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Selv
post Aug 7 2006, 06:34 PM
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I said my girl but it was a hard decission ermm.gif
 
Just2Fresh
post Aug 7 2006, 06:37 PM
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Damn.....damn damn damn. Keep my penis and go find another gf or save my gf and be penislessless which would suck. Hmm....im keeping my penis.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:49 PM
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Keep my penis, if you have a GF....its gonna be hard trying to make love penisless.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:25 PM
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If I were to say penis, then well you know the outcome of that
If I were to say my girl, I would then get a sex change and become a lesbian or something, I can't live without my manhood as a man. stubborn.gif

But Overall I choose my penis, he was there with me the day I was born, I can't turn my back on him like that. sad.gif
 
demolished
post Aug 7 2006, 08:57 PM
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my Venus, please.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:37 PM
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i asked my boyfriend this question and he said definitely his penis. i was like "really? if i lived then id feel bad because you wouldn't have your penis anymore."
 
Aerjae
post Aug 8 2006, 01:10 AM
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Wow. That is... something. I'd feel kinda sorry if my boyfriend chose me.
 
n00b
post Aug 8 2006, 01:51 AM
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if you didnt have a penis wouldn't it be pointless to have a girfriend? blink.gif
hmm idk i dont have a peen _smile.gif
 
*liquid.*
post Aug 8 2006, 03:18 AM
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Shiettttttttttttttt. My penis if she cant cook or make big $***,*** though.
 
magicfann
post Aug 8 2006, 10:00 AM
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LOL PENIX PANDA!!!!!11
 
Mr. Slowjamz
post Aug 8 2006, 11:29 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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i`m gonna have to say a GF ....theres more to life then just self pleasure .....i feel that through feelings with a loved one who is capable of understanding you , can give more and only enough, satisfaction needed then just masturbating .
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 12:27 PM
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I would choose her, but I think she would kill me for it... She loves me that much... >.>
 
demolished
post Aug 8 2006, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(xiMiJix @ Aug 8 2006, 9:29 AM) *
i`m gonna have to say a GF ....theres more to life then just self pleasure .....i feel that through feelings with a loved one who is capable of understanding you , can give more and only enough, satisfaction needed then just masturbating .



no no no. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS????????? WHO DOESNT WANT 'EM???

AND ... WHO WOULD FEEL WIERD W/ OUT EM?

WHAT WOULD THEIR PARTNERR SAY OR FEEL ABOUR A GUY W/ OUT A PENIS ???


ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
 
cassjamminx
post Aug 8 2006, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE(n00b @ Aug 7 2006, 11:51 PM) *
if you didnt have a penis wouldn't it be pointless to have a girfriend? blink.gif


that's what i was thinking.. whistling.gif
hmm, must be a hard question for the guys eh? lol.
 
seanncornell
post Aug 9 2006, 12:18 AM
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wtf are you gonan use your penis on if theres no girls in the world?
 
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post Aug 9 2006, 11:00 AM
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There are enough girls out there in the world. But you only have one penis. =O
 
Mr. Slowjamz
post Aug 9 2006, 12:10 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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QUOTE(Spiritual Winged Aura @ Aug 8 2006, 4:41 PM) *
no no no. WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS????????? WHO DOESNT WANT 'EM???

AND ... WHO WOULD FEEL WIERD W/ OUT EM?

WHAT WOULD THEIR PARTNERR SAY OR FEEL ABOUR A GUY W/ OUT A PENIS ???
ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif



you know ....i think ill take that in consideration.
 
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post Aug 9 2006, 06:44 PM
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Omg, I asked Holly about this last night.. I mean I said, "Hey do you think you would be mad if I had to make the choice between keeping you or my penis... and say I chose my penis. would you be mad..."

she said, "Um... yah"

I was pretty upset... *sigh*

I thought she would want me to keep my dick... Spirtual Wing brings up a good piont... what would she tell her friends about her boy who has no penis?
 
me1issaaaa
post Aug 9 2006, 06:50 PM
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Well, you could always use a strap-on...
Kidding. I would feel bad if my boyfriend chose me over Mr. Goliath mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2006, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(xoxo_koala_kisses_ @ Aug 9 2006, 7:50 PM) *
Well, you could always use a strap-on...
Kidding. I would feel bad if my boyfriend chose me over Mr. Goliath mellow.gif


cmon, would you get your vagina cut out over your boyfriend... jeez... I wouldn't allow anyone to do that for me... >.> I wouldn't even be mad if they chose themselves...

I would say, "I love you, and I want you to keep it... ^_^"
 
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post Aug 9 2006, 06:59 PM
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No sir, I would not. Which is why I hope he wouldn't choose me over his genetalia. Ohhh, thinking about it makes me hurt pinch.gif
 
Mr. Slowjamz
post Aug 9 2006, 09:00 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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awww actually i take that back twice ... i dont know now . lol ... i guess i have to find a new form of self-pleasure and thats not the anus .
 
