark attack and you would see blood and blah blah blah. So, I come over sit down waiting for the ugly shark to pop up. When he clicks it there is this fat woman and a Big dude dressed up in a shark outfit on top of one another having sex. I said to my dad.. " What kind of people do you know that send you this kind of stuff?" Then he said " It's Blah Blah from church. " Hahahah My poor dad. |
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| *My Cinderella.* |
Aug 18 2006, 11:20 AM
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Yeah. Once I was looking at my cousin's xanga and she took a picture of how sunburned her shoulder got compared her chest (but she didn't show anything) and my uncle was like: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
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Aug 18 2006, 01:55 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash game "Boobs or Butt" and it shows you a close up shot of clevage or a girls butt crack and you have to guess if it's a butt or boobs and my mom walked and and was like "WTH!"
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| *Libertie* |
Aug 18 2006, 01:59 PM
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My parents never really cared much about what I was watching, but my mom would laugh and yell "What IS that?!" if I was looking at something that may have been slightly suggestive, like two people kissing. Yeah, the only reason I wouldn't have wanted my mom to see something like that is cause she'd have made fun of me. ;_;
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Aug 18 2006, 02:00 PM
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 your signal fades away, and all I'm left with is noise. Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,110 |
Haha..sorry! That story was really amusing.
No, I've never been caught in any situations like that. I don't go on any sites like that..although I DO go on the abercrombie site sometimes - I've just never seen any close to porn stuff.
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Aug 18 2006, 02:02 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
Never happens to me...you all are so unlucky people
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Aug 18 2006, 02:55 PM
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I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have. Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
QUOTE(iRock cB @ Aug 18 2006, 2:55 PM) Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash game "Boobs or Butt" and it shows you a close up shot of clevage or a girls butt crack and you have to guess if it's a butt or boobs and my mom walked and and was like "WTH!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, hack, hack* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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Aug 18 2006, 03:56 PM
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 the bird and the bee sides! Group: Member Posts: 1,697 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,280 |
thank goodness, no. O.o
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Aug 21 2006, 02:57 AM
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 Running around, into the isles and into the yard. Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,265 |
My family is pretty conservative about everything.
Well they use to be. But that's never happened to me. |
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Aug 21 2006, 03:03 AM
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 Hello My Name Is INSERT HERE Group: Member Posts: 1,372 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,903 |
OMGSH YES!
I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. i recently got in trouble also because my friend was messing around and called some random number and it had sex noises and she said it was funny, so i wanted to hear. and turns out it was a 1-800 number
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Aug 21 2006, 04:28 AM
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 Quiet, Doggie! Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,267 |
no. but i have caught my brother downloading porn videos.
ew. 
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Aug 21 2006, 06:48 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
not really, but when i clicked on CHANEUNS LINKS INT HE CBC i thuoght it was something else and bam its nasty gross stuff and my mom was right behind me so i quickly xed it
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Aug 25 2006, 09:42 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this topic is just too funny XD like 2years ago, my guy friend wanted to show me the six pack he got over the summer. i said i didnt really want to see it cause i dont care about guys muscle. and then he goes like "please, it'll make me happy if you see it" and i was like "umm..ok" and so we did webcam. he showed me his six pack and my dad walks in o___o;;; and he goes like "WTF ARE YOU DOING" lol and my guy friend never felt so embarassed in his life. he didnt talk to me for 2 weeks -_-;; haha! |
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Aug 26 2006, 08:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
Back in the day when I used to use mIRC, I would get free log ins and passwords but then after goin to soo many I realized it only infected my PC with too much crap. Especially spyware and adware.
So now I just buy those reggaeton porn movies where they play that genre of music in the background and they just have wild porn sex... plus the women are hotter than most other porn stars. Plus I have a few of my own home vids :) P.S. Guys... look up Vida Guerra, you'll see a perfect example of the kind of women I'm speakin of :D |
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Aug 26 2006, 11:09 AM
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 Yum. Spiderman. Group: Member Posts: 33 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,820 |
^ lmao. Wild..MUSIC.
 Nope, never happened to me. |
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Aug 26 2006, 12:20 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
What do you think Marines do during their downtime, huh? Unless you're married. or you have a local squeeze thats in reach after the work day; you're looking at porn. And evn if you are married and you have someone local, you're still looking at porn. I work in the Company Gunnery Sergeant's office when not in the field and I sit happily behind my laptop looking at porn (when I'm not working, of course). Hell, the damn 1st Sgt walked in last week but I didn't notice him...
"Oorah Devil Dog, what has you so stuck on this damn computer?" "Motivating trash, 1st Sgt, Motivating trash." "Well kidnapp a coreman and f**k her in the ass, that is motivating." "Indeed, 1st Sgt." "Be aware of your surroundings. Minimize that trash if need be." "Aye, 1st Sgt." |
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Aug 26 2006, 12:21 PM
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 Krista. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
No, that's never happened to me. I don't look at porn.
 Or anything that can be mistaken for porn.
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Aug 26 2006, 12:56 PM
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I feel awkward when every there is a sex seane on the movie that I am whaching with my dad. It's like.. " Dad do you want a drink.." " Hmmm, What?" "DO YOU WANT A DRINK? -louder-" " SHUSH, GOOD MOVIE!"
.. yep |
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| *This Confession* |
Aug 26 2006, 02:13 PM
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Hmm how odd, but no this hasen't ever happend to me.
Rather funny if it did, my parents wouldn't say anything. My dad would just leave or ask what i was looking at, and my mother would sit beside me and watch 
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Aug 26 2006, 05:14 PM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
Hell yeah... my friends and i were meeting up at my other friends house to go eat at BJ'S Bar and Grill. i went to go look it up at a website to see the hours of the restaurant. You would think it would be www.bj.com.... but it wasn't. my friend mom walks by and then asks me what i'm doing..
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Aug 26 2006, 10:42 PM
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 Remember, you're unique; just like everyone else! Group: Member Posts: 225 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 457,419 |
I don't live with any parents, and when I did, all my computer activity was restricted, so no, thankfully.
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Nov 12 2006, 06:40 PM
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 peace&love, earth flower Group: Member Posts: 651 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 398,938 |
OH! i remember a time someone posted this pic of draco and harry in bed and my mom walked in just as i clicked on the link and was liek "WTF?!"
i would like to thank whoever posted that by the way. |
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Nov 12 2006, 07:35 PM
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 Nikkie Group: Member Posts: 2,336 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,991 |
one time in my computer class my freind was looking for cartoon dolls, you know the ones you can make online with outfits and such for your webpages etc., and she googled it and of course doesn't read the descriptions and just clicked.. and it was porn and like 1000 pop ups came up after that and she starts flipping out and keeps trying to close the pop ups, and i'm going wwhat did u do and i look and i'm like.. trying not to laugh cause our teacher was right behind us and saw my friend flipping out and he's like what what now? and my friend's covering her eyes and i'm cracking up and she points to the screen and he's like oh haha its just porn and walks away. ahaha
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| *Girthy* |
Nov 12 2006, 08:19 PM
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oh bump
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Nov 14 2006, 12:49 AM
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ahhhhh porn <3
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