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Teen Commandments
stryker76
post May 28 2004, 07:51 PM
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1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
 
faithin_felix
post May 28 2004, 10:29 PM
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oh my god, your jokes are hilarous. i love them all so much, imagnie me laughing right now.
 
angel-roh
post May 28 2004, 10:34 PM
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hahaha they are hilarious!! haha

the funniest one was... 3, 5, 9, and 10!!! hahahahaha
 
*Kathleen*
post May 28 2004, 10:57 PM
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Haha I've seen this before...rolleyes.gif So not true. innocent.gif
 
stryker76
post May 29 2004, 08:29 AM
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I think someone is in denial......not to name ne names...*cough*Kathleen*cough*
 
rivendell
post May 29 2004, 08:50 AM
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QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 8:51 PM)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

Hahahahahahha. Me? Skip classes? whistling.gif
 
LiNHy POO
post May 29 2004, 10:56 AM
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WUT THA DUCK?
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haha thats funny!! i like number 9!!! biggrin.gif
 
Got Shibby?
post May 29 2004, 01:43 PM
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Haha, that's hilarious!
 
tinababy143
post May 29 2004, 02:40 PM
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hahaha! i love those...
 
GinaDaQueen
post May 29 2004, 02:48 PM
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Ten doesn't make sense to me. But these are pretty good :)
 
LatinaLady
post May 29 2004, 07:43 PM
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Look its...
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i love this one

"7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)"
 
dani41790
post May 30 2004, 05:36 AM
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haha rotflmfao. omg thas funni, but some of those r kinda dirty lol
 
JuzDecent
post May 30 2004, 12:58 PM
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heheh nice most of them i odn't follow at ALL
like my saying go" wateva .........
 
immersion31
post May 31 2004, 01:52 AM
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haha, dang thats funny
 
f00LisH_h3aRt63
post May 31 2004, 03:30 AM
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muted imperfections <3
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QUOTE
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


haha thats some funny stuff...i like the one above. lOL

throb.gif jackie
 
Winter
post May 31 2004, 05:53 AM
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I like no. 1, 2 and 3. happy.gif
 
BeyondElite
post Jun 11 2004, 05:19 PM
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The tenth commandment is rude. Lol. Funny!
 
im like hoy
post Jun 11 2004, 05:55 PM
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i like the third one
 
ComradeRed
post Jun 11 2004, 06:04 PM
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I am the Commandment.
 
01-supergirl
post Jun 12 2004, 04:00 PM
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lol! HILARIOUSSSS.
 
shawty_redd
post Jun 12 2004, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 6:51 PM)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

haha funny..

ohmy.gif i'd never do that innocent.gif whistling.gif
 
islandkiss
post Jun 13 2004, 11:07 AM
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why shouldn't we help elderly ppl cross the street? shifty.gif
 
phatty
post Jun 13 2004, 05:04 PM
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hahah that's pretty funny~
 
idllyic-serenity
post Jul 13 2004, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 7:51 PM)
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

#10 is soo mean!!! sad.gif the rest were funnie tho! happy.gif

~> sophia <~
 
bored2death08
post Jul 13 2004, 04:37 PM
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haha. i think ive seen this bfor tho. funny anyways.
 
Caustic
post Jul 21 2004, 05:44 AM
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ive seen this before..funny though
 
xxTiNEExx
post Jul 21 2004, 05:55 AM
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life is short...and so am i..
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tha glorious rules to live by. haha. im gonna print this out and put in in my binder cover collage thing.
 
seriouslynikki
post Jul 21 2004, 11:16 AM
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10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)



hahahaha
 
xlilchinezeboix
post Jul 21 2004, 01:46 PM
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5,6,7,9 haha hella craks me up.haha....lol..number 10 thats hella rong

Vin.
 
bibliomania
post Jul 21 2004, 03:12 PM
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Hahahaha... :-P

By the way, did you come up with that joke?
 
POonSKi
post Jul 23 2004, 11:50 PM
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hey...lolz
 
Sumiaki
post Jul 24 2004, 12:11 AM
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I've seen this before... it was in an emaill thinger... lol..... funny stuff.
 
SarahxJoy
post Jul 24 2004, 12:21 AM
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What the fack.
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LoL. Made meh laugh. Not bad. Very cool. cool.gif
 
iheartsimba
post Jul 24 2004, 12:33 AM
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hah i got those in a email like a loonnggg time ago...thats funny laugh.gif
 
ji_cabinx
post Jul 24 2004, 08:57 AM
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^_^
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haha! that's funny, but really bad
 
conster
post Jul 24 2004, 10:54 PM
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lol so funny so true
 
tootsie_kiddo
post Jul 25 2004, 05:26 PM
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lol, i hav NEVER broken those commandmentz =P
 
xLil SweetnezZx
post Jul 26 2004, 09:16 PM
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lol-the Teen Commandments sound fun but evryone knows I'm a good chil tongue.gif
 
slurp
post Jul 26 2004, 09:46 PM
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werd lol happy.gif
 
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