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post Aug 9 2006, 09:05 PM
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that is a very intresting question..if i had to make that decision for a guy i would tell him to choose his penis over his gilrfriend
 
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post Aug 9 2006, 11:15 PM
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Okay, now seriously, can we all be more selfish?

If it's between losing your penus or having to stop seeing your girlfriend, choose your penus, sure. But don't let her die! That's like murder :[
 
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post Aug 10 2006, 12:25 AM
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i`m gonna have to say a GF ....theres more to life then just self pleasure .....i feel that through feelings with a loved one who is capable of understanding you , can give more and only enough, satisfaction needed then just masturbating .

what if she breaks up with you within the next week?
 
satch
post Aug 12 2006, 11:53 AM
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OOppps I picked the wrong one but the Girl would have to go Sorry but it is a scrifice that need to be done!
 
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post Aug 12 2006, 07:18 PM
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i asked my boyfriend after i saw this and he said me but them i told them that i would feel bad because he would be penisless but i would still love him to death.. penis or no penis, lol!
 
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post Aug 12 2006, 07:34 PM
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^ He lied obviously..unless you can cook really well, and have your own house
 
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post Aug 13 2006, 05:45 PM
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chop it chop it chop it!..

naw I would keep the penis.
 
omgomgKATHY
post Sep 30 2007, 06:43 PM
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I love my penis.

I think i'd chose my penis. how shallow.
 
lidoxtitty
post Sep 30 2007, 08:58 PM
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QUOTE(liquid. @ Aug 12 2006, 07:34 PM) *
^ He lied obviously..unless you can cook really well, and have your own house

Honored to be quoting a legend.
 
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post Sep 30 2007, 09:26 PM
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I actually wouldn't blame my boyfriend if he chose to keep his penis over me. whistling.gif
 
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post Sep 30 2007, 09:29 PM
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Well, first thought would let him keep his penis, but if i have to die for him to keep it i'd cut it off myself.
 
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post Oct 3 2007, 04:03 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Sep 30 2007, 07:29 PM) *
Well, first thought would let him keep his penis, but if i have to die for him to keep it i'd cut it off myself.


hahahaha.



in all reality I'd be really mad if my husband chose his penis over me but at the same time i don't think we'd have as much fun without it =[ but i still wouldn't want to die for his penis lol
 
annalucky
post Oct 4 2007, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(robb0 @ Aug 8 2006, 02:57 AM) *
Well, girlfriends can be replaced. Put it that way.


Exactly what I was thinking.

QUOTE(xiMiJix @ Aug 8 2006, 11:29 AM) *
i`m gonna have to say a GF ....theres more to life then just self pleasure .....i feel that through feelings with a loved one who is capable of understanding you , can give more and only enough, satisfaction needed then just masturbating .


What happens if she dumps you because you don't have a penis?

QUOTE(xoxo_koala_kisses_ @ Aug 9 2006, 06:50 PM) *
Well, you could always use a strap-on...
Kidding. I would feel bad if my boyfriend chose me over Mr. Goliath mellow.gif


ROFL @ the strap on.


I would want my boyfriend to chose his penis.
 
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post Oct 4 2007, 02:37 AM
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wow, some guys actually voted their girlfriend?

i'm impressed,
round of applause for all of yah.
 
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post Oct 4 2007, 03:14 PM
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You arent a man, if you dont got a penis. And you can always find another girfriend. Haha.
 
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post Dec 9 2007, 02:17 PM
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QUOTE(n00b @ Aug 8 2006, 01:51 AM) *
if you didnt have a penis wouldn't it be pointless to have a girfriend? blink.gif


Lol, well we know what you look for in a relationship whistling.gif

& judging by all these answers I guess it's settled when the penis snatching, girlfriend killing monsters come, it's time to grab a friend and head for the hills guys.
 
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post Dec 9 2007, 02:29 PM
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hehe. i would pick my bff, my weeenerr
 
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post Dec 10 2007, 05:40 AM
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What's the point of a girlfriend when you don't have a penis?
 
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post Dec 12 2007, 12:40 AM
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Penis all the way.
 
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post Dec 12 2007, 01:29 AM
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QUOTE(Wax @ Dec 12 2007, 12:40 AM) *
Penis all the way.


Way gay. tongue.gif
 
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post Feb 1 2008, 09:50 AM
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I would definitely keep my penis. There are always going to be girls out there. You can't replace a penis. tongue.gif
 
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post Feb 1 2008, 05:30 PM
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Wow. I can't believe some guys actually chose their girlfriend. It seems so obvious. blink.gif I'd definitely say yes to keeping my penis. No doubt.
 
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post Aug 17 2008, 08:17 AM
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HAHA @ these lovelings! Come on! Your penis or your girlfriend and you choose your girlfriend? Do you not think that your gf might actually leave you after a while without sex? Do you know how embarrassing a guy without a penis is?

My boyfriend will DEFINITELY choose his penis over me ANY DAY and I understand and support him! I don't want a penisless life. Sure, there's more to life than 'pleasure' but life without pleasure is pathetic.
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 12:17 PM
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i dont have a gf, &they are only temporary, so yeah.
 
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