A funny, yet disappointing sign of the times in America's youth |
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| *mipadi* |
 Aug 9 2006, 08:40 PM
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I was walking through a park in my town the other day, waiting for my friend Noah to pick me up, when a voice called out to me, "Dippery!" I looked over and saw my friend Corey's little brother Ryan hanging out with his older brother, Evan. I haven't hung out at Corey's much since we both went to school, but I used to go there a lot. Ryan is a good deal younger. Probably nine or so now, but he would've been about six or seven when I used to hang out at Corey's house. You know how little kids development an attachment with their older brothers' friends a lot? Ryan always seemed to like me, so I went over to say hi.
He said, "Hey, what are you doing here?" "I'm waiting for my friend Noah to pick me up, we're going to hang out." "Oh. I have a friend named Noah, too." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah! He's such a dork!" He proceeded to tell me some story about his friend Noah chewing a lot of gum and sticking dirt in it and spitting it at people. You know how little kids talk a lot about things that don't make much sense. Anyway, he summed it up with, "Yeah, my friend Noah is a real dork—and he's gay." He said it so matter-of-factly that I was taken aback. "Oh...really?" "Yeah. His dad's gay, too." Well, Evan was smirking a bit, so I thought I'd slip in a few jokes. "Oh, he is? Well, is he married?" "Yeah—but his wife's not gay. Only he is," Ryan assured me. "Oh, really?" "Yeah. Everyone is gay in that family, except the mother and two of the kids." "Really?" "Ryan, do you even know what gay means?" his brother, Evan, interjected. "No." "Well, then how do you know if he's gay?" "I just know!" "But you don't even know what it means." "Well, I know he's gay." "But do you know what it means?" "No." "So how do you know he's gay?" "I have ways of telling." "But you don't even know what it means. Maybe it's not a bad thing. Maybe being gay is okay." "No, it's not. Being gay is bad." "But you don't even know what it means, so how do you know he's gay!" "Because Corey said 'All Moyers are gay!'" Ryan yelled and stormed off. I couldn't help but chuckle. "Yeah," I said to Evan, "that seems like what Corey would say. I guess he still has quite an influence on Ryan." |
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Aug 9 2006, 08:42 PM
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 I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have.  Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 445,743 |
Oi ve. That's a little sad. But still funny.
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Aug 9 2006, 08:43 PM
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the convo is hilarious.
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Aug 9 2006, 08:57 PM
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LMAO
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Aug 9 2006, 09:10 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I completely agree with the title of this topic. It is sad, but amusing in the least.
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Aug 9 2006, 09:58 PM
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 the most flavored one Group: Member Posts: 132 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,593 |
Kids...lol!
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Aug 9 2006, 10:00 PM
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 101708 <3 (: Group: Member Posts: 253 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 382,431 |
haha so cute how he seems so determined to make his point
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| *Statues/Shadows* |
Aug 9 2006, 10:01 PM
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Aww, that's horrible. Very funny. but sad. See how it does absolutely no good to hide things like homosexuality? Arghh, that really annoys me.
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| *mipadi* |
Aug 9 2006, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Statues/Shadows @ Aug 9 2006, 11:01 PM)  Aww, that's horrible. Very funny. but sad. See how it does absolutely no good to hide things like homosexuality? Arghh, that really annoys me. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. I was disappointed with how it is drilled into kids at an early age that "gay is bad"—before they even know what being gay is. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:36 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
I know what you mean about little brothers getting attached to their older brothers friends. This one kid named Cody follows me everywhere and all he does is talk about video games, especially the Zelda and Mega Man series.
 Sometimes I'm annoyed but I never let on. I don't want to hurt the kid's feelings or anything.Anyway, I think it's pretty sad too. I don't like it when people say things like "That's gay!" although I have said it myself before.  I don't anymore.
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Aug 9 2006, 10:38 PM
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 Good Cow. Group: Member Posts: 180 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 449,486 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 9 2006, 11:03 PM) Yeah, that's what I thought, too. I was disappointed with how it is drilled into kids at an early age that "gay is bad"—before they even know what being gay is. Indeed, its quite fun that kids "know" that being gay is bad before they even want to be in heterosexual relationships. ...I miss the times when Lucy would tell Ethel & Fred to be "Happy and Gay" to help cheer up Ricky. |
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Aug 9 2006, 10:52 PM
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 Ninjas and Pirates agree, Cowboys suck. Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,366 |
Wow
That was funny I love how the word gay has been made into some sort of new word like....Retarded? or stupid.......Yeah Well Kids do seem to pick up a lot from their older siblings, my brother is in seventh grade, AND HE TRIES TO BE LIKE ME ALL THE TIME. It's so annoying. hearing him overstating my statements that i say, then just yeah, you all probably know what i mean... |
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Aug 9 2006, 11:07 PM
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Ah man.. Poor, sheltered kid.
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Aug 10 2006, 12:16 AM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
wow...now im angry.
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Aug 10 2006, 12:20 AM
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The whole "but how do you know he's gay?" "you don't even know what gay means" thing was hilarious. But yeah
I say "that's gay" a lot to be honest and now I feel bad after reading that
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Aug 10 2006, 01:41 AM
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you dont have to feel bad. "Gay" is used as two terms. One is for "stupid" and "homo". ------- anyways, that's funny. well. at least, he learned to talk. now, he should learn to understand what he's saying. ;] |
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Aug 10 2006, 01:55 AM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
I remember in 2nd grade, this one guy was like "YOU'RE GAY!" to the teacher. He had to write what gay meant 500 times.  "Gay means happy." 
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Aug 10 2006, 03:51 AM
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Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Hahaha. funny teacher, yo.
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| *I Shot JFK* |
Aug 10 2006, 04:35 AM
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god, i do SO despise people...
that is just ludicrous |
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Aug 10 2006, 04:41 AM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
Aww that's just plain sad, and really funny too.
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Aug 10 2006, 06:27 AM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Aug 9 2006, 8:08 PM) That's hilarious. I saw these 10 year old girls at the mall today getting their make up done (thickly, by the by) at the Mac counter at the mall. Wearing turquoise micro mini tiered skirts. I've lost faith in young people. Go with the flow right? I haven't lost hope in todays youth just yet. The parents are still old fashioned... thus not watching a gay kid! |
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Aug 10 2006, 06:58 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
haha little boy, lol kids .
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