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post Aug 6 2006, 11:43 PM
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for a million dollars would you let ur children sleep with michael jackson?
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:44 PM
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no i won't want my kids to do that
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:45 PM
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no and your signature is too damn big
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:47 PM
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no and your signature is too damn big


No it's not. huh.gif
 
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oh...it looked too big..my bad
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:48 PM
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for a million dollors, i would sleep with micheal jackson
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:48 PM
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Hell no, I don't care about a million dollars..Michael jackson would traumatize my kids .. SOOO NOOOO! hammer.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:48 PM
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If my kids were rotten enough, why not? Hell, he could keep them as his personal sex slaves for all I care. Besides, it's not like that doesn't happen already.
 
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post Aug 6 2006, 11:52 PM
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I don't like kids. And I probably won't have kids. But if I do..

No.

I don't care if money talks. I know that it screams.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:06 AM
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shouldnt this be in the sandbox?
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:08 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 7 2006, 12:48 AM) *
If my kids were rotten enough, why not? Hell, he could keep them as his personal sex slaves for all I care. Besides, it's not like that doesn't happen already.

What..i will not sleep with micheal jackson..
I knew you were an evil mommy
I would never let my kids or anyone i know sleep with micheal jackson even if it was for a million dollars.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:09 AM
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A million dollars is not that much anymore really...

And no, not at all.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:14 AM
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oh wow...never!
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:17 AM
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eek.gif Deffinately NOT. Ew.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:20 AM
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shouldnt this be in the sandbox?


Nah, it's a discussion.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:28 AM
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What..i will not sleep with micheal jackson..
I knew you were an evil mommy
I would never let my kids or anyone i know sleep with micheal jackson even if it was for a million dollars.

I forgot I had a child. *Hands you over to Michael Jackson* Where's my goddamn million dollars?
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:34 AM
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Neverrr... Especially MY children... when I have.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 12:39 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 7 2006, 1:28 AM) *
I forgot I had a child. *Hands you over to Michael Jackson* Where's my goddamn million dollars?



he ripped you off..how can you forget you had a child
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 01:11 AM
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Hell no. mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 01:13 AM
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Not a chance.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 01:28 AM
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If my child tried to kill me, sure...
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 01:29 AM
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If I have terrible children, sure. Why not?
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:21 AM
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LMAOOO NOOO
never
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that's just mean
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(Stefan The Sex God @ Aug 6 2006, 9:48 PM) *
for a million dollors, i would sleep with micheal jackson

YEP ME TOO
meeeeeee too.
plus i'm a lady so wtf would he want with me? wink.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 02:31 AM
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^OMFG LMAO!
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:50 AM
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what are you thinking?!
no way. i wont let them sleep over even go near him
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:59 AM
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No, but they can give him a blowjob.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:02 AM
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QUOTE(electric shock @ Aug 7 2006, 3:30 PM) *
YEP ME TOO
meeeeeee too.
plus i'm a lady so wtf would he want with me? wink.gif


LMAO. i would too. HAHA.
Michael jackson sure looks pretty creepy and scary, but afterall you're just sleepig with him, it's not like you'll sleep with your eyes open.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:26 AM
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I'd tell you what I'd do.
I'd take the million and send my kids off the Michael's house, with a camera. One would sneak in with a camera, and one would walk through the front door. The first kid would take pictures of MJ and my other kid, and the second that Jackson touches someone, they both freak out and run out of the house. And then I sue Michael Jackson for another couple of million.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:29 AM
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Yes.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:36 AM
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No. Unless they really really wanted to..
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:37 AM
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Haha Ariel good plan wink.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 10:02 AM
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Oh geez, I just read over almost the entire first page thinking this was about Michael Jordan...I was very confused. And I don't like mornings wacko.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 10:28 AM
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I'd tell you what I'd do.
I'd take the million and send my kids off the Michael's house, with a camera. One would sneak in with a camera, and one would walk through the front door. The first kid would take pictures of MJ and my other kid, and the second that Jackson touches someone, they both freak out and run out of the house. And then I sue Michael Jackson for another couple of million.

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you are a true genius.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 11:08 AM
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QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Aug 7 2006, 1:09 AM) *
A million dollars is not that much anymore really...

And no, not at all.

Yupp, a million isn't alot anymore.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 11:22 AM
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eek.gif HELL no!

Come on, we're talking about Michael Jackson here.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(yrrnotelekktric @ Aug 6 2006, 10:06 PM) *
shouldnt this be in the sandbox?

mellow.gif Why?


And, helllll yeah I would! Kids are expensive.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 05:55 PM
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No0o0o0o00o0o thats abuse!!!

lol
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 05:59 PM
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ermfermoo Posted: Aug 7 2006, 10:26 AM
I'd tell you what I'd do.
I'd take the million and send my kids off the Michael's house, with a camera. One would sneak in with a camera, and one would walk through the front door. The first kid would take pictures of MJ and my other kid, and the second that Jackson touches someone, they both freak out and run out of the house. And then I sue Michael Jackson for another couple of million.


Poor children...they will be scarred for life. Good plan though. thumbsup.gif
And no, but I'd send my little brother.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:01 PM
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If they wanted to. And then I would sue him for rape and get even more money in a civil lawsuit.

Edit// Someone said that already. Damn they stole my plan. Oh well.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Aug 7 2006, 10:26 AM) *
I'd tell you what I'd do.
I'd take the million and send my kids off the Michael's house, with a camera. One would sneak in with a camera, and one would walk through the front door. The first kid would take pictures of MJ and my other kid, and the second that Jackson touches someone, they both freak out and run out of the house. And then I sue Michael Jackson for another couple of million.


Clever, clever. laugh.gif

Well, I suppose if the technology was advanced enough so that I could wipe their memories after (for less than a million dollars), it wouldn't be that bad.
 
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Aug 7 2006, 7:26 AM) *
I'd tell you what I'd do.
I'd take the million and send my kids off the Michael's house, with a camera. One would sneak in with a camera, and one would walk through the front door. The first kid would take pictures of MJ and my other kid, and the second that Jackson touches someone, they both freak out and run out of the house. And then I sue Michael Jackson for another couple of million.


LOL, HAHHA, OMG XD.gif

i wouldn't let that happen. PERIOD.
my children would grow up and tell their kids how horrible i was. sad.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(UHH @ Aug 7 2006, 7:07 PM) *

LOL, HAHHA, OMG XD.gif

i wouldn't let that happen. PERIOD.
my children would grow up and tell their kids how horrible i was. sad.gif
lol
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 02:31 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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my nickname is MJ .... LOL
 
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post Aug 8 2006, 02:44 AM
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no.
that's just wrong.
 
